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BONUS STRIP FOR AUGUST 2022 (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-27 02:05:59
Edited:
2022-09-26 16:21:37
Imported:
2026-06
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Hello, Peter.

7/22 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-69624608

9/22 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-72499024

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Johnoh 06

Thank god this strip exists to dissuade me from the crackpot idea of Jacob/Mary (for now).

plant.mimic

I feel like those lumps are bad

Dave Warren

what in the world are "woke pants" tho

Grace Serenity

They're made in the factory next to the woke razors and the woke foods

Grace Serenity

Like she said, that just the Wokeness leaving his body!

Wednesday

And that’s why you wash your shitty textiles before wearing them for the first time.

Harold

There's something going on in those pants, but it does NOT look like euphoria.

Dev

Given that it was made "...without any of those sissy government regulations" I'm not sure washing would help. Fire would probably be more helpful.

Captain Button

Probably asbestos to protect him from the Fires of Hell, just in case.

Packy Anderson

Regulations are written in blood. Whenever you see a stupid regulation, it was almost definitely put in place because someone actually DID what the regulation prohibits.

Grace Serenity

And usually the person violating the regulation isn't the one getting hurt. The McDonald's hot coffee suit ended up in a retiree having to get multiple reconstructive surgeries on her generals because the boiling hot coffee literally melted what she was born with! And people still make fun of her for something a megacorp did to her because they have a better marketing team than a woman in her 70s.

PotentPinion

More and more, you hear people saying it: Why wear pants?

Maude Reads Things

Oh god, I actually feel sympathy for Peter. I had hives a week or two ago and they were not pleasant, though not as bad as these

C Bonesmith

Oh no, woke pants! Almost as bad as the dangerous tight pants the JWs keep warning us about! [/s]

Dean Reilly

He woke up this morning and put his pants on. Thus, woke pants.

Sydney Ashcraft

We just going to ignore how the insta-rash made it all the way up to his FACE in the last panel? Okay? Okay.

Harold

And the shading in his word balloon is noticeably different as well.

Ty34er

Mary is going to kill that man

Sean Murphy

I came here expecting weird, repressed horny, not body horror.

joe mcguire

I feel like Mary is a lump

BlackDove

It seems so tiring being that outraged all the time

Wayne Farmer

In Red states, can this strategy be used by men to get women to drop their trousers? Or are only women allowed to use it?

Wayne Farmer

The numbness is so you won't do any hanky-panky.

Bagge

So that's why he had is dick out in the haunted house

Chris Reaves

Taking bets: are those pants made by actual, sincere believers, or by people taking advantages of a market that will buy whatever you can convince Tucker Carlson to plug as Sticking It To The Libs?

Chris Reaves

Maybe THAT'S why he's not around post-timeskip.

ValdVin

I'm fascinated (read: sardonically horrified) to see Mary really thinks that pants are non-woke and made in America by Christians. I'd figure non-woke means they were stitched together by seven year olds almost locked in some sweatshop overseas.

Crissa Kentavr

Hard to tell, if your church manufactures things in some states, the whole business is tax free...

Captain Button

Horrible perv that I am, I can't help wondering if Peter is actually getting any from Mary, or if he is just running on hope for the future...

Wayne Farmer

Those new pants have been Washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Is Peter not worthy? ♫ Are you washed in the blood? In the soul cleansing blood of the Lamb? Are your garments spotless, are they white as snow? Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? ♫

J. Steven York

Was waiting for the flood of mites to come crawling out of the waistband...

Phas87

Was this inspired by any particular real-world happening, or just general "anti-woke" complaining. It feels very specific.

Damien

She does seem pretty interested in getting him naked.

Aaron Mobley

Most likely, assuming they actually WERE made in the USA, they were made by immigrants or other poor POC (textile work is strenuous, dangerous, and poorly compensated) who could not care less about their employers' anti-woke agenda.