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hey everyone, it's jocelyne, as per your request

(if this were shortpacked! that url would've ended in "lizardpeople")

bonus strip 10/16: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2016-7118203

bonus strip 12/16: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2016-7614157

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Amelie W

Of course, if he says he's a Christian then that means he's a good person and the things he does must be good, somehow. Whatever it is, it's good. Whoever it hurts, it's good. If it doesn't look like something Christ would have done you're just not looking at it right.

K the Nerd

Jeez, and this comic is supposed to be *realistic*…. /s

C

...Well...at least she thinks a good Christian person wouldn't do that? It's...a start?...jeez...

Ouri Maler

Not gonna lie, I'd probably have found this funnier a month ago. Now, I mostly find it depressing.

Battlecrazed Axe Mage

I know that panel 2 feeling all too well. Thankfully, my dad is the most tolerant of his conservative-ass family...on the other hand, unfortunately, he's the MOST tolerant of his conservative-ass family.

C.T. Phipps

I'm genuinely impressed with Mama Joyce. The fact she considers persecuting LBTG to be bad is a real improvement.

Battlecrazed Axe Mage

But, on the third hand, I can only be so depressed because Jocelyne comic! ♥

Daniel Adams

And here we see Mama Brown representing the Christian stereotype in America: too blinded to see those "good" leaders are doing bad and making up excuses in their heads to justify it. I would be upset if it weren't so on the nose.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

that third hand should be joining the first two in flipping the bird to some deserving folks

Packy Anderson

Carol is sounding just like my mother-in-law. As if I needed more proof I married a Joyce clone.

Bagge

God, panel 2, when Jocelyne translates "reality" to "safe for mom" :(

Captain Button

Or she is making a pretext of feeling that way to avoid alienating *another* child.

Vika

My dad sometimes is like a level bellow this. Which yeah, it could be worse, but it really doesn't encourage me to come out at all. Though I'm sure I'm in a better situation than Joyceline here

Aaron Treiber

Just take a look at who would have won if seniors hadn't voted, and remember that our unified government has promised to take away their health insurance. Maybe knowing we'll be the oldest generation around sooner than later will bring comfort! ... or not, it's pretty gross.

Populuxe

To paraphrase something I saw on twitter: Your parents in 1996: "Don't trust anything you read on the Internet!" Your parents in 2016: "uspatrioteagletruth.xz says Hillary invented AIDS!"

Leaf

Right in the feels. #DamnYouWillis

Tim Myth

Does this mean we can't vote Carol next month, I want to see what is on uspatrioteagletruth and how it's different from scottishunicornpatriot, Emuwarpatriot.oz and centralpandatruth

Cerberus

Panel 7: Carol: Well, so long as you didn't listen too much to them. I don't want them corrupting you with all their propaganda. You know how we worry about you. Jocelyne: ... yes, mom.

Bagge

The diner was dark and damp. Not the place you take a date. Not the place you want your mother to see you. But perfect for meeting a client (ever feel you need to see over your business model?) "It's about a man", she said. It always was. "He is a good man," she said. They always were. I should have walked then and there, but she was paying and food can be a real powerful intensive once you don't have it. Beside, the case rubbed me the wrong way. She said names, and I knew them. Knew them well, really. This was not your everyday sad, domestic tale of tragedy. This was not even about victims. They were scapegoats. And whenever someone wants you to look really hard at your left, that means their right is ready to sock you. I'm talking from experience here. I knew I would regret digging, and I knew I would do it anyway. A 'good man' with things to hide just bumped himself to the top of my agenda. Above the ramen, above the flies in my office window. My name is Joycelyne and I am a writer. And as every great writer will tell you, the secret is to write what you know. I have made it my business to know. #JocelyneNoir

TEB

The sad thing is that Mrs. Brown is a well meaning person. She's just too blinded by ideology to ever accept that her entire life is a lie. I go between feeling sorry for her and wanting to punch her. Unfortunately I feel this way about too many people these days. As has been said already, this is too close to the truth to be funny.

Captain Button

On the fourth hand, if Moties get loose on Earth we are all toast.

ZPX

I got that reference, Cap' ;) (Mote in God's Eye)

Bagge

That's EXACTLY where I got my inspiration :-)