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Early update for March 18, 2023 (Patreon)

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2023-03-17 03:55:00
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i consent

i consent

I ALSO CONSENT

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Fart Captor

Oh god they're adorable :3

Andrea Andrew

She really is a non-bisexual Joyce.

Harold

Which couple will get a Slipshine first? *Sal and Danny *Lucy and Walky *Joyce and Maytag

BBCC

Well that escalated quickly

Bagge

Smoooooth, Lucy

Steve McSheffrey

There may be a loophole for Lucy. As a kid I was told dating couples should keep enough room between us for the Holy Spirit. They didn't think that through because they also told us the Holy Spirit was within us.

Shane Wegner

I has several thoughts: 1-Lucy can say sex! 2-I find it positive they can have a mostly frank conversation about it. 3-No judgements, but they know this “third date” rule is something they’re just making up, right? They jokingly mentioned maybe it was covered by the Sermon on the Mount, which I recall mostly being poor people are beloved by God (and not second class scum, which has apparently been a pretty popular hot take for at least 2000 years) 4-I’m trying to stay neutral (and failing), the atheist in me is…smirking? At the mental gymnastics and calculus going into deciding how much extradimensional spirits will approve of various coitus-having by two evolved plains apes on one little planet out of trillions of galaxies. I try to remind myself it feels important and true to people who believe in it, which I was as a kid at one point. 5- Lucy is becoming a contender for top sex positive Christian. Not sure who the current leaderboard is. Sierra maybe? Jacob perhaps, although Raidah channeled his suggestions into working harder for reasons. 6- “Three is the number of dates you shall be having. Five is right out!”

Sajuuk-Khar

But they were all of them deceived, for Linda Walkerton had not consented

Omnithea

Jesus loves horndogs

Jacob Glad
>>104254230

Nor either have thou two dates, excepting thou then proceed to three. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, havest thou the sex towards thy friend, who, being naughty in my sight, shall enjoy it.