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I remembered that my birthday means it's also Ultra Car's birthday.  And that this year in particular, Ultra Car is now 30 years old.  So for your second bonus strip, here's a scene from the Ultra Car crossover episode of Dexter & Monkey Master.

2/17 second bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2017-8244006

4/17 second bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2017-9611568

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Raye

Somehow it never occurred to me that Dexter & Monkey Master had actual heroes to confront the villains. I figured it was more like Pinky & the Brain, where their world domination schemes are mostly self-sabotaged. But then, it wouldn't really be HA if he didn't have some hero-types around to put in deeply, personally traumatic situations for his own amusement, I suppose.

K the Nerd

I disagree with Walky. This is a beautiful thing.

Page for Founder Status

I feel like reading DoA and being subbed on Patreon since I discovered these comics a year and a half ago has all led to this strip. I am complete

Doomed

I like the reasoning for helping Dexter. I like it very much.

Doomed

Maybe this can be just one strip of the 25 PAGE DEXTER AND MONKEY MASTER COMIC THAT WAS THE REWARD FOR HITTING $5,000 that you said you would do after your kids were born. Then that reward MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.

Doomed

Happy Birthday, by the way. Reading your comic is better than coffee.

Vika

Willis, you shouldn't have done this, now everyone wants more of that. Every. One. I might just start the fan fictioning already

David Setser

Happy birthday, and than you for the Dexter comic! :D

Packy Anderson

You needed this to start fan fictioning? You're late to the party!

Maude Reads Things

"But he was doing it wrong!" - My god, Carla really DID model herself after her, didn't she? If you ever decide to do that Dexter & Monkey Master comic, this would make a prime candidate.

Ernie O'Dell

Happy birthday 🎂 here's to many more!

Cerberus

I'm imagining 10 year old Carla watching this and meticulously taking notes.

Betsy

Happy birthday!

Maude Reads Things

Meanwhile, 10 year old Walky is making jokes about bodily functions and waiting for the 'boring' car lady to go away, and 10 year old Sal is watching with him, probably grounded again for a bad math grade, so she has little to do and this is as good as anything

Kyle

Hey that's not the President.

Rebecca Paulsgrove

he was when the episode would likely have aired... or someone who looked like him, anyway.

Loren

You realize we'll forever want more of this because it's so good, right? Also happy birthday!

Daniel Adams

I feel like they made a mistake not making Ultra Car a permanent cast member. ... almost typo'd and said "car member".

Simon Magid

The poor president looks so stunned. He is like, "And I thought all I would have to deal with today would be the usual arguing with Congress and Senate..." The strip itself is amazing. It somehow implies the whole episode and is itself the episode's climax. I will forever be wanting the rest but at least there is plenty for the fan writers to build on.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

It'll paradoxically update in a few years... or skip over to the next one, 'cause fuck the current guy

Brian Danger Hicks

Our current President is too implausible for nonsense shows for children.

K

Happy birthday! =)

Stoodmuffin

happy bday. thank you for making MY day better on YOUR birthday... isnt that supposed to be the other way around?

sam

Great job, this will be an excellent successor whenever DoA is finished (I loved how you ended Shortpacked with that "Soggies May Rule" strip).

Bagge

Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

Bagge

I read him more like "Yeah, just another day in office."

Simon Magid

Hm. Or possibly, "Sigh. And when we are done here, there's the 11 AM kidnap attempt by Dr. Insano, then the 1.30 PM alien invasion, and at 3 PM I am supposed to address the Senate..."

Lee Yuan Sheng

Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the years of comics.

C.H.

The woman who speaks looks like a Rachel-esque character, which makes sense, but the other human appears to be... Maggie?

Cat

I assumed it was girl Willis and Maggie.

Martin Thoresen

Dr Insano, the mirror universe of DeSanto?

Simon Magid

Nah, it is a reference to a supervillain mad scientist from The Spoony Experiment. :) He just sprang to mind because in one skit he actually managed to get elected president.

Simon Magid

I dunno, if Dexter and Ultra Car managed to abduct the current guy I bet everybody would pay them a fortune to KEEP him.

Simon Magid

@.Cerberus: I am imagining current Carla tossing those notes because fuck it if she is touching the current POSOTUS. She might catch stupid, or something.

Lethurblaka

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all week

Corwin Haught

At some point, he'll just be a generic president.

Shane Wegner

Unrealistic! Everyone knows government isn't taken over by giant monkeys possessed by mind swapped robo cars! They're taken over by ::checks notes:: shirtless guys in viking horn hats!