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Horndog voting: choose a crewmember

  • HEIMDALL: DRONE 12
  • HEIMDALL: RUBBERIFY 13
  • HEIMDALL: HYPNOTIZE 67
  • HEIMDALL: OTHER ( specify in the comments) 1
  • LEROY: TOONIFY 17
  • LEROY: INTOXICATE 20
  • LEROY: DDP ( dumb down punch) 6
  • LEROY: OTHER ( specify in comments) 0
  • MAKOTO: REALITY SHIFT 13
  • MAKOTO: REWRITE PERSONALITY 70
  • MAKOTO: SHAPESHIFTING 42
  • MAKOTO: OTHER ( specify in comments) 3
  • 2025-08-06
  • —2025-08-10
  • 264 votes
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Content

So by popular demand and by the surprise of absolutely no one we will start with dear old guitar dad, GREG UNIVERSE. Now it’s time to choose who in the crew will enter his reality, and what will they do to him to capture and recruit him in the horndogs. This will determine the method of capture, but any changes made will be reversed once entering the ship. Permanent changes will be done by you patrons , but we’ll get to that once we capture him.

NOTE: makoto is powerful, but this comes with the cost of him being a tad unpredictable. He will chose by himself what to do with his powers so if you choose him you’re kind of giving me free reign, so keep this in mind when voting.

NOTE 2: for the “other” option , it’ll be like the target selection: if “ other” wins, i’ll look at the conment that has the most votes. don’t make the request too complex. Complex requests will be simplified if they have the majority.

Alright, now get to vote, ye horndogs ! ;P

Comments

HimboBarret

What's the difference between Drone & Rubber?

Robert Smith

Makoto personality changing Greg into a cheap prostitute i cross my fingers lol

Randastasius

I chose Makoto and I suggest that he rewrote Greg into a dom rude stud conquer. Show the world how he broke a diamond on his cock and make legions of men into his minions

Fe5ter

Rubber will be Latex and Drone would likely utilize Nanites

Fe5ter

That's unexpected from you

Robert Smith

Is it lol? I like bottom Greg Universe ha

rawr7

I want to say that the previous r34 winners shouldn't be allowed. Ban them. Fine, Greg gets in, but no Pete or bowser. You already did those. I wanna see new characters

NSFWBLUE2

Hypno with brutificatio plz 🙏

Becquerel

I'm keen to see Makoto shapeshift into other characters from Shattersong to seduce Greg....namely Cloud Daddy Greg or naked Pyrite. XD

BearlyBoared

Makoto shapeshifting Greg into a big dumb Gorilla brute i hope

cherrydad

May need to consolidate into rewrite if we want Makoto to win ...

cherrydad

With Heimdall Hypno being so prevalent we may wanna funnel into Makoto: Rewrite if we want him specifically

Rodney Talon

Yeah this DOES feel important to know

Rodney Talon

Well as from my first Horndogs post my favorite Greg R34 is https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31239186 by our own RS hamster, i think, even once got permission from him and meek. Its an anthology with a framing device of Greg being seduced/hypnotized into various lewd visions and scenarios by an ambiguous therapist. As Heimdall is our hypnosis specialist I mentioned him as means to similar or inspired ends. I really like this anthology because it got us to play with different desires and fantasies of Greg as to just him being zonked out and rammed by asshole (though that DID happen a few times) and he gets to indulge and enjoy even as dominated, indulged, seduced, transmogrified, or eaten up. It seems Heimy's got this but if Makoto DOES pull the win with CD's strategic rally I hope and trust BC's imagination to play and give me what I don't know I want but will happily enjoy with his through-this-interesting-Fat-Otaku-Artist-Side-Character-Usurper-Guy-(who is nothing like Kuniyoshi* or Hifumu)-rewriting of Greg Universe nee Demayo to whatever ends or inspirations our italian ateliere shall render for us. Still while okay with hypno I hope we get to enjoy Greg's "Universe charm" intact. its why oddly I feared using Makoto on nee DeMayo. Felt like getting a hydrosaw out for cleaning the table's surface after a routine breakfast. I hope Heimdall's mesmerism has a small but appealing touch to push or twist things *just so* we get the already pleasing body and personality just... well witness lewd fun with it. Which oddly enough is why changed my mind to Toonify. BC really works well with that concept throughout all his stuff and seems especially talented at it and would hopefully, personality wise, exaggerate/get in the mood not iron out. And maybe just me but felt, BC, you wanted to show off your boss captain guy. But whatever the case. I am interested to see you build more new OCs and return to Greg again and see about squaring that circle you mentioned with him last time, Blazingcheeks (consolation 4 if Makoto not pull through - https://myreadingmanga.info/alaric-o-fluffy-emperor-of-the-fluffy-empire-eng/)

Robert Smith

I am honestly really happy you still enjoy this haha

Sad Dragon

I feel like the character voting could be a little streamlined tbh. Maybe this next poll could be runners up from the last one?

Rodney Talon

I can appreciate and seek to support this sentiment. Any names or figures got in mind?

Retronicus

I hope Hypnotize winning eliminates it as an option for the next round... caus otherwise its probably gonna be Hypno fifteen times in a row

Star Ringer

With Makoto (via any of his powers): Greg discovers he's been getting impersonated around town by a doppelganger that's "better": hotter, more athletic, good at whatever he tries, people like him better, he's hooked up with all the guys in town, that kind of thing.

rawr7

You know what's interesting greg? my vote shifts the score by exactly one percentage point. Get over here and suckle upon my love knuckle if you want to win again.

Rodney Talon

Naw, pretty sure Drunk, and toonify have their moments.

cherrydad

oh please please vote for makoto jared 🥴💦

rawr7

grovel accepted.

cherrydad

With greg being rather self-loathing at times, would be great to see him warped into someone rather flush with confidence (to go with his Universe Charm)

Robert Smith

One of Greg's big flaws in Steven Universe is he clearly struggles to like himself, pretty consistently

Frankcub

Aww... I wanna give him a hug.