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Horndog voting: choose a crewmember

  • LEROY: TOONIFY 49
  • LEROY: INTOXICATE 117
  • LEROY: DDP (dumb down punch) 78
  • LEROY: OTHER (specify in the comments) 2
  • 2025-09-04
  • —2025-09-06
  • 246 votes
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with 33 votes, looks like people's favorite ape won! DONKEY KONG will be the target of the next horndogs mission!

Now it’s time to choose who in the crew will enter his reality, and what will they do to him to capture and recruit him in the horndogs. This will determine the method of capture, but any changes made will be reversed once entering the ship. Permanent changes will be done by you patrons , but we’ll get to that once we capture him.

NOTE 1: the other two members already had their turns, so this one is just for the ship's captain, LEROY. after this turn not only the other two members will be back, but the three people we nabbed and trained will be able to go on their first mission!

NOTE 2: for the “other” option , it’ll be like the target selection: if “ other” wins, i’ll look at the conment that has the most votes. don’t make the request too complex. Complex requests will be simplified if they have the majority.

Alright, now get to vote, ye horndogs ! ;P

Comments

Fe5ter

Let's get that ape drunk!

Muku

Let's see how dumb we can make this mook!

Rodney Talon

Hope slept well, thanks for early post

Puzzles

Let's toonify this age!

Roadbox62

Other: Flatten. Let's use those toon powers to make him a helpless pancake

Fe5ter

To fit with the theme of Bananza, is it possible we can use banana rum?

Muku

I can definitely be swayed to pick toonify let's see how it goes

Rodney Talon

Eh, as if latest game how make dumber?

Rodney Talon

Other: dressed as a lounge singer/crooner or man attending such our Captain staked out his mark. Then felix the cat/toon logics a power up from existing stuff to subjugate the king of the Kongs. (Bc needs invent our equivalent of super crown or something) It's a challenge as due to the...let's say broad nature of Nintendo mascot characters making them canon non-compliant is tougher. Just hope gives general direction have fun with idea. Song thing tie into latest game.

Muku

What?

Muku

You make him single track minded, make him focused on only one banana, the one in his pants

Sad Dragon

How would one dumb down dk? He's already stoopid canonicaly. He's also pretty toony already so that leaves the obvious option.

Muku

The question isn't how much dumber can he get folks! It's what happens IF he gets even dumber! Ps. Folks don't feel discouraged not to vote for the option you want. How it plays out whatever you choose and whatever wins is upto BC and his creativity. So pick what YOU want to pick

Dis

Use toonify to make him a toony construction worker. Having a white tank top, black overalls, black boots, and a white construction helmet.~ He would look sexy as fuck to be captured like this.~

Under Changes

I wonder if the captured prisoners will be separate options or if they're gonna join their captors and form a little party. I'm personally hoping for the latter.

Dis

Thank you for saying that. I agree with him that you can choose whatever you want and that this is for fun. So don't take it too seriously seriously and let's all vote on! 😃

Rodney Talon

I admit "dumb down" isn't my fancy. But I felt be redundant if go by his recent outing on switch 2 where he is very characterized and it is single minded and dumb. Its like I like thick dudes but the grotesque spill over blob of melting pudding as much fun as feel like an bad end. Shigeru of ugly mug epic fighter is juuust past my limit So it's less "you should feel bad," and more "what's the point, how could you depict it" But I do agree on wanting to see BC get creative with these two as thematically strong but not specifically limited. Seems great way watch him play. And one suggestion given has some hope. How sell me on oyhers

Muku

You know if we all work together we could end up with a dumb drunk XD

Muku

Refere to my comments above. You don't have to worry about, the point or how it'll be depicted. Just pick what you like and BC will take it from there.

Rodney Talon

Considering how we fucked up Greg and borderline magnus sending without handler seems recipe 4 disaster. So toss up which we will end

Jon M

Integer Overflow Error resulting in mega-genius....

Randastasius

Get DK drunk on bananadinum liquor. He such a horny drunk frat boy when he drinks. Looks like there some fine piece of Kremling Crew Ass, King K.Rool himself

Becquerel

In Intoxicated, PLEASE have Leroy drinking a Banana Martini! XD

otttovan

The obvious intoxication choice to me is a banana shaped cigar. Dress him up in a goon outfit, and get him smoking, stroking and gooning like the champ he is

WorgenRouge

And banana liqueur. Banana illicit substances of every type!

cherrydad

I'm imagining Leroy taking a barrel full of bananas and in a very toon way shaking it around and booze coming out...like imagine Leroy shaking a big barrel up like a cocktail shaker, and BOOM booze comes out

Fe5ter

Both DK and K Rool sharing some Banana Rum

Dis

The ape getting drunk wins! Let's see how it goes.~