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Horndog voting: choose a crewmember

  • HEIMDALL: DRONE 10
  • HEIMDALL: RUBBERIFY 9
  • HEIMDALL: HYPNOTIZE 11
  • HEIMDALL: OTHER (specify in the comments) 0
  • LEROY: INTOXICATE 2
  • LEROY: TOONIFY 11
  • LEROY: DDP (dumb down punch) 8
  • LEROY: OTHER (specify in the comments) 0
  • MAKOTO: REALITY SHIFT 5
  • MAKOTO: REWRITE PERSONALITY 2
  • MAKOTO: SHAPESHIFTING 6
  • GREG UNIVERSE: THESEUS SCENARIO 26
  • MAGNUS: DRAGON BREATH BOOZE 21
  • MAGNUS: WINE AND DINE 3
  • MAGNUS: FATTEN 63
  • DONKEY KONG: THESEUS SCENARIO 80
  • 2025-09-17
  • 257 votes
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with 30+ votes, MR.WOLF from the bad guys movie is the next one on the horndogs' list!

Now it’s time to choose who in the crew will enter his reality, and what will they do to him to capture and recruit him in the horndogs. This will determine the method of capture, but any changes made will be reversed once entering the ship. Permanent changes will be done by you patrons , but we’ll get to that once we capture him.

NOTE 1: this time the converted people from the previous round will join the fray! only difference is the ones that underwent the theseus scenario won't operate in the same way as the others. i.e. you can only choose them, but now WHAT they'll do due to the unpredictability of their condition.

NOTE 2: for the “other” option , it’ll be like the target selection: if “ other” wins, i’ll look at the conment that has the most votes. don’t make the request too complex. Complex requests will be simplified if they have the majority.

NOTE 3: since magnus is an operative now, here's his moves:

DRAGON BREATH BOOZE: magnus will offer his barrel to the target, making him drunk and giving him kobold/draconic traits.

WINE AND DINE: magnus will get the target drunk and proceed to eat them!

FATTEN: turning the other cork of the barrel, magnus produces a fattening cream that he'll happily share with his target, with instantaneous results!

Alright, now get to vote, ye horndogs ! ;P

Comments

Fe5ter

Booze him!

Ryn Fox

Fat Wolf! Fat Wolf! Fat Wolf!

Under Changes

Look, I know we all want to test out Greg, but I think we save him for later. Instead, we should use Leroy and toonify Wolf into essentially an old fashion goon (black mask, black and white striped shirt and bag over his shoulders).

rawr7

Dk theseus yay

Dis

Agree!

cherrydad

Let's see that theseus scenario!!!

Sandpuppy

theseus scenario whats that mean?

Schrödingerz Lion

I want to save that Magnus for Blaidd....the idea I have is great so...going to see what happens with DK lol

Randastasius

Basically we have no control what they do since they’re to brainfucked to be controlled

Blade G Shepherd

Would love to see my boy Mr Wolf be fattened up. Becoming too fat for his clothes to handle <3

cherrydad

Ideally Greg but it doesnt look likely so i went for DK lol

Michael Wilson

I would love to see Greg theseus scenario.

rawr7

By the way, doing the theseus scenario for an overloaded character may stabilize them, if youre wondering about dk and greg.

rawr7

This is a theory, btw, but I think it was hinted at in the Greg overload dialog

Crowbar

FATTEN FATTEN FATTEN

crossoverfan12

Oh shit looks like we want the surprise that is Donkey Kong to do the job

Dark627

I think manus: fattening would be very interesting lol

Ryn Fox

You make an incredibly valid point, though there's no guarantee we get Blaidd later. Plus we can always go for the more permanent fattening.

Schrödingerz Lion

Yes it is a gamble...but the story I have in mind for Blaidd and Magnus would be quite fun personally...but yeeee Majority Rule of course 😋😋😋😋