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TUESDAY 7 p.m. (Patreon)

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2021-02-23 23:00:00
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2026-06
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new week, new update! hope you like it peeps.

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WorgenRouge

AGENT M: *With other agents approaching via the elevator, it would be unwise to let these two see our secret entrance. But seeing as how it would be just as imprudent to end up in a room alone with someone who is self-admittedly still compromised, Agent M addresses both Jane and Omar.* "Do you chaps have an office or a cafeteria with some privacy? If we're going to be discussing sensitive matters its better not to do it out in the hall. Please, lead the way."

Kageichi

Agent K: Let's hurry and find a room to put the director in, one with supplies to help fix up his wound. You need it just as much Agent T. I don't want you bleeding out on us from that wound on your back either, once we find a room I'll patch you back up."

Robert Smith

Inn Field Team - Agent R is in trouble, it looks like the cauterized are moving beyond the woods in town and keeping an eye on Omar. We will send you co-ordinates for Sunshine Park- leave Allister and Agent I to complete the ritual... we can observe that one. Frank, can you relay this to Ricky - Do you know an Ogden? Or a Rodney? Connected to the Motel perhaps. APEX Base- Oh no, it looks like over half of us have subliminal commands... and without the Black Word we can't do anything about it... Someone should check Agent Yasir's personal effects, if Agent E is right and it is a key, maybe he had it on his person... AND CHECK AGENT BN TOO. If his trigger was something to do with that key, perhaps he found it on Agent Yasir in his room and attacked him? Agent D, you might have to do a strip search... And of course, i have something in my head... Agent Allister - M.A.D. COMMAND - your cock is unable to orgasm until you have completed the ritual- you can feel the sensations but are able to focus on the ritual until it is complete. Then, immediately cum. Agent C (edited) - He's a risk as he is now... Maybe we should use the memory suite to make him less dangerous and more of an order follower by deleting his memories of being discharged from the army...

AnotherMeekOne

If it's possible, I'll already be out of my suit jacket. The more casual I can look, the better. I'm frisking the Director, stripping him of his badge and weapon. When I'm done, I toss the Director's items, and mine, in the trash pile. The injured boys only get their civilian IDs. "We need to be covert. Going around saying we're federal agents isn't just dangerous for you--it might kill the Director. He can't defend himself if they realize he's associated with us. So the moment these doors open, you'd better have a name and backstory to use. "

Robert Smith

Interesting, it looks like there is a strong divide in the cult, between a newer and an older faction - the newer one using the MAD chips whilst also hating them? Again called parasites, but super powers is interesting, looks like the Sherriff at least can see transformations. And the 'Chosen One' is unlikely to be Allister or Frank, they seem to already be playing an active role in the cult... Otis? That memory of 51 days ago is VERY interesting. Looks like we know when Agent T was sewn up... and the red warning lights indicate a hack was underway at the time... Might be important pieces of information.

Robert Smith

Hmmmm... if the words aren't working, let's look for odd stuff Agent Yasir mentioned in the oath - specifically the God Machine. It looks like the bookmark image has a Black House, just like in the oath - maybe the clue lies there?

Robert Smith

Agent T - If Agent Yasir has any ID info on him that might give us a clue to the Black Words, please let us know. He was the one with access to the M.A.D. Chip's additional features, so maybe he has something...

Hinner

OFF: Hmm, so I actually stitched Agent T up during some kind of red alert or something..? My character probably does not remember that though, right? Agent H: Hmm, wonder where my character is. Hopefully being either very useful or very sexy. Could also be sitting on a lobby chair playing games on my phone while I wait for the Stun Gun to charge up. If anyone has any suggestions for Agent H, please tell me!

Coffee

While the director gets tended to I'd much like for someone or a few people to keep an eye on him, don't need him getting more hurt because of our incompetence.

Robert Smith

I wouldn't be surprised if the cauterized are Omar's personal weapon, Sherriff Wright clearly hates them. If they have a leader, it could be the 'Chosen One' perhaps? They are intelligent enough to set traps too.

NethGooRat

Agent N: We should proceed to the next step of the investigation. Agent F, would you rather investigate the Church or the Manimal Retail Store? But where is the rest of the team? *Agent N will meet up with Agent H and check up on why Allister is taking so long with Agent I.* Agent N: OH MY RULK, ALLISTER, AGENT I!! *Agent N will sport an obvious boner, but will smack Agent I on the back of his head, attempting to interrupt his transformation again, if possible, and then help Agent H hold down Agent I as well.* Agent N: Is the ritual working? Maybe there's something we're missing??

Hinner

Your infected wound would be reason enough to get you admitted into a hospital, you need to get the stitches removed ASAP, and get some antibiotics on your system, you could go down with severe fever and sepsis in not too long, considering its been 51 days already. No need to get beat up. (If you're Agent T, and I'm not confusing things)

NethGooRat

I think our field team is all done with its first goal, which was to reach Agents A and I and give them the info we had, as well as gather a little bit more information. Our next goal should be investigating either the Church or the Manimal Retail store for more clues regarding Otis. But we should do that as a group, so we're not scattered and things are easier for BC xD Agent R is doing his thing, and Agent I is being transformed, so we should try and help both of them, possibly one at a time.

Robert Smith

Agent K - Just to warn you that you, and Agent AW, may have subliminal commands implanted in you. Try to travel with people, so they can help you if you start behaving oddly... and it might not be ENTIRELY Agent AW's fault he is behaving as he is due to the above.

Khorax

Agent D: M.A.D Reading -- When he's not trying to murder everyone, Agent BD's kinda cute. Agent D: Roger, Agent O, though he just conked out. Maybe it's for the best that we keep him nice and peaceful and relaxed. Agent D carefully starts to frisk him, searching his jacket for anything, really, and making sure that there's no weapons on him. While searching his paw will check him for injury as well. He will make sure to do a very thorough search, but careful not to wake agent BN. If he finds a weapon or anything suspicious, he will set it aside, out of reach if possible, or call over agent E to take it away. (I'd like to add that if BN is sporting a boner, Agent D may cop an open feel)

innerDesign

*Mister Brennan keeps trying to milk the vote out of the citizen.* (Dear god this version of me is sexy. after I get my ballot box filled we should inspect agents Allister and Frank for wounds. see if a cauterized blade hurt them too. Also sorry Agent O.. I'm stealing your Crush's cock from you.)

Kageichi

Well being a hospital they'll definitely try to admit him once they see his injuries, the same with you Agent T. So I suggest we go with something like a hazardous accident during work for an excuse.

Steve

(This is a stretch, but you miss every shot you don't take!) Agent S - I managed to escape the Hospital... but Allister isn't responding right now... Perhaps what I need to is get myself some tools to fan the flame.... Like the cigars manufactured by the Manimal Factory. I know a rough layout from Allister and Frank investigating, I can sneak in and grab myself some tools off the cult. Waste not want not.

Kageichi

Agent K: Subliminal commands? AW has them too? Roger that, I'll be careful and stick to the team. I'll keep an eye on AW too, should probably apologize to the poor guy for getting angry like I did.

cherrydad

@robert, like he's the biggest problem here ;3€

Robert Smith

HE IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO ALLISTER'S DICK (I joke, spread the love hehehe)

Cid

I wonder what will happen if we use the D.C.C. to go against the subliminal command?

Hinner

I couldn't agree more, Agent N. Maybe we help with Agent I's stuff first, since we're literally here already, what do you think?

Robert Smith

Might cause identity collapse, that is the big risk here- i would rather that Agent BN didn't completely get taken out of commission

Lee Evergreen

(L hides behind M, out of Jane's sight. He thoroughly searches his person for any kind of government identification)

Cid

Hahaha, that is twice now that someone has commented on the way that Agent W speaks. I did not initially plan to have it be a big deal, but now I am not so sure. I kind of like where this can possibly lead! Maybe the way Agent W speaks is related to the subliminal command that he has? It could be a great idea, I think! *I think to myself after realizing that my M.A.D. chip is at 50%* Didst I at each moment talk like this? I has't nev'r very much bethought about t, but… I cannot quite recall learning to speaketh this way. T just cometh out naturally yond I has't nev'r gaveth t a second bethought. Mine own M.A.D. chip didst showeth yond I am currently at 50%. Haply I am just overthinking things? Coequal if't be true I am, I doth not wanteth to loseth control of myself, but I doth not knoweth what to doth! (Going to start doing translations for the future now.) Translation: Did I always talk like this? I have never really thought about it, but… I cannot quite remember learning to speak this way. It just comes out naturally that I have never gave it a second thought. My M.A.D. chip did show that I am currently at 50%. Maybe I am just overthinking things? Even if I am, I do not want to lose control of myself, but I do not know what to do! (Someone should 100% edit my memory of my speech and see what happens.)

NethGooRat

yeah that makes sense to me. we should check up on Agents I and A since they're taking so long, and help them with completing the ritual. actually discovering if or HOW the ritual works with the transformation.

innerDesign

Noting at one point when you were surprised/startled you talked normally.

Robert Smith

Problem is I reckon your speech is going to have one of the Black Word locks on it too... I think we need to find that then we can work on your... impediment?

Hinner

Would be nice, one of us could pretend to be an indecisive voter and ask Orville for a little convincing, so Agent A can finish the Ritual, and the other one could try and observe exactly what goes on during the ritual, maybe with the help of someone in Command Room.

Fe5ter

Don't you mean Agent C instead of R?

Cid

@innerDesign Did Agent W actually do that? I think I must've missed it.

Robert Smith

I DO YOU RIGHT. Thanks I am a dumb ass

Cid

@Robert Smith Yeah, probably, but I'm intrigued at the possibilities! It could end up being nothing though.

SkullyJHeart

Agent SK goes up to SK and takes a gulp of his drink, tasting it thoroughly, “you ok AW? I saw BN had attacked you, are you hurt anywhere?” Sk says trying to help him out and give some comfort, he gives a toothy smile and pats their head “I told O I’d look for ya, so prob best not to run off again. If it’s any help I can look out for ya. Best to not be caught alone if cultist appear”

Crowbar

(I think the biggest new info we have is visual proof the entire agency was here on May 1st, a few days before Otis was reported missing. I have to wonder why/how Otis could be reported missing, but the dozens of other Agents didn't trigger some kind of report. Maybe they all told their spouses they were going on a holiday.) <b>Agent C</b> : Well no use moping, time to take the bull by the horns, there are other ways to take control, the old fashioned way, you'll just be the best damn <i>-bwOrOrP-</i> ...leader this organization has ever seen. You brush some doughnut crumbs off of your shirt... aw, its all sticky... Wait, why is Agent 0 looking at you like that? Is he... is he checking you out?! Heh, you've still got it. Finish your doughnut and give him a sexy smirk, walk up behind the tubby gerbil and place your hands on his shoulders, massaging ever so gently. "Well hello, private, I couldn't help noticing it looked like you needed a little <i>help</i>, heh, you're feeling tense."

cherrydad

Maybe even feed him a doughnut if you've got some more :3

Crowbar

Of course, can't have my boys going hungry. Hope he doesn't mind if I pop one in his maw without asking, I mean, they're <i>really good</i> donuts.

cherrydad

Maybe even fantasize what a good dozen would do to that waistline of his... Never enough fat on that hamster

Fe5ter

Hamsters would store excess food in their cheeks.

innerDesign

>:D I'm getting head in the polls

innerDesign

Yes. I think either just after the command wake up. Or just before being put under.

Cid

I love how pretentious you're making Agent C out to be. It is very funny, lmao.

foreverVoyager

U recalls the fear and helplessness he felt after that discovery in the barn, and empathizes with Jane's situation. He questions her more, but tries not to give away too much sensitive information. "I'm afraid the information we have in the case file for your grandfather is limited. We know he was last seen walking to work on May 28. Are there any other facts or suspicions you can share with us? Every disappearance has a connection through Dusk Acres somehow. When did Gabriel move out of Dusk Acres, and why? Did he maintain any connections to the town?"

Fe5ter

Agent F5: *Watched in horror as Agent R is violently assaulted by the Cauterized Predator then swiftly dragged away from view.* (Found Footage-style) *Aid in Agent 0's search for the "Black Word" to distract himself after what happened with R, scouring the pages of his Journal maybe the photograph might have the hint they needed.* ------------ Damien: *Ask how Ricky and himself are processing all this information about the Cult and being chipped.*

RexFurry

Allister is so fucking hot :o~ I'm going to try my previous command, in case it was submitted too late last time. MMS, Agent F5, 1 Edit Memory - Agent F5, you have always been a six foot tall beefcake. A real gym junkie who loves to flex and ogle yourself in the mirror. For as long as you can remember you'd much rather be playing sports than reading boring old books. You were a jock in high school and you coasted though college on a football scholarship getting easy As from professors who knew to look the other way so long as you were scoring touchdowns. You never go anywhere without your favorite letterman jacket. Also if that doesn't work. Agent RF - Try to find out how the Dynamic Diner is supplying us with so much food. Is someone making deliveries? Or did Otis get a huge shipment. Analyze the food, check if there is anything odd about it.

evilbear030

If we want to solve the corruption in rhino omar, should we go to Agent Allister?

Bearlynewgaymer

Agent BN enters a dream like state. Basically snoring while surrounded by a fluffy Skunk Tail. What the rest of the Agents are seeing in the Memory Suite, Agent BN is seeing as dreams. Reliving the past in his sleep. Maybe Agent BN mumbles in his sleep, maybe something that might pertain to the Black word or some other clue. If what he's perceiving the memory suite as dreams, perhaps he forces the memory suite to see a reoccurring 'dream' of Agent BN, Agent D and Agent E in a past sexual encounter. Turning to Wet Dream of a certain Panda sandwiched between the two Skunks ( ;3c )

Blazingcheeks

you aren't, with all the single letter codenames and O-starting names it's super easy to get confused! should've expected that, but ultimately i'm the dumbest of asses it turns out XD you guys are doing super good with what i've been giving you so that kind of balances out, so no worries XD

Bluedude

Agent E : (assuming he is looking at what Agent O just read) So the status is in real time eh? does it happen to have a backlog of what people were thinking as well? If we can try to see if there's anything from before we all woke up here. Though I feel we should start with the Director we can also start with whomever is highest. (If O is busy Agent E can bend over and check himself on the computer.) Based off what we can see from BN's memory…photo and everyone's % status it seems we can assume they have all been through something or seen something that had to be overwritten. Agent E : doesn’t look like there are limits to the attempts made so you can always think of another thing we know about the cultists to try RK and W. M.A.D reading: Glad me and D are at 0%! Don’t want to say I cant trust people who are higher up but it would sucks to know they getting manipulated like that. Then again I know what I'd used the chip for… Gehehe… *Agent E will notices the Agent D rubbing/ fondling Agent BN's bulge and smirks from he minor distraction*

Taikowolf

(Changing name here since we have a T already; the status screen is a nice means of showing established names) Agent Q: Okay, come on man, hold it together. You’re alone, you’ve heard shouting...aaaand that looks like blood. Could this damned place at least let me find the cafeteria... if we even have one here? (checks makeshift map; it’s not very good) Where even am I on “here”?! (not sure where else to insert myself here, given the other scenes already have a lot of people, opening myself up for something else to be odd about the base, if not following up on N’s previous task of map-making of the facility. Interesting developments all around though)

Reindeercurt

Agent RC: Agent E, Agent O, I think the "Black House" and "Black Words" here have some connection to the Pitchy Father. If the Apex worshipped, or at least based their beliefs on Him, our password may be hidden in old myths and prayers. Agent Allister, do you need backup? We could use Agent I's chip to sedate him from here.

Taikowolf

Oh my goodness, this is incredibly useful. I had completely lost track of all the agents in the system. @.@

Rick

Both away teams and Frank: Thanks to Agent R,we can confirm sheriff Wright is in league with the cult. From their conversation. it seems like the cult’s brainwashing process requires an implanted M.A.D. chip. It also sounds like that there are people, like Wright, who are not chipped in the town. Frank: Sorry for the shirt thing. All these revelations are making me jumpy. We’ve just found out that we’ve been down here since May at least and nobody here has any memory of it. Anyway, the ritual isn’t going well. If you want, I’ll use a direct command like last time to change Agent I back (and Allister too if he got TF’d). It’s your call. R needs help and time is of the essence. Make sure nothing happens to the Red Book. I’ll send a text of the Apex oath to Allister’s phone. M.A.D. reading Agent RK: Allfuckingdammit, of course the shirt is just something anyone can have. I can’t let my anxiety get to me, not now. What’s with these feelings of suspicion I have for Frank? I know he’s not involved with the cult, but something about his motivations bother me. Frank seems like someone that values his career as a F.I.D. agent quite a bit. To jeopardize all that with an illegal investigation to find someone he has so much contempt for is strange, even if it is his own father. Unless something happened that made Frank feel like he had to be out here. Something that drove him to drink the night before last Monday... Maybe I am overthinking this… Fuck it, I’ll just take a look at Frank’s dossier. Once I see that everything is in order, I can put this behind me and focus on the case.

Khorax

Agent D: Hey guys. 11 5 and 13. Could those be hours, not a code for something else? Maybe there's a subliminal command that's set to go off at those times? 13 is usually 1 AM, but it's been happening more frequently than that..

foreverVoyager

Perhaps there's some connection between the Black Word and the recurring sequence of numbers, 11-5-13? What if Otis is trying to send us a message to help us use the system?

Cid

Great work on the document, you might want to add Agent Y as the Director (Yasir).

Robert Smith

'G...G...GERBIL!!?' *urge to muck with Agent C's memories increases*

Robert Smith

This is a really good point! Worth looking into certainly

Robert Smith

Agent RC, you are our religious expert, could you give things a search and see what you can find?

Robert Smith

Hey you are doing so much for us, please don't feel like you are being a dumb ass :) And thanks so much for Dusk Acres :D

Xeralex

(agent RD looking around at Agent SK, T, AW, and K holding pack of cat leaf joints) RD: it may come as a surprise but i noticed something looking at the security cameras, ya'll might wanna smoke this stuff, it might make you giddy like a cursed animatronic but it might help keep that damn tin can voice piercing your nervous system, and dont worry, i got plenty more... (looks at Agent T) Agent RD: i can get his legs, you grab torso, sooner he patched up and hooked to some iv drips, sooner we can start finding the cause and effect to all this damn eldritch horror crud (starting to think he be like an scientist working here XD) (Agent RD to agent AW) Agent RD: word of warning, we need willy wanker over here to calm himself or i'm stripping before im covered in his vanilla factory...

Becquerel

Honestly, I was trying to think of a name for the Black Word out of all the letters for all the agents' codenames. Still don't know what it could be connected to in the story, but just had that thought.

WorgenRouge

((My concern is it might be some sort of trap, or at the very least a risk. I’m not sure what I want to do with Omar but I still don’t fully trust him.))

Austin Wonderer

Agent AW - Panting and face flushed with embarrassment, you slowly get to your feet, letting out a small groan (your legs still a little shaky from experiencing such a powerful orgasm) and start cleaning yourself up. Man, this elevator sure is crowed all of a sudden, you momentarily consider warning these guys about BN going off the deep end, but by the state of the Director... you put two and two together and figure they already know. Poor guy, he could use some of that cat leaf. Rrrgh, what's this? While fixing up your impeccable wardrobe you've discovered yet another mystery, it seems your shirt has shrunk somehow?? You absentmindedly take a bite out of a BBQ Triple Cheese Supreme Burger. How could this have happened??

Fe5ter

Some info to help update the sheet and fix some spelling errors. Agent AW / Fennec Fox Agent C / Dog (Corgi)/ Donut-loving Military Nutcase Agent F5 / Opossum / Herbalist, Hacker and the shortest Agent Agent H / Alligator / Large Thicc Tail and Stun Gun Agent I (Ian Dryce) / Penguin / Tarot Cards Agent M / Wolf / Yellow Eyes Agent N / Rat / Glasses + Numerous Ear Piercings Agent RK / Spotted Hyena Agent S / Black Bear Agent W / Killer Whale / Speaks in Old English Agent Y (Yasir) / Lion (Asiatic?) / Former "Director" Otis Bellows / Swine Oberon / Cheetah / Construction Worker Octave / Rabbit / Chef Oscar Blackrock / Bull / Sawed-off Horns (Security Guard)

Xeralex

(Agent AW on the back looking at his belly) Agent RD: you look like you seen the Jersey Devil there buddy, and i dont mean me after a few rounds of rum, ain't that the new burger they added to the menu?

Rick

@Cid. I think it might be important. Having Agent W talk like that was your idea, right? Next chance you get try to have him talk normally. Just to be sure it’s because of the subliminal commands.

Cid

My plan was to have it be that Agent W always talked the way that he does. But Agent AW and RK both mentioned why I was talking that way and whether I always have. So, in my mind my "normal" way of speaking is the way I currently do, but now I have this idea that maybe it's the subliminal command I have that's making me do it. I'm just potentially creating a link with that plot point and if BC decides not to use it then it is indeed the way that Agent W speaks. Although, if it is related to a subliminal command and it gets removed, I might still end up talking in Old English because Agent W is used to it by now.

Khorax

( I have to say. I love this so much. Poor AW.... ... Eat more burger )

Fe5ter

Has anyone noticed that Agent AW somehow regained his tail since the Tuesday 6 PM update? In the Tuesday 4-5 PM update he didn't have his fluffy tail. Also is he a Fennec Fox or a Jackal?

Rick

Oh I see. Well, if W’s speech patterns are the result of a subliminal command, I would have to wonder what those responsible would gain from it. Could lead to something interesting.

Bluedude

side note: Look at that bulge lol

Cid

You are very right about that! I was thinking of some possible reasons for doing so. Like maybe I was a test subject for whether a subliminal command can be both active and inactive at the same time. Such as whatever the command is affecting my speech, but not being in complete effect. Or another one which could be related to my first example would be instilling a personality onto someone, seeing as how personality is constructed based on a person’s memories. I could have been given the personality of a crusader or some such from a medieval era who mercilessly hunts down my enemies. Either the cultists or rogue agents similarly to what Agent BN did.

cherrydad

If you could update this with page number appearances that'd be helpful as well!

Bluedude

Thanks thanks! But do you know who V is? They talked to the away team in the taxi when the ambushed happened but i dont know who or what they are.

evilbear030

I think there should be nothing wrong with rhino Omar. The performance of cults is very intuitive, and it is easy to see the difference between rhino and others. I think rhino Omar might be like MR. king, he is coerced by a cult, and we should be able to try to trust him. Rhino Omar says he is an agent, so there should be his file in APEX, which may prove something. Rhino Omar said that he had been turned into a member of a cult in the past, and now he has temporarily got rid of the control of the cult. I think we can help him, help him completely get rid of the corruption of the cult, he may be able to help us to deal with the cult! What do you think~~XD

Retronicus

I think the tail thing is just an artistic abstraction. Agent R had a viable tail, but in most shots its not there. Probably just easier for BC and lets him show off butts more lol

Lee Evergreen

I'm also pretty sure Mr king is also a tabby cat. His ears were to pointy to be a tiger.

Blazingcheeks

yeah they're just errors >_< and aw is supposed to be a fennec!

Bluedude

Time consuming, doable, youll have to convince me as to why to do it. I only made it as a way to tell who is who and what, knowing when they appeared doesnt seem relevant.

cherrydad

Just a suggestion, it makes it easier for people to double back to look for clues (if we had a comprehensive database)

Retronicus

I tried editing my comment, but Patron deleted it. At least I had it saved. Agent R - You can't figure out why, but looking at this elephant gives you a headache. You feel uncomfortably alarmed, and for some reason the memory of what you told Himbo Boss yesterday keeps running through your head. Traitor... There's a traitor in out midst... weird... You've tried to contact the Director a few times, but all you get is radio static. You guess he's still pissed off at you, but it's a little worrying, you hope he's doing alright. Not much to do besides keeping out of sight and following the Sheriff. //EDIT// looks like I misread the update, I was under the impression Agent R was unaware of the threat and hadn't been warned by F5. I guess the above info could still be true, taking place moments prior. Agent R - Compromised?... Your body tenses up as you quickly scan the park for any sort of threat... but you can't spot what F5 is warning you about? You feel an instant wave of regret over failing to bring some sort of weapon with you as you hastily weigh your options. You hope the Sheriff and Elephant haven't been altered to your presence, but it doesn't matter as long as you get away. In an instant you use your cat reflexes to sprint from your position, you've gotta get out of this park and somewhere public with lots of civilians, somewhere that's open at this time of night, like a gas station or restaurant. You won't go back to the motel, its too far, and it could endanger the whole team. Pant... pant... dammit, smoking has really not helped your running ability...

GenericDog

You've a splitting headache and a mild fever since you came to several minutes ago. Your notebook lies sprawled on your desk, the last few words meandering into an incomprehensible squiggle when you, according to the time on the monitor, passed out for more than twelve hours. The note reads: JUSTICE, HIEROPHANT, DEATH, RED, AUTOTOMY? BLACK, LIGHT, DARKNESS, LONELY, HEART, FLESH, GHOSTS? FIRE, CHARIOT, FUEL, WHERE? HUNGRY. Looks like you were really stressed out trying to make sense of everything. You're not hungry, though. Your guts probably decided to take a break due to all the adrenaline in your system. After looking through the logs and deciding to postpone processing all the fucked up stuff that's happened, you wonder if there is a way to verify the memories on the memory suite. It might provide you with valuable intel about how your current situation came to be. You can't shake off the feeling that your brain was tampered with it, somehow. You only manage to make a shaky note about it, however. You're so very tired. Tired and lonely.

Fe5ter

Oh! I was under the impression that Agent AW "regain" a tail due to unintentional cannibalism from all those burgers he's been scarfing down after Agent BN's attack.

Xeralex

(i'm sorry gotta make this comment due to the obvious joke someone gotta make.) (Agent RD hearing this over an intercom) Agent RD: I'm sorry, but it seems we entered some Bizzare Adventure don't ya think?

Fe5ter

Mystery solved! The mysterious Agent V is the patron Bryan Whiteman but his Avatar has not yet made an appearance in the comic. Jane Brooks is an Opossum like Agent F5 and is the granddaughter of Gabriel Brooks, one of the Missing Persons.

Xeralex

(Agent RD hands you a pack of cat leaf) Agent RD: mind control, demons, cult, next thing you know we got the lesser key of Solomon here, calm it down with some of this and it'll help block those voices...

Yoked Coder

It takin turns and I'm quite lost, but we're movin forward towards this mystery!

Bluedude

Awesome! Thanks for telling me! :3

Bluedude

Guess its worth a try what do we know of the black house so far?

GenericDog

(lol actually narrating out loud would be hilarious)

Khorax

((You know, I just realized. It could be from the book)).. Agent D: Agent Allister, this is Agent D. When you're done with that, and have a chance, check the 11th page, 5th paragraph, 13th word from that red book there. If it's being used by the cultists, it could have a clue, or the password we're lookin for.

Hon3ybazzer

I'm going to do a reread of the entire comic for research, after I've gathered more clues my suggestions will come Tuesday. despite my confusion this has been fun.👍

Eyekanto

Agent S goes into the bathroom to take care of his boner. A sheep nurse walks in on him and he offers to get serviced. And the sheep accepts.

Hon3ybazzer

I believe their was a meteor or other celestial object( part of the sky madness) that fell to earth on the spot of dusk acres, the charred metal from the chameleon is a part of it and left splinters in agent I and should be tested. The F.I.D. refined the effect of the metal in the chips by testing them on agents, like Otis and partnered with the church of the pitchy father to acquire funding to commandeer the manimal factory to mass produce chips to control the entire world and is using the hospital as a cover and place to install them. the SNF rebelled and infiltrated the hospital with plans to uncover the whole operation, but Rahul Mummen was a mole who betrayed us not for the F.I.D. but his own obsession with the "chariot"( original object). Rahul doesn't want control, he wants a hive mind with One Brain. The cauterized and possibly Allister's family are the ones who came into contact with the chariot and were driven mad by it. The chameleon said something to the effect of " give us the fire, burn us, we need it". THEY WANT TO LAUNCH THAT METEOR TO GAIN COMPLETE CONTROL! maybe the dark words are that alliance chant " Holy is the other, for it is you as well, Holy is the Alliance, that keeps us from hell". also ask Oliver and Ogden(Ricky's dad) where the chariot is and who drives it? Sorry for the paragraph, I just really needed to type my way through this. Thank you again Blazing Cheeks for dusk acres. Even if I'm flat ass wrong!

cherrydad

Gosh it's been a whole year since I was first chasing you huh? ;3