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TUESDAY 9 p.m. (Patreon)

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2021-03-16 23:00:00
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2026-06
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new week, new update! hope you like it peeps.

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Rodney Talon

Oh thank god I was soooooo worried. We had daylight savings in the us. Then checked Twitter and no posts since Sunday! It was so unlike you to be late and not post. I panicked and posted to associates. Sorry Meeks and w Really freaked out as youtuber once into turned out to have been dead for year plus. Also last post said migraines stopping your proper work. Sorry nlazing

Shiny Skunk

I think I’m enjoying being just an observer in the story, but I just want to say the chef doing the chef kiss hand motion while sucking Steve’s dick is brilliant and hilarious.

Eyekanto

Dman kinda want to get zonked by agent S not gonna lie.

Poringstar

:O I wanna join in but how does one do that??

Cid

Oh shit, there's big trouble heading our way! I think we should all try to discuss strategy, I have an idea, but I'd like to hear input from everyone else.

Robert Smith

Apex base team - Rulkdammit if they are taking the elevator... we need to block it off. IMMEDIATELY. And if we can't... These... Otis clones (gaahh i knew it i knew it...) seem to have something that can cause mass conversion and hypnosis, so sticking in large groups is dangerous. I can't leave, so everyone else needs to get out of here, stage yourself throughout the facility. Guerilla tactics are our best bet now, tasers and try and disrupt their chips. I can man the control room and keep us coordinated - protect each other and get OUT of here. Cortex Command - Agents T, RD, SK, K AND AW - Snap out of trance and make a break for it! Frank, Allister, Field Team A, Hospital Team - The bunker has been compromised, I repeat APEX bunker has been compromised. I... We'll fight them off. But you may be on your own for a little while. Stay together. Keep each other safe. We can win this (If it looks like things are going south for Agent O, I will try and send a message to Allister)

Robert Smith

Suggesting strategies is the best bet, let's agree on one plan. I have made a suggestion, but happy to change plans if needed

Robert Smith

OTIS POSSESSION I KNEW IT. OTIS IS THE CHOSEN ONE. Agent O has NO TIME TO CELEBRATE THIS FACT.

Cid

My idea was to cut out all the power while I coordinate with everyone using my echolocation.

AnotherMeekOne

Doubt I'm getting to move in the next update, but on the chance that someone uses my MAD chip to snap me out of it, I'll stick with the Director. Hopefully whatever happens, I'll keep him safe. That'll be my job. ...Also hopefully the Perfect Neighbors notice I'm not running and being good and they reward me by sitting on my faSORRY

Kageichi

Damn my team got Mr. Roger'd. They said they would repair the injured so maybe I should wait before trying to make a decision to do something.

Robert Smith

If cutting the power stops the elevator it could work. Just remember i can't leave tyne control room

Hinner

AGENT H: ZAP THE BIG ONE, ZAP THE BIG ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "N BACK UP AND RUN THEM OVER, DONT LOOK INTO ANY LIGHTS GOGOGO" If we can't speed away from them in the van for any reason I'll get out and tackle the non-zapped one and try to coordinate with Agent F to immobilize him and knock him out. We should also knock the zapped one out before he becomes a vaporwave abomination. As I receive Agent O's distress call, wherever I am, I steel myself. I have trained for this. I can do it. I am a beautiful, strong crocodile and this is the culmination of all my efforts. I snap into Cool Secret Agent Mode and start doing handstands and cartwheels.

AnotherMeekOne

Also sorry not sorry the Perfect Neighbors are high-tier horny. Extremely hot identical drone dudes

Cid

I hope we have some weapons down here, otherwise it's going to be rough beating these guys with that weird weapon they have.

Robert Smith

OK we need to protect whatever the 'Parasite Queen' is. My assumption is it is the God Machine... which we know nothing about. Obvious suggestions are this room, or the Control Room that Agents R and N discovered. I think we should work on trying to protect that room if we can.

Khorax

When Agent D hears that we have incoming, he'll work to secure BN off to the side while he recovers. He'll look at the computers for a moment. Agent D: Quick! Is there a way to cut power to the elevators? We may end trapped down here, but it'll give us time to barricade. We have a knife and the rest of us, and if we know they're coming, we may be able to set up a crude trap! Is there any way we can submit them to a mild electrical shock as they come in? We have a TON of computers in here, and surely we don't need all of them. Once Agent BN is safe, he'll start gathering things to barricade with any whom are joining in.

Bluedude

ooc: Damn we're all caught with our pants down here! Nicely done BC! Im soo curious where this is gonna go now! These Mr Roger /Otis boars though! I knew we had a traitor! Too bad its not how i expected the traitor)))) Agent E: Well shit just when we were on our way to something.... I say we wake BN up now, seems were out of time and he'd be much more useful helping us keep them at boy at the moment. O, I hope your telling everyone about this right now.... Agent E: I think a group of us should meet them in the hallway near the elevator right now! O, F5, Q and RK should stay here and hold down the room barricade the door after we leave! The rest of us, C, D, E, W and BN, need to move out now and take them out at the elevators or make sure they dont reach here or anywhere important! now! That good to you all? if so lets go! Agent E : Do we have a map of this place so we at least have some advantage of where to hold them off? while your at it if anyone knows where we keep weapons now is a good time to speak up too.

foreverVoyager

Perfect.. neighbors? The "chosen one?" But.. they all look like Director Bellows.. *Softly* Omar, did.. Otis do this? We don't remember why we're here. Please.. what are we, all of us, doing in Dusk Acres?

Robert Smith

I'm gonna try and snap you out before there is an evacuation, if there is... I mean I can't leave after all :')

skugs butts

Can you guys disable the elevator? That's going to at the very least buy you a few minutes, and and ducting fans to vent that smoke, it gets to the base, the rest of you are toast.

Khorax

I'm right there with ya. <3

skugs butts

Allister, where do you factor into this.... The fact that bellows trained you makes this even more concerning, what's he hidden from you.....

Robert Smith

We know there are at least tasers, because Agent H grabbed one. Otis also brought down heavy weaponry on March 1... if we can just find it

Khorax

Hypothesis: The Parasite Queen refers to the implants, perhaps the mainframe in which they're connected. It's possible it could be an actual giant bug as there's evidence of possible larger cryptozoological creatures with bug-like features, but I doubt it. Agent O, if you can't leave, and BN can't leave because of his condition. I'm gonna stay here. You'll need the help, and moreover, BN would.

Robert Smith

Hella good idea- was just discussing the possibility of cutting power

Crowbar

Just type commands lol

Robert Smith

I'm trying to break you out! Though maybe you would prefer if I removed you from the list of people I try and MAD command ;p ~~also yes neighbors are really hot holy shit~~

Khorax

Agent D would look down at BN and give a warm rub of his belly and a bit of a shake. Agent D: Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey. It's time to get up, we have to get moving. If that doesn't work, a good smack to the face may do it.

Bluedude

army of boars is hot, I will agree!~

Cid

We are going to need all the help we can get to beat these guys Agent D. If Agent BN is unable to move, I will hoist him on my shoulders and carry him out. Agent O is unable to leave but we need to try to minimalize our loses even if I do not like leaving him alone.

Robert Smith

I hate to say it but right now... I'm a liability. I can't move anywhere, but i can man the comms until the last moment. Maybe wake some of you up if the hypnosis hits you. Besides, I'm an expert at Dead Ends. I'll beat the odds, promise. Protect yourselves and this base.

Kageichi

M.A.D chip command: Arousal levels have reached the required limit. Activating Agent K's subconscious command. Agent K will become a powerful tank and protect his fellow agents from harm so long as his arousal levels are high.(Think like the hulk accept he changes into his red daddy panda form when he's horny) Agent K: I'll protect my team... but not before having some fun with these little piggies.

innerDesign

*the penguin oblivious to the goings on of the other's until clued in just asks.* "Damian.. can you.. get my gear.. from the cab.. and.. Ricky.. run down.. on.. this place's.. security.. with.. R in trouble.. we may be next.. also.. towel.. and robe please..." *Agent I begins to strip out of his cum stained clothes. showing off he was actually wearing a colorful speedo under his suit. he cleans himself up a little and looks to Allister.* "Thank you.. for.. saving me.. I think.. we need.. to deep search.. this place.. you did vent.. alot of reverse.. also known as upside down.. check under everything.. I'll go check in the bathroom.. and clean up.. Also.. sorry.. for ruining.. stuff between you.. and Frank.. I know.. he really.. cares for you.." ((OOC)) Holy fuck.. so many things.. perfect sexy neighbors, S swapping sides, drop cock bear, invasion.. so many things.. if we get attacked. I will fight with the ice climbing pick in my bag. keep a foldable one in case of emergencies. I will protect the sexy i mean innocent polar bear a civilians. Also. Only a total of 5 Perfect Neighbor's are shown. 4 in elevator, and the one carrying the director.

Rick

We should see if the base has any defensive measures. Something attacked us when we entered the base. We should also see if we cut power to the elevator by itself. I don't want to wake BN before he's cured. We'll have two problems on our hands otherwise.

Austin Wonderer (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 21:00 (Oh gosh, it feels like we're heading to a end of chapter climax &lt;3 this is so exciting, BC you master storyteller Also I guess this update confirms something I'd been wondering, unless Otis lucked out in finding a bunch of pigs to zork, his perfect neighbors are all identical and all boars, which probably means the transformation process can even change a guy's species! ) Agent AW - Hurrr.... follow the nice piggies.... *noms burger*
2021-03-16 23:46 (Oh gosh, it feels like we're heading to a end of chapter climax <3 this is so exciting, BC you master storyteller Also I guess this update confirms something I'd been wondering, unless Otis lucked out in finding a bunch of pigs to zork, his perfect neighbors are all identical and all boars, which probably means the transformation process can even change a guy's species! ) Agent AW - Hurrr.... follow the nice piggies.... *noms burger*

(Oh gosh, it feels like we're heading to a end of chapter climax <3 this is so exciting, BC you master storyteller Also I guess this update confirms something I'd been wondering, unless Otis lucked out in finding a bunch of pigs to zork, his perfect neighbors are all identical and all boars, which probably means the transformation process can even change a guy's species! ) Agent AW - Hurrr.... follow the nice piggies.... *noms burger*

Hon3ybazzer

Agent frank: Ram the van into the pub and try to steal a piece of that metal from the cauterized, I think it has some connection to the chips. I think you can pit these two factions against each other seeing as the 'Shadows' are hiding the light while 'The Cauterized' crave it.

NethGooRat (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 21:00 Agent N: EEEEEEEEEEEP!!! *i step on the gas then abruptly break to try and lose him* *i'll try to lose the Cauterized and reach the bar* ------------------------------------------------------------- This update was perfect! It had everything! And as always I absolutely adored the way Agent N was portrayed here! Its the best &lt;3 In retrospect it makes a lot of sense that Agent S would be the traitor. We kinda already knew xD Though I wasn't expecting him to run across the entire town in such a short amount of time, but I WAS expecting him to reach the cult eventually. I'm wondering what do we have to do in relation to Otis... I guess they're calling him the Chosen One now, chosen of someone we're assuming... is it some kind of sex god? or god of fire I guess? Even if we knew, what are we even supposed to do about that. I guess we could ask Allister... Or Frank I suppose.
2021-03-16 23:47 Agent N: EEEEEEEEEEEP!!! *i step on the gas then abruptly break to try and lose him* *i'll try to lose the Cauterized and reach the bar* ------------------------------------------------------------- This update was perfect! It had everything! And as always I absolutely adored the way Agent N was portrayed here! Its the best <3 In retrospect it makes a lot of sense that Agent S would be the traitor. We kinda already knew xD Though I wasn't expecting him to run across the entire town in such a short amount of time, but I WAS expecting him to reach the cult eventually. I'm wondering what do we have to do in relation to Otis... I guess they're calling him the Chosen One now, chosen of someone we're assuming... is it some kind of sex god? or god of fire I guess? Even if we knew, what are we even supposed to do about that. I guess we could ask Allister... Or Frank I suppose.

Agent N: EEEEEEEEEEEP!!! *i step on the gas then abruptly break to try and lose him* *i'll try to lose the Cauterized and reach the bar* ------------------------------------------------------------- This update was perfect! It had everything! And as always I absolutely adored the way Agent N was portrayed here! Its the best <3 In retrospect it makes a lot of sense that Agent S would be the traitor. We kinda already knew xD Though I wasn't expecting him to run across the entire town in such a short amount of time, but I WAS expecting him to reach the cult eventually. I'm wondering what do we have to do in relation to Otis... I guess they're calling him the Chosen One now, chosen of someone we're assuming... is it some kind of sex god? or god of fire I guess? Even if we knew, what are we even supposed to do about that. I guess we could ask Allister... Or Frank I suppose.

Robert Smith

I'm what the kids call big dumb

innerDesign

Word of note. only 4 PN's are on their way to you. and only on PN is with the zonked group.

Lee Evergreen

*I turn to Jane and place one hand on her shoulder and whisper to her* Okay miss, you want the truth, I'll give it to you. We are the SNF, a branch of the Alliance that investigates supernatural crimes and incidents. Those men *I point out the door* are dangerous cultists that may have connections to the disappearances. Now I need you to give us a way to get out of the hospital that is either private or secret. I can't tell you the rest right now cause it's not safe for us here, but you don't have to come with us, you'll be putting yourself in a lot of danger if you do.

Reindeercurt

(OOC) aaaAAH!!! My agent boy is here!!!! Agent Q: If anyone has a weapon on them, now's the time to use it, they'll be on us any second! (Thinking) Rulk help me... if I saw what I think I did, I have to find a way out of here. I have to get to him.... I need to find a place to hide, then slip *into the hostage group! I just need to pass as horny and docile like the agents they smoked out... *Q's thoughts turn to the massive Cauterized that just appeared in front of Frank and the others. He images taking the brute's cock down his throat* Huff... I'll be there soon honey. EDIT: Whoops I had this idea randomly and now I think this might be the ideal strategy lol

Steve

This is actually very cool of you to do!

Cid

The elevator is the only way out of the base and we're going to need it to escape. If we can cut power to the elevator, that's good, but it's only a stopgap. I'm not sure if the elevator has an emergency exit, but if it does it's only a matter of time until they reach us. I think the best bet is to let the elevator reach it's destination and then surprise them with a lack of power.

Cid

I'm afraid barricading ourselves in a room isn't a good idea, they could just smoke us out and then it's game over.

Rodney Talon

Isn't this a Turkey shoot? Flash bang, teargas, chloroform, hell really strong industrial wrapping over the door. Get a power cord or net Eh loud enough directed speakers. If not a mass of junk on a dolly the orca can ram.

Robert Smith

Problem is we don't know what back up they have. Agent M definitely heard a lot of footsteps

WorgenRouge

Agent M: *delicately turns Jane to face him and speaks in his regular accent* "Alright Jane here's the truth; men connected to this town are being abducted and brainwashed to join a cult of cannibals. Your grandfather is one of them. You need proof, look outside and see what happened to all those men who just marched by. We have a way to cure them, get their heads back in order, but I need your help to test it. "Take me to Dr. Orlando's office. I'll protect you until we get there, but I need to find Orlando. If I can cure him, he'll be able to tell me what his cult is planning, and we can put a stop to it and save the afflicted before they're sacrificed or worse. This is our last chance, and we're running out of time." *Monte reaches into his bag, puts on a mask to protect himself from the fumes, puts a flashlight in his pocket, and makes sure the fire extinguisher, water, rope, and handcuffs are all still in place. The goal is to enter Orlando's office, extinguish any flames, gag him with some of the rope, use the rest to tie him to the chair, and handcuff his hands behind his back. From there M can prepare the ritual. Guile and surprise will have to compensate for the size disadvantage.* ((Taking a serious gamble here but it might be the key to winning this. Agent F5 will be sending Allister's view of the ritual pages to Agent M so that he can use the same ritual on Orlando once he's subdued.)) "We leave when the coast is clear. L and U will get somewhere safe with Omar."

Cid

Hmm, so you're suggesting I get a makeshift shield of some sort and charge at the intruders like a linebacker? It could work, I didn't think of a direct approach such as that.

Rick

@Cid Fair enough. on another note, I'm curious about the warding and protection sigils F5 drew. Maybe he can weigh in on their effectiveness in this situation?

ThisGuyEli

Please let this all work out, I just want everyone to be ok

Cid

I think they're going to send guys in like waves, last update Otis mentioned a weight limit on the elevator, that could be the reason why.

cherrydad

what if you end up as a PN :3c

WorgenRouge

((Holy hell I made that perception check at the perfect time))

Steve

Hey now, it wasn't always like that!... Things happen XD

Taikowolf

Agent X: (Rushing off to the elevator maintenance shaft, carrying a box of tools that are bouncing off as he runs) Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, not good not good not good. Why don’t they cover elevator sabotage in the company handbook? Do we even have a handbook? Gah! (arrives at the elevator mechanisms, wrench in hand) Okay, be cool, it’s only a multi-thousand dollar system with backups, bypasses and safety features... (looks for an emergency shutdown lever and or something really important to jam up) (well, this is a real doozy of a situation. Who knows, by putting myself there they might get me too, depending on the speed of the elevator. We shall have to see what happens. Oh dang. Just had a thought; what if they just waft this stuff down through the elevator shaft and slowly flood the floors while they figure out another way down? How good is the ventilation down here?)

Crowbar

<b>Agent C</b> : A security breach?... <i>FUCK YESSS!!!</i> This is what all those years of military combat training were meant for! A bunch of tubby pigs in sweaters? This'll be easier than taking out the trash. "Sorry, no time to fraternize Agent 0, duty calls ...don't worry, you can give your leader a blowjob <i>after</i> I've dealt with these hopeless hogs, heheh." You march out of the control room with your back straight and your shoulders wide, a toothy grin on your mug as you crack your knuckles, an air of confidence surrounds you as you walk. Lets go meet our surprise guests at the elevator.

Robert Smith

I think this is a really solid plan, but my worry is Orlando is no longer in the hospital. We last saw him in the park two hours ago... and I wouldn't be surprised if he is now heading to the Pub. Unless of course he wants to gloat over our defeat.

Taikowolf

I was thinking of just evoking an emergency shutoff on the elevator, stop it from functioning. It may well have another way down, in case of being stuck due to mechanical fault, but it’ll slow them down if nothing else, give us time to set up barriers. Who knows, maybe the only emergency way is up or something.

WorgenRouge

((Given the fact that all his goons are here, I would be surprised if Orlando himself hadn't come to oversee. He might not be in his office but he's sure to arrive soon enough. In fact its probably better if I arrive first, to set up a trap and so he doesn't have the chance to hotbox the room. But we'll see I suppose. This is currently my best option.))

Robert Smith

No I agree with you definitely solid plan. I just wanted to warn you my one concern!

Robert Smith

*Agent O, who was briefly considering suggesting Agent C command one of the guerilla squads* No he will be fine on his own probably

Monu

Well this doesn't look good. Before they swarm up I want to test one thing. I think we should test whether the theory of only chipped people can see the transformation (I know this was a thing talked about like last month but I wasn't a patreon back then lol). We should ask someone who isn't chipped to describe one of the cult members. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet but so far we only seen men with chips. This might be wrong so I want to try to send a command to Jane, the nurse, something simple like "slap yourself". If I can't send that command/she doesn't slap herself that means she isn't chipped. If she isn't chipped, then we can ask agent U to ask her to describe how Dr Orlando Barry looks. We can do the same thing with Omar, asking Jane to describe him. If she describes them the same way we see them, than our theory is wrong.

Cid

Shit has just hit the fan; it is time for Agent W to step up since he is best suited for covert operations. I know we can make it through this! If we go forward with the plan of cutting out all the power, then I will take the control of the chess board that we have been given. I will find a spot within the underground facility that I can give orders from and continuously using my echolocation I will pinpoint exactly where the enemy is. We can subdue them one by one while they fumble around in the dark. Agent W: Tis fine, everyone we needeth to synchronize our movements if't be true we art going to maketh t through this. I believeth our most wondrous did bet is to divide ourselves into five groups. Me by myself and the remaining four f'r each of our adversaries. Agent C thee can beest by yourself, thee seemeth capable enow to dudgeon one guy. Agent D same goeth f'r thee, taketh one guy. Agents E and RK thou art a pair. Agents Q and F5 thou art a pair too. We shall lodge ourselves in positions yond allow us to most wondrous flank our enemies and catcheth those folk unaware. Meanwhile I shall useth echolocation to determine the position of the foe and relay yond info to the rest of thee all. I am counting on thee guys to maketh this worketh! *If Agent BN is still unable to move, I will take him with me to where I will be directing everyone* I shall beest taking Agent BN with me since he is out of commission. *I say to Agent O as we leave* I wish t didst not has't to beest this way, but most wondrous of luck to thee Agent O. *salute* Translation: Ok, everyone we need to synchronize our movements if we are going to make it through this. I believe our best bet is to divide ourselves into five groups. Me by myself and the remaining four for each of our adversaries. Agent C you can be by yourself, you seem capable enough to handle one guy. Agent D same goes for you, take one guy. Agents E and RK you are a pair. Agents Q and F5 you are a pair too. We will place ourselves in positions that allow us to best flank our enemies and catch them unaware. Meanwhile I will use echolocation to determine the position of the enemy and relay that info to the rest of you all. I am counting on you guys to make this work! I will be taking Agent BN with me since he is out of commission. I wish it did not have to be this way, but best of luck to you Agent O. *salute* If there is an agent in the facility that I forgot to include please let me know. Edit: Hopefully we have time to find some weapons and if not we will just have to use the good old sleeper hold. Edit 2: Agent W should keep his eyes closed to help his concentration while relaying orders.

Bearlynewgaymer

Damn I didn't think Fat sexy Mr. Rogers would be a thing, but guess it is now! Hopefully the Memory Surgery is finishing up or complete. If not maybe there can be a way to rewrite the command to attack and k!ll the sexy neighbors and protect everyone. If it is finished, wake up from Agent D's belly rubs, but instantly wake up from his slap. " OW! Damn Daddy, you can slap me around later in bed. " Agent BN get informed on the situation. Perhaps arm yourself with the knife you previously used, you seemed to have some skill in using it.

Cid

If Agent BN does wake up I will suggest that you form a pair with Agent D.

Steve

now that's a 5 star meal, if I've ever seen one

ThisGuyEli

Like I know it’s a comic but I hope this whole comic ends on a good note 🙏🏼

JRGBear

Oh man, it's getting intense! :O I see that there isn't an agent J yet. Can new agents be added? If not I'll just think up commands for the established characters.

Retronicus

What a twist! This update is wicked, I love that detailed close up of Agent S, and the Cheetah is so hot... anyone got a guess who the Fireman Doberman is?

Robert Smith

OK something I just noticed- it is possible that the Good Neighbors are using a drug- based on what RD was saying, it could be Catleaf, which disrupts the MAD chips from his testimony. I'll still try the MAD Command, but I'm nervous

Khorax

Agent D would totally be okay with teaming up with BN, though he'll miss being with Agent E. He'll help BN out, then if possible. Guess we're hitting the Broom Closet after all.

Bluedude

Agent E: i dont think its good idea. We know theres only one way into this part of the facility ( the elevator) and that it cant hold that many people at a time. If we get there in time as a group and overwhelm them we have a better chance then small groups roaming about.

Bearlynewgaymer

Its gonna get steamy in there, also musky. Oh god all that musk 🤤

Fe5ter

That Doberman is handsome.

Cid

In warfare it is never a good idea to send in all your troops at once. In this case it will just take one guy to smoke everyone and then there's no one left to put up a fight.

Robert Smith

I think that due to their mass brainwashing ability, guerilla warfare is the option I would advise. I wouldn't be surprised if they have that blower ready to go the second those elevator doors open. You can take advantage of our better knowledge of the base, even if it is only slight.

Bluedude

I think you miss read/ miss understand. C D E W and BN ( us 5 ) not all of us will try to meet up with the intruders at the elevator F5, O, RK, and Q ( thos 4) will secure our HQ/ comms room. its the only way in and we can at least try to stop them before they get there. The others will secure HQ. Also O cant leave the room for some reason. ( forgot to put you with the rest of us that are going to stop them outside the room. ( ill update what i said up there to show more detail)

foreverVoyager

I have also been wondering this and would ask Jane when we have a breather!

Fe5ter

Agent F5: O' Father Night protect us... *Reinforce his Protection/Warding Sigils (refer to Pages 351-352), anoint the other Agents' weapons with oil extracted from Poisonous Herbs then afterwards arm himself with a gasmask and the KNIFE. * *If the Neighbors manage to reach the Control Room: Grabs a military-grade laptop, two external hardrives containing the backups of the Servers then hastily makes his escape into the ventilation ducts* Agents M, L, U, N and Damien: *Send pages from Sir A Ravenly's Red Book, images taken from Al's POV, directly to their phones*

foreverVoyager

Orlando may be curable, but his forcible addition to the SNF was highly suspicious. Even de-cultified, I'm not sure we can trust him. Someone higher up was determined to place him right next to Director Bellows before this all blew up.

WorgenRouge

The thought did occur to me but I think this will still yield SOME info. Even if he’s still against us, I still think I’m likely to get information out of him.

Hirsute Porcine

We know these cultist have an affinity with fire and smoke. Does this facility have some sort of fire suppression system we can use? Who has the schematics? Let's gather up any water we can to douse their flames, any rudimentary masks to filter the smoke!

Lee Evergreen

Just start putting in commands for your own character and BC will try to add them if it can fit organically into the story. Most of the agents are peoples sonas so it would be weird to put in commands as them. But remember, right now you can "command" other agents and they will be forced to obey you.

Lee Evergreen

I'll go along with this and take Omar somewhere safe based off Jane's directions. Omar should be able to make up for me not knowing the hospital layout.

Lee Evergreen

Oh and since we don't see L's headphones this update, let's just say he hooked them to his belt cause now I want to keep them.

Xeralex

(Agent RD dusting himself off in the elevator raising an eyebrow,noticing hes alone) Agent: once again, it seems the piggly wiggly cult is rearing their ugly heads....this cant be good... (takes cell out, texting agent M) agent RD: Oi, anyone there, we just got plugged by the pork loin brothers association over here, is everyone good where you is, they got the director!!!!

Fe5ter

F5 could anoint the other Agents' weapons with oil extracted from Poisonous Herbs, their choices are: Paralysis (Gelsemium or Curare) Tranquilizer (Valerian, Lemon Balm or Borage) Death (Deadly Nightshade or Hemlock)

Xeralex

im gonna just start calling them the piggly wiggly cult :D

Xeralex

i think one of us survived that blast, mind lending a Tasmanian devil a hand XD

JRGBear

Agent J: *enters the room where the other agents are* "Just heard the alert. What's up?" (Agent J then gets put up to speed on the situation and follows everyone else's lead.) [OOC:Agent J is a chubby dark-brown grizzly bear, just like my icon but without the weird eyes. Has a black diamond piercing on each ear. Here's a simple intro I think. I want him to also have weak, untrained telekinesis but that might be pushing it x3]

JRGBear

Gotcha, thanks! ^^

Retronicus

Agent R - Jeez... alright, keep cool, a lot of new information to work with... urk, but it's so hard to focus on a plan with all this smoke and musk in the air... Agent S... what a dupe, he can't seriously believe the cult is gonna let him keep his identity, right?.. Maybe... You still have no clue what half of this shit even means... talk about "Lights" n' "Scared Nights", it sounds nuts, but... you can't deny that stuff about pleasure and carnal delight speaks to you on a certain level... Well, its not like you want to fight a room full of beefcake cultists, so its probably a better idea to indulge them a little. You slowly begin to undress, wet clothes is weighing you down and somehow you doubt this crowd will mind a little nakedness. "We're still friends right, S?" you say hopefully, though you don't wait for a reply, "Mind if I get a little comfortable? So uh... this organization, er, brotherhood, sounds like a pretty sweet deal.. you think this uh, Orlando guy might have a spot open for a cat to join while keeping his identity, I'm kinda attached to it..." You think for a second, if you really want to be convincing, you have to convince yourself. "I'd be willing to do anything for the job, on one condition... I get Himbo Boss." You take a seat as Agent S suggests, "One thing I'm still curious about though, why'd they kidnap these guys?"

Randastasius

(damn that was a great update. Gonna try again to get my agent in there, but I can understand there not be a good way to squeeze him in) Agent B: shit shit what do we do? they're coming straight for us!!* panics, trying to find away to prevent them from getting to us*( Agent B is a big brawny brown bull, with square glasses perched on his nose, act very anxious despite his big size)

Cid

Rofl, Agent R just can't get enough of the Director it seems. Maybe it's a feline attraction? Let's be honest though, who wouldn't want to get with the Director?

Rick

M.A.D. reading Agent RK: Damn, we were so close to finding some answers, but I can't leave BN like this. MEMORY SURGERY SUITE: AGENT BN - 2 - REMOVE MEMORY OF EXPOSURE TO SUBLIMINAL COMMAND TRIGGER. Other Agents: OK, I'm deactivating the memory surgery suite on BN, get ready. He should be alright for now. *Checks for any kind of security system in the base and switches it to Defcon 1. He then gathers protective gear and available weapons. (I'll just follow Agent W's lead)

Rick

Don't Forget Agent O, the manual states that subliminal commands can be broken by sheer force of will. If things get absolutely dire, you might be able to force yourself to leave.

Rick

I really like Hirsute Porcine's suggestion to use the fire suppression systems. If we can't find weapons, maybe we can use something like a fire hose from inside the place.

Cid

Yes, that is a great idea too. Whatever works the best, I just want to be as cautious as possible. Agent O could potentially take care of that for us.

Bluedude

Gotta keep track when i can! we get new peeps all the time and others that want to join but dont know what letters are all used up. plus im bad with names.....

FatRaccoon (edited)

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2026-09-05 21:00 Caught up on this in like 2 days and damn is it hot. Would love to insert a character but I feel like it would be too intrusive, keep it coming though &lt;3
2021-03-17 04:48 Caught up on this in like 2 days and damn is it hot. Would love to insert a character but I feel like it would be too intrusive, keep it coming though <3

Caught up on this in like 2 days and damn is it hot. Would love to insert a character but I feel like it would be too intrusive, keep it coming though <3

SlasherRequiem

Why do i feel like that even with the deal Agent S made with the leader that he got to keep his mind but wasn't told for how long? Like he'll just start changing because nothing was said he'd stay himself indefinitely? Maybe im just crazy thinking that, but wouldn't that be a twist!

Oneiros

Good luck to everyone still in the bunker, this could get wild.

cherrydad

I'm glad you enjoy me :3€

cherrydad

Good luck lol, it's not that easy

cherrydad

Presuming it's that easy of course~

Fe5ter

What about Oliver? I thought R likes him.

cherrydad

ooc // tfw your boyfriend is also another character in the story...huff...this'll be fun.

Retronicus

Oliver is a cutie <3 But Agent R has been simping over Himbo Boss for as long as he's worked with him x3

Hinner

That's just what I'll -try- to do

SkullyJHeart

If Agent SK breaks out of the trance he’d do his best to follow along not to look suspicious, probably by staring at the PN’s Ass’s, tho if he sees that Agent S betrayed the agency he’d prob go blind Mad and ready to throw hands and hit people with the closest thing in hand. That being said if others broke out he’d try to help them escape and knock out some PN’s

SkullyJHeart

Also if he knows they are heading into the facility he’d look for a weapon and a medical mask in the hospital, preferably a hammer and would go back to help Agent O. “This is not a lucky day”

SkullyJHeart

Also, gosh, the Perfect Neighbors are so cool! I WILL take one of their masks at some point

Steve

Hey now, don't shoot the messenger~

Robert Smith

Agreed Agent RK, but I am just worried we don't know enough about subliminal commands yet. If my command is 'don't leave the room' it is fine- but if it is 'don't leave the room, and if you do (something bad happens)' i could become another problem, and I don't want that

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2026-09-18 11:00 Vengeance will be swift, and hypnotizing &gt;:3c
2021-03-17 14:11 Vengeance will be swift, and hypnotizing >:3c

Vengeance will be swift, and hypnotizing >:3c

Xeralex

why do i feel like i legit just got left there XD

Kageichi

I don't think you got left behind, But you are one of the shorter guys in the group. So if anything you might just be walking behind us big dudes. XD

Fe5ter

In that case, I call dibs on the Doberman Firefighter and Oliver if Agent F5 gets Daddified.

Robert Smith

You have no idea the amount of guilt Agent O is gonna feel the moment he comes down from the adrenaline... it is his fault Agent SK is even in the elevator, after he constantly said he would protect Agent O

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2026-09-18 11:00 It’s not really really agent O’s fault, agent SK just didn’t wanna leave another small, easily snackable agent by them selves UwU. That being said he’s gonna protect his friends so they can oogle over polar bears and warthogs again &gt;:3c Or get eaten or daddify’d, If lady lucks cruel
2021-03-17 16:39 It’s not really really agent O’s fault, agent SK just didn’t wanna leave another small, easily snackable agent by them selves UwU. That being said he’s gonna protect his friends so they can oogle over polar bears and warthogs again >:3c Or get eaten or daddify’d, If lady lucks cruel

It’s not really really agent O’s fault, agent SK just didn’t wanna leave another small, easily snackable agent by them selves UwU. That being said he’s gonna protect his friends so they can oogle over polar bears and warthogs again >:3c Or get eaten or daddify’d, If lady lucks cruel

Fe5ter

I was under the impression that Agent H was an Alligator.

Acrasial

Ready for the whole cast to be destroyed and converted into huge sexy cultists!!

Acrasial

Those pigs are god damn hot as wellllll. I would be asking for a swift and speedy conversion into their ranks if I were there.

Taikowolf

I hate double posting, but backtracking through the posts is becoming tedious on mobile. Agent S is still with his chip, presumably. Couldn’t we use a command to get him to take R to a secluded spot away from the other cultists and explain what’s going on that we don’t know about? It’s risky, and he may be defended against it, but it’s decidedly less risky than leaving R to the entire cult like he is right now. Or is this more of a bad faith/abuse of the system sorta thing?

Hinner

Nope, he’s a Crocodile. But honestly, same difference to me.

Hon3ybazzer

Agent S is sure making that suit look good. treachery never looked so hot!

Acrasial

I actually have a curiosity here because out of all the men in the bar, the Doberman seems like the only one who isn't to happy to be there, while the others are smiling and grinny and being horny he seems more.. quiet and not really wanting to be there. he's more than likely a person of interest, at least to me.

Acrasial

he's also in thirds in every panel he's in, which stresses importance by artist principles.

cherrydad

Not to mention he's the only one we don't recognize, he's not in any of the files we had from the beginning of the story.

Mr.Flannel

Agent R: Keep calm, S will pick up on any sort of distress or discomfort. Agent Q: Your base is compromised, make sure to store any sort of vital information in a place the enemy cannot find it and evacuate the premises.

RexFurry

Oh no, we're in danger. Agent RF - Enraged by Agent S's treachery, Agent RF rapidly spams chip commands at him Implant Subliminal Command - From now on you're constantly craving cocks and the sight of a boner makes you dismissive and needy. Edit Memory - What does Agent S stand for? Oh yeah, Slut! You made a deal with Dr. Orlando Barry, to join his brotherhood and keep your identity you agreed to be his whore. Now you're a slave, the cult's personal cumdump. And secretly this is what you've always wanted. MAD CHIP Command - Get on your hands and knees and take every cock in the room, Slut. Fill every orifice, and make use of both hands to pleasure as many cocks as you can! Agent RF, still a little sweaty and horny from issuing such commands, gathers up his history books and starts looking for an alternative exit from the elevator. Some kind of fire escape or secret door.

RexFurry

[Agent RF is a well hung kangaroo with a big belly, he's unusually tall and wears a scarf everywhere. A bit of a booknerd, and a little posh, he's just enthralled with the paranormal, and has tried (unsuccessfully) to summon demons on numerous occasions.]

Taikowolf

I posted this later on, but couldn’t we use the chip in Agent S’ head to sabotage things from the inside? Or at least foul up his own contributions? Or... I guess even see if it’s still working? If nothing else we can try and get R out of a den of wolves and into a one-on-one scenario.

Cid

Agent S definitely deserves to be punished and we'll get to that. But right now we're being invaded and we have to deal with that first. Agent R is just going to have to hold out with his smooth talking in the meanwhile. I also think that if we M.A.D. command Agent S then his "brothers" will just knock him out of it.

Taikowolf

Very fair point. What do we have to work with? Fire extinguishers? We could use that to gum up their own dope-blaster (not sure what else to call it), if not take out any lighters/burners they take out. Could work as a means to knock them out too, either by blasting them in the faces/masks or just as a blunt force object. Not safe or really good to do by any metric, but desperate times and all.

Cid

Another patron suggested that we use the fire suppression system to render the gas weapons ineffective. Fire extinguishers can also work too if we have them. Good idea!

Rick

If these perfect neighbors are pigs like Frank, then it’s going to be hard to get the drop on them because of their sense of smell. Unless we disable them somehow. We do have two skunks on our team so...

Cid

I had thought about the possibility of the perfect neighbors having an enhanced sense of smell. Depending on if we have a sprinkler system, the water and moisture in the air might help to mask our scent. We could also take advantage of our fellow skunk agents as I had not thought about that. Might be a bit unpleasant though, for the rest of us. 😅

Taikowolf

That’s a plausible idea. Honestly, though, given we’ve been in close quarters with our two skunks we’re sure to have had at least some time to get used to the smell. Not to the same intensity, sure, but we’ll have some level of tolerance for it. If nothing else, it may help mask whatever effects their dope-blaster has with stray smoke. ...oh. There’s a thought. What if the masks are like gas-masks, preventing them from being affected by scents like that? Not saying that we shouldn’t try the skunk smell, but it might not have the intended effect on them.

Cid

Hehe, now there's a thought. I'm imagining Agents D and E having their "gas" days and coming in, stinking up the place. But it's uncertain, since we have no idea how long we've been working together. Also, if the perfect neighbors are unaffected by the smell, then they shouldn't be able to sniff any of us out, either.

Rick

Yeah, the skunk thing might be too silly. I was just trying to come up with contingency plans in case the sprinklers don’t work out. Since in real life sprinklers aren’t able to be activated remotely usually. Then again, the facility we’re in isn’t exactly normal, so it might still be possible. Maybe we’ll get lucky and find a smoke bomb with an olfactory suppressant of some kind.

WorgenRouge

((Definitely not safe for me to do so, sorry! Hopefully through my efforts or someone else's you'll end up having the opportunity to escape.))

Yoked Coder

New enemies lookin great!

Erobos

Agent K ~