"Anything For Milady" original script (Patreon)

Knight/Princess Double

• (1) Princess privately summons loyal knight into a hidden chamber with only her, a rune wizard, and two personal maids
  • “Good evening, sir.”
  • (door close) “We need to keep this brief, but I have a mission for you that we must keep secret. I and my maids know it, the archmage knows it, and now I’m entrusting you too to know it.”
  • “Is something bad?”
• (1) Wizard and princess explains to the hero the mission.
  • “As the youngest of her bloodline, your highness is urgently required to fulfill a sacred ceremony and commune with the Elden Ancestors. However, the shrine is located in Hollow Lands, and we cannot risk drawing any attention of her arrival.”
  • “It should be a safe journey and return trip if we travel quietly. But just in case something goes wrong... we need some extra assistance as to keep it safe and intact...”
• (1) Guy realizes the stakes of what she’s asking
  • “I’m asking you, as my humble subject... and as a friend... to keep me protected as I travel.”
  • “wh-of course, your highness! I swore to do anything and everything to keep you and the crown protected! I’ll do whatever you need me to do, princess!”
• (2) Smiles, then she turns to the wizard, who zaps knight
  • “You’re so humble... thank you. (turns) alright, hit it.”
  • “WHA- ZAPP”
  • PRINCESS TRANSFORMATION, clothes included
• (3) Wizard and princess converse as knight confusedly touches himself
  • “HUH? Where’s my... but...”
  • “Your highness, are you absolutely sure he can double as you?”
  • “We’ve been friends forever, archmage, he knows me very well! And he’s low-profile enough that no one will notice him being gone~”
• (3) princess approaches her new clone as the maids stand up behind her, still in shock of the new girly bits
  • “I-I’m... you?”
  • “It’s like looking in a mirror! No one will suspect a thing!”
  • “Don’t worry about the princess etiquette, Kelsi and Layla will be sure to thoroughly educate you on how to be me!”
• (3) Archmage and princess (putting on a disguise) leave through portal, hero’s getting dragged off by the maids
  • “Very well. We must depart with haste.”
  • “Thanks for doing this! We’ll be back in however long it takes!”
  • “No need to worry, sir. We’ll be so thorough that you’ll be DREAMING like a princess in no time.”
  • “WAIT, HOLD ON, BUT I-”