Looking for caption suggestions for next TG sequence (Patreon)

NEEDED: Stereotypical captions for a basic Instagram chick posting a selfie holding her Starbucks drink!

This is for the Patreon-backed TG sequence lol -- I wanna get my research on basic Instagram Starbucks girls on point so I can accurately depict one, but surprisingly for all the jokes about em being everywhere, I'm having a pretty hard time finding any. Suggestions would be greatly appreciated! (if you have something really funny and on-point, I'll be sure to credit you!)