(For Gretchen) Cursed ring that builds up energy to increase spell strength. But if not regularly used, built up energy is stored as fat14
(For Gretchen) Infinite mana potion that makes spells more effective, but is very addictive and calorie dense9
(For Caelara) Cursed blade that consumes life force of its victims, turning it into weight for the wielder if used too much11
(For Caelara) Cursed blade that makes her a sword master but drains her life force and requires her to eat lots to stay alive3
(For Ember) Potion that causes speed and dexterity buff 50% of the time, and weight gain the other 50%16
(For Ember) Charmed bag of holding. Holds infinite items, but slowly transforms the items into irresistible food4
Hourglass pendant - Can be used to transfer energy (fat) from one person to another9
Transmutation potion - Can be used to change shape, one time use3
Deflection ring - Wearer can eat as much as they want, and all the fat goes to another person they have cursed4
Gluttony's charm - Imbues the user with power, but slowly corrupts them and turns them demonic4
Honeymilk pitcher - Normal seeming drink pitcher that endlessly produces a high-calorie slurry. Can be shot like a firehose if need be.8
Sumo bandana - When wrapped around your head, causes instant weight gain and increases strength. User returns to normal when it's removed11
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Today we're selecting the magic items our heroes will bring with them on their adventure! Some items have specific assignees as per the patron comments, some are more general. But the way I see it is things can change as the story goes on, new items might be found, or items might change owners. So the specific owner might not be so important.Vote for whatever 3 items interest you the most, and I'll distribute the 3 most popular among the heroes for the next page.
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