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Alright, for this podcast episode we really need to get creative! We'll be each other's evil genies, and you fine folks here on Patreon will be each other's as well.

HOW IT WORKS
Comment a single wish. Then, type as a reply to the comment prior to yours a granted wish, then ruin it immediately.

Example:

Jack: I wish I had an Aerotech O6000!
Jill: Granted, but you have a 3,000 waiver for life.



I will comment the first wish. From there, start ruining everyone's dreams! Please only grant the wish previous to yours and don't grant your own.


Get creative! We'll be reading these on the podcast!

Comments

Doug

I wish my wife cared about rockets

Larry Gegel

To quote Tim V., I wish "The winds be light, the skies be blue and all my rockets fly straight and true"

Chase

It soared with grace, a perfect flight— Then plummeted… oh, what a sight. No chute, no hope, just downward speed, The ground approached; you watched it lead. A thud, a crack, a smoking pit— Your masterpiece… now wreckage split. May all your rockets, without relent, Be doomed to ballistic descent

Chase

I wish for an infinite supply of AP

Doug

But every mixer you ever try to use catches on fire as soon as you plug it in.

Larry Gegel

I should have thought about it 5 minutes longer. Granted, but you have to pull it with a 1972 Ford Pinto that has 54HP.

Larry Gegel

Granted, but her rockets end up far outperforming yours and she makes you paint all your rockets with girly schemes.

Tanner Conway

I wish I had a 12” upscale Mega Magg

Neutronium

I wish that all of my altitude record attempts went perfectly.

Neutronium

Moisture always gets in, turning all of your nice AP into bricks. Alternatively Pepcon 2.0.

Liam

I wish I had enough money to buy an N5800 every month

Liam

Sorry you bought ten for balls then they all caught fire in your garage and burned your house and the entire city to the ground and you can not even fund purchaseing a G-80

Liam

You put all your motors in it for storage then a G80 lit and the whole thing went up in smoke

Liam

Oops it takes the pad with it. Sorry but now you got a Taylor situation

Liam

I wish I was on the AGG podcast

Liam

All her rockets explode because you load the motors wrong and she gets a divorce

Doug

Granted, But you have horrible gas that is constantly picked up on audio and Braden has to keep your mic muted the entire time.

Doug

Each flight goes exactly as designed, but you fall 1' short on every attempt.

Doug

But it is made of cardstock and 1/32" balsa, but still weighs 70lbs

Doug

I wish smoke grains were larger and made LOTS more smoke

ZeroGPrints

I wish I had a full scale minimum diameter Arcas

Jonathan Gaboury

I wish I had a full-scale iris and motors to fly it

Kevin Osler

I wish for a never ending supply of Sparky motors.

Kevin Osler

Granted. Please be advised that, due to rising fire danger, they were recently outlawed in all US States.

ZeroGPrints

Granted but it’s made of Legos and you can only fly it on black smoke motors.

Liam

Granted but, the U.S recently outlawed then because of safety issues.

Liam

You can only fly that N16000 that Brayden flew in his arcus

Liam

Granted but your entire rocket burns Everytime you fly

Liam

I wish I had infinit money for rockets and launch travel

Doug

Granted, you can only buy Big Bertha's and A8-3s, and you also develop horrible social anxiety disorder and terrible BO, so when you get around other people the stress makes you stink badly.

Liam

Granted. You have to mix them on your own good luck

Liam

I wish that one of my rockets would Do Mach 3.5 on an N5800 and make me really popular at launch site's and get my channel 1 Million subs. And the flight goes perfectly

Liam

I will take antianxiety meds and probiotics. And I will ask Brayden to let me help fly the 12" punisher

Jonathan rose

Granted but you lose all your subscribers after your next flight fails and you lose all popularity and money

Brian Kelsay

I wish every launch day had mild temps and low winds.

Liam

Granted but all your motors CATO and a rocket powered by an N motor takes out your car.

Peter Waithe

Granted but there’s a fire ban

Peter Waithe

I wish I had unlimited funds for motors

Liam

I wish that I will be able to make it to the launch at TCR tomorrow

Doug

I wish I had someone to do all my sanding for me.

Liam

Granted but it's your wife and she still refuses to like rocketry

Doug

I wish I had someone to go get my rockets after they land, whether they landed safe or not.