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***EARLY ACCESS*** THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (Patreon)

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2024-06-09 17:00:11
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My new favourite insult... "go f**k a goat" 🤣

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Louis Marzullo

Mine is "Treatin' 'em mean, keepin' 'em keen"! 😂🤣😂

john ruddick

The scene where he gets his chest waxed is 100% real.

john ruddick

And yes cold play is indeed shit!

Louis Marzullo

The head on top of the glass cabinet is The Creature From the Black Lagoon. Great little B-horror movie from the 50's! Please add to list 😁

Louis Marzullo

Hey, if you want "first-time" stories, you have to jump into the comment thread! It's been awhile! 😄

Bill W

The actor who played Haziz went to prison for assault/attempted murder.

Louis Marzullo
>>140403936

Jeez, he studied the OJ playbook for that one... I would have picked Rogen for cast member most likely to stab someone.

Bill W
>>140403936

I would have picked Rogen for most likely to GET stabbed. He would likely be too high to stab anyone. He's annoying. Other than Superbad I haven't liked anything he wrote, and I don't want to see him or hear his voice.

Ceryk

He said Escalade, not Escalator, lol. An Escalade is an oversized luxury SUV here in the US that is often used for carting around celebrities and heavily associated with wealthy douchebags.