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A little fun for a Sat night πŸ₯³ (Patreon)

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2024-09-07 19:02:14
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2026-06

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Badly explain the plot of a movie in the form of a 'AITA (Am I The A-hole) post'. Here's mine! See if you can guess 🀣 Join in! Post yours in the comments and see if anyone can guess the movie.

AITA for harassing a group of teenagers after they and their parents basically ruined my life? I was wronged and now my feelings are hurt. It’s not my fault they keep falling asleep! I just want them to feel the fear and pain I experienced. But now some people say I’m crossing a line. AITA?

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Chuck M

Krugers origin story

K Dub

πŸ₯°πŸ€―πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸΎ Nightmare On Elm Street! Freddy Krueger!!!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Michael Keefer

I meet a guy that moves into a trashy apartment in a crappy neighborhood that's looking for love. He sees me dating a douchebag that's far inferior to who he is. He wants me to love him for who he is and not the riches that he has but when I find out he's wealthy beyond imagination and is everything I want a man to be, I get mad at him, call him a liar and treat him worse than how I treated my boyfriend AITA

K Dub

AITA for wanting my daughter's kitty cat bracelet back?πŸ€”πŸ˜‰

Ron

How about this one? "AITA for getting mixed up in this mess? I mean, it wasn't my fault I was an unwitting mule for a drug deal. And sure, I got arrested, but that's not entirely my fault either. It's just bad luck, right? Then these two guys, Ordell and Louis, tried to manipulate me, and I couldn't help but feel like they were taking advantage of me. But then there was this nice guy, Max, who seemed genuinely concerned for my safety. He even helped me out in a few ways! But now he's mad at me? AITA for wanting to protect myself and make a better deal for myself in the process? I thought I was doing the right thing, but everyone seems to have different opinions. I just want to get my life back on track, but it seems like everyone is making things more complicated than they need to be. AITA for trying to survive and take care of myself in this crazy situation? Maybe I'm missing something here, but I can't quite figure it out. Help me out, AITA?"

Roger Freeman

Yall beat me to it but that was fun

Dag Einar Bergli

AITA for driving away and leaving my friend to be dismembered by angry bowlers? I just wanted to make a quick buck and didn't have time to stick around for an ass-whopping. Nobody twisted his arm to come along for the scam! Can't believe I just said twisted his arm about Roy Munson!

Danny Noon

AITA for falling in love with a girl whilst watching a kung fu movie on my birthday only to have gangsters hunt us down all because i accidentally took something valuable by mistake? "You're so cool" 😎

Azimuth

AITA for getting tuberculosis and then becoming snowbound with some fellow travellers across the Nevada wilderness and have to eat them all, then lure others to be my food and try to make some friends along the way, AITA?

Chicago Artist Jon

AITA because I love my mother so much. I mean I’m tryin to run a failing business here AND take care of her and moods. Sometimes it just drives me a little mad.

Louis Marzullo

AITA for killing a man who challenged me to a fight?

Louis Marzullo

Dawn, that was a very creative description! Well-done!

ShadowVessel Ο€

All I wanted was to clean up the crime in my city...all I get is more, crazier crime. AITA?

Lemurian Jones

So, I was on the top of my game until this obnoxious, little shite rolls into town. He constantly rubs it my face that he's better at my job than I am, steals the girl I fancy, and never misses an opportunity to ridicule me in public. So I orchestrated a harassment campaign against him at work, and otherwise made his life such a hell he became so stressed his health gave out and he died young. Now, decades later people remember him like he was just here yesterday while I'm languishing in obscurity in a mental home, old and lonely. AITA?

Louis Marzullo

AITA for doing a good deed that was severely punished?

Danny Noon

AITA because global warming fucks up my planet and my irresponsible parents shoot me into space alone only to land on a crappy planet were i meet an annoying reporter woman who always needs saving from some kind of peril?

Jay Perry

Dawn Marie - Nightmare on Elm St.?

Duke Pootentooter

I am a reporter who traveled to a foreign country (The US of A) and fell in love. Even though I found out she had not been faithful, I forgave her and and made a beautiful wedding proposal in tradition of my ancestors and was promptly arrested. AITA?

Louis Marzullo

AITA for wanting to improve my appearance by taking some "things" that didn't belong to me? I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?? Maybe I did go a little too far...

Mark Crawford

AITA for falling in love with neurotic women all the time and behaving like a spoilt brat when they become more successful than me, so much so that I even write a play about one of them after we break up in which I paint myself as the hero?

Duke Pootentooter
>>148808328

I was thinking "101 Dalmatians" before you added the last bit. I don't think Cruella cared about that.

Lemurian Jones
>>148805130

Well, to be honest, most people who make AITA post usually do come across as the A. But, you're right. I failed the challenge. In my defense, however, making Salieri sympathetic is rough business. I believe I started off strong, but lost the thread in the third act.🀣

Jon Anderson

AITA for murdering theatre critics after they gave my performances bad reviews? I just don't feel they understand the actor's craft. AITA?

Duke Pootentooter

I'm making out with this hot chick, when some scrawny wimp with greasy hair rudely interrupts us, and then he sucker punches me. AITA?

Happy Hanukkah

My brother keeps ditching school and getting away with it. AITA for wanting him held to the same standards as me?

Jon Anderson

All I want to do is run a nice household and give my daughter a good start in life, but my drunk brother and his friend keep disrupting my plans. I really feel he should be in some kind of home. AITA?

Happy Hanukkah
>>148815479

After mortally wounding my best friend and leaving him to die a horrible death, I led both him and his son to believe the other was dead. Not only that, I told the son that his father was actually his father's murderer. AITA?

BjΓΆrn Karlsson

Ok (I'm drunk 🀣) I'm 14 years (almost 15 y old girl = AITA) I'm a coward. I cheat, I'm lying. But in the end, I'm brave and honest.

BjΓΆrn Karlsson
>>148817454

Yeah no suprise huh? πŸ˜‰ She is even in my display image (oh you little biatch) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BjΓΆrn Karlsson
>>148817454

Do you think it's "reaction wurthy" I think it is. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° The teenagers in this film is phenomenal. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ You are from Norway right? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ Min sΓΆta bror πŸ˜†

Dag Einar Bergli
>>148817454

Haha. I am a norrbagg, yes. It might be reaction friendly. I haven't seen it in so long, but I think I remember most of it. I don't fully remember the quality of the cast, but you might be right. I just remember having wet dreams about the girl in the lead :D (I was also a little boy at that time so don't @ me, chat :D)

Duke Pootentooter

I rescue lost children, buy them balloons and whistle lullabies to them as they fall asleep. And now both the police AND organized crime are giving me grief. AITA?

Duke Pootentooter

My daughter injures her face in an accident and I use my medical skills to help her recover. AITA?

Duke Pootentooter

My girlfriend gets injured in a lawn mower accident and I use my medical skills to help her recover, with the help of several ladies of the night and a bag of super-crack. Ironically, I endure a similar accident and my girlfriend uses the same medical procedure to help me recover. AITA?

Edward Olson

I'm a rich old white lady and my foolish son has fallen in love with a common girl -- an artist! Sheesh. She got into a car accident and her face is disfigured, and she can't afford the surgery. To break them up I told her I would pay for reconstruction surgery if she stayed away from him and would have to have him decide if he still wanted to be with her with a new face. (I lied to her BTW -- I actually told him she died in the accident). Now years later, he meets her and finally realizes what I did -- what I thought was best and for some reason he's upset at me! If it weren't for the two halves of a necklace that they had buried on a promontory together, my plan would have worked. AITA?

Edward Olson

A creepy old guy and this pony-tailed kid who keeps following him around kidnapped me from my single mother with some far-fetched story. Another creep killed the old guy but the follower took me to another city where I didn't know anyone. After like 10 years, I finally become strong enough to go out on my own and meet a girl I knew when I was a kid. I find out all sorts of stuff and am able to destroy the cult the creepy old guy and his follower belonged to -- they were all criminals! I made sure there weren't any of their followers left to keep on their child-kidnapping ways. AITA?

Louis Marzullo

I'm the smartest one at work, unblemished record. And now, after one minor error, they want to cancel me. AITA for wanting to kill all of them??

Duke Pootentooter
>>148820963

"Frankenhooker" It won 18 Oscars and was shown every Christmas day by NBC from 1990-2021. Alfred Hitchcock often proclaimed it to be the single greatest influence of all of his work. Mary Shelley once said it made her version of the Gothic classic look like a flaming bag of monkey poo in comparison. I'm surprised you were stumped by this monumental and important masterpiece.

Louis Marzullo

I have a pretty good life- good job, nice wife, 3 kids. But to be honest, it's kinda dull. I had the chance to do some long-term travelling without the fam & I took it. AITA?

Happy Hanukkah
>>148815345

Despite this whole post being spoiler central, I'll still be discreet and simply tell you that searching for the phrase "My brother keeps ditching" will immediately answer your question.

Happy Hanukkah
>>148822195

Yes, you most definitely are. But we'll let you off the hook, because all that sand is bound to drive anyone crazy.

Duke Pootentooter
>>148824296

It feels science-fictiony, but I can't get the "wife and 3 kids" clue to fit any movie from any genre that I considered. Congratulations, you've stumped me with this one, and I have to bail. Have a good night.

Louis Marzullo
>>148822195

Oh I hope you're right, Ragnar! I saw it once in the theater (dragged by my nephews) & immediately forgot everything about it except the lite-saber fight with Darth Maul.

Mannygogou

We're a tight knit family who look like gypsies. An outsider comes for my sheltered daughter. AITA when I demand to show me his Paso Doble ?

Happy Hanukkah

I had spent all my life helping to protect America. All I wanted to do on that day was to be with my daughter on her birthday. But on the way, I had to defend myself against gang members and Nazis, and stood up for consumer rights and victims of corrupt municipal workers. And when I finally made it to my darling daughter, there was the police to hassle me, and my very own wife turned on me! AITA? *I*TA?! movie: https://tinyurl.com/yc8e2zde

Happy Hanukkah
>>148822195

You managed to forget everything about it? How I envy you!* :-) (Let me rephrase this: "Yousa forget it all? Mesa jealous!")

Mannygogou
>>148815479

So they made this mega super weapon and we blow it up. I'm thinking they won't do that again! AITA? They do it again!

Mannygogou

I ignored my wife and she left. So I chase her to the other coast, now I'm shoved into a duct like a TV dinner, AITA??

Mannygogou

AITA? Just because I got my friends lost in the woods and we're finding teeth as gifts in little pouches? This is how we get revenge for bad movies by making our own really bad one! AITA?

Mark Crawford
>>148808933

Aye... I realise now that I sort of missed the point of writing from the a-hole's perspective. All I can say is that yesterday was a mad day for me!

Mannygogou

Nobody in my bar is allowed to sing unless I give the nod that's it's okay. AITA? No, especially not any anthems. (That's too easy, yes?)

Mannygogou
>>148835434

(I'll make it in the style as Dawn's example) AITA? She broke my heart and so I was mean to her when I was drunk. Now she wants me to help her and another guy get away. So I dangle papers in front of their faces, papers that can help them. In their face!! AITA? Really? Oh, I'm lying too but it's for their own good.

Mannygogou
>>148835434

lol I laugh at portraying a very angry Rick. He's dangling papers and leading them on.. and lying about it to boot! πŸ˜† Did you get it from the first clue?

Artur Nienartowicz

So yours is The NIghtmare at the Elm Street. Here's mine: There was this group of hobbists playing find the buried treasure in an abandoned mine, with help of some locals - very inclusively I might say - they didn't discrimnate among old men, young men, children or women. And an acwuaintance of mine told me to go ruin their fun, I was reluctant, but I owed him so I went, with a group of my friends. Oh, and we had a new young addition to our group and there was a guest lady with us. In short - we got the mine-playground ruined, we got our young friend killed, we got a city shot up, we lost a plane (I loved that plance) and we finally destroyed an airport pretty badly. We took ruining people's fun very seriously. AITA?

Louis Marzullo
>>148820005

I was just about to write IT when I thought to myself "Would the mob mess with P********? Nah." πŸ˜„

Mannygogou
>>148834680

hahaha correct! I'll add that bit to the 2nd sentence..., make it more palatable.

Mannygogou

We have corporate jobs but I've been gone for a while. Now I'm trying to do the right thing and my daughter wants to help but too much so I yell at her. NOOO!! Now she's mad at me. AITA? I lost her mother but I didn't mean to lose her too...

Louis Marzullo
>>148808328

@ Duke P: I stole the "I just want to be loved" line from a Jon Lovitz impression of Harvey Fierstein, which can still make my sides hurt to this day!

Mannygogou
>>148834680

Die Hard, the 1st one. His famous line is in the duct about coming to the coast... and then he mumbles something about feeling like a TV dinner, it's hard to hear.

Mannygogou

No one told me I had a brother. This guy keeps farting next to me. So I take him away from the care facility, that'll show them. AITA?

Louis Marzullo

Thank you, Dawn! Sofia Vergara cancelled her date with me, so it was going to be a pretty dull night... πŸ˜πŸ’–

Craig Russell

Ok, look, we started out together, we swapped 1st and 2nd at almost every event and he became my best friend. Yeah, he died young, doing what he loved, but bull riding is dangerous! AITA for riding the final bull at the Championship for 16 seconds instead of the required 8, in his honor???

Jordan Love

I let this guy move in with me that I just met. And okay, I had some crazy sex with this woman that he knows. But he hates her so idk what the big deal is. I even helped him get in on my side hustle, but this guy never seems grateful for my help, even tho he always takes it. I only have a few simple rules but he's constantly breaking them. I only want what he wants, yet somehow I'm always the bad guy. AITA?

Louis Marzullo
>>148866232

No, definitely not. He was beaming with pride from Heaven. Is this based on a true story?

Louis Marzullo
>>148866232

8 Seconds. Ok, I cheated 😁. Directed by John Avildsen & scored by Bill Conti, the team that brought us Rocky. Yeah, Dawn should react to it πŸ‚πŸ‘ΌπŸ»

Carol Rocha

A man ought to be able to go where he wants out chere without gettin beat up or killed! It’s just a little grass! Now, I reckon we gonna have to go clean up this town ourselves. Ain’t no one else got the guts to do it. We need to do it for the boy AND our dog! I asked him if he shot our friend. He wasn’t sorry at all and he laughed!! So I put a hole right between his eyes. AITA??

Carol Rocha

Who knew it was this easy to pretend to be someone else! While it’s been a little hard to act THAT crazy, and hang out with these murderers in orange, I’d do it again. For my son. I’ve been through hell! I mean that guy slept with my wife!! Now I can hardly look at myself in the mirror. I didn’t sign up for this! AITA for wanting him to die, die, die!!!

Carol Rocha
>>149065850

HINT: Years before this all happened, I once decided to go dancing on a Saturday nightβ€”even tho I had a fever.

Louis Marzullo
>>148824296

Correct, Carol! But I think Duke P. already got it. He was just being too cool for school. πŸ˜„