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THE BIG LIST OF DEAD MEAT PATREON REWARDS (Patreon)
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Hi patrons, old and new! If you wanted to know what rewards you've unlocked depending on your pledge tier, this is the post for you! Also, I need to stress one last time - don't feel obligated to be a patron, or think that I NEED your Patreon money to pay my bills. Despite the constant struggles I have with YouTube, ad revenue is substantial and does keep me comfortable. Patreon is just a way to diversify my income in case things ever get REAL bad with YouTube, and a way for me to offer extra content to people who are interested in seeing it. But, again, please never feel like you have to be a patron out of guilt. I'll never be upset at anyone for cancelling their pledge for any reason (or not being a patron in the first place).
All that being said, thank you so much for being here and let's GET TO THE LIST!
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AT $1 A MONTH you get the explicit versions of Kill Counts that were too bloody for me to release publicly on YouTube (if I did, they'd get age-restricted, meaning they'd be demonetized, meaning I'd have just spent the ~40 hours making the episode for no monetary compensation - not exactly a viable system). Note that nudity is ALWAYS censored, including in these explicit videos, because I'm too worried about getting an actual content strike from YouTube (which is a much bigger deal than a restriction) if I were to upload videos with nudity.
Current explicit releases are as follows:
Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
Saw V (2008) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices**
Saw 3D (2010) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices; video is also blocked in the Oceania region, meaning Australia, New Zealand, and surrounding island nations**
Halloween (2007 Remake) **Note: video going public on Saturday 11/17 and thus may be unavailable when you see this post, since it will be private and scheduled to release**
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 Remake)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)
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AT $3 A MONTH you get access to our commentary tracks! These tracks are meant to be played as you watch the movie we cover - I do a countdown during the track and you'll hit "play" at the same time I do. Then it's like you're watching at the same time as me, Chelsea, and whichever guest we have on, hearing our reactions as you see the same thing. So far all the movies we watched were picked from the US Netflix selection but starting this month we'll be expanding to Shudder, since Netflix is pretty much out of horror movies for us to watch (use code "DEADMEAT" on Shudder for 30 free days!).
Current commentary tracks are as follows:
WOULD YOU RATHER (August 2019) ft. Anna Brisbin a.k.a BrizzyVoices
GIRLS WITH BALLS (July 2019) [no guest]
INSIDIOUS (June 2019) [no guest]
PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (May 2019) ft. Katie Mende
SORORITY GIRLS IN THE SILMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (April 2019) ft. Lizzy Jones
APOLLO 18 (March 2019) ft. Rachel Evans
DOOM (February 2019) ft. Rachel Evans
MOST LIKELY TO DIE (January 2019) ft. Chauncey K. Robinson
CIRCLE (December 2018) [no guest]
CHERNOBYL DIARIES (November 2018) ft. Nick Skardarasy
TUSK (October 2018) ft. James Graessle & Joel Arnold
CLOWN (September 2018) ft. Ross Warman
CHILDREN OF THE CORN (August 2018) ft. Matt Kane
DEEP BLUE SEA (July 2018) ft. Kari Kilpela
THE BOY (June 2018) ft. Beth Radloff
HUSH (May 2018) ft. James Graessle
THE OPEN HOUSE (April 2018) ft. Joel Arnold
THE RITUAL (March 2018) ft. Leo Camacho
PIRANHA 3D (February 2018) ft. Whitney van Langingham
ZOMBEAVERS (January 2018) ft. Joey Clift
GREMLINS (December 2017) ft. Mano Agapion
THE BABYSITTER (November 2017) ft. Adam McCabe
DEATH NOTE (October 2017) ft. Joey Bergren
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AT $5 A MONTH you get early releases of Kill Counts (and other videos) whenever I'm able to finish them early. They usually come out on Thursdays, sometimes Wednesdays.
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AT $10 A MONTH you get invited to a hangout livestream once a month, where I chill with patrons at this level or higher and just hang out. No work or serious gaming (although we have played Jackbox games together a few times), just chatting and shooting the shit. During these livestreams I try to respond to every message I see, since they usually only have a few dozen people in them as opposed to the hundreds that will be in public livestreams.
I'm not sure how entertaining old livestreams would be, but just in case you want to sit there and watch me chat with other people for an hour or so, here you go:
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AT $20 A MONTH you get one video review each month of a random horror movie that I pick to watch. These reviews are UNEDITED and are usually around 20 minutes long of me just talking to the camera and telling you what I thought of whatever movie I chose to watch that month.
Current $20 reviews are as follows:
VIDEODROME (1983) August 2019
BONE TOMAHAWK (2015) July 2019
WICKED LITTLE THINGS (2006) June 2019
UPGRADE (2018) May 2019
THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982) April 2019
HELL FEST (2018) March 2019
10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (2016) February 2019
IT'S ALIVE (1974) January 2019
RED CHRISTMAS (2016) December 2018
47 METERS DOWN (2017) November 2018 (posted in Dec.)
GINGER SNAPS (2000) October 2018
AS ABOVE SO BELOW (2014) September 2018
MAMA (2013) August 2018
PUMPKINHEAD (1988) July 2018
THE ENDLESS (2017) June 2018
PET SEMATARY (1989) May 2018
HALLOWEEN (1978) April 2018
TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL (2010) March 2018
HATCHET (2007) February 2018
HELLRAISER (1987) January 2018
BETTER WATCH OUT (2016) December 2017
DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) November 2017
THE PURGE (2013) October 2017
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) September 2017
TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016) August 2017
PUPPET MASTER (1989) July 2017
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Finally, AT $50 A MONTH you are part of the top-tier patrons who get to suggest and vote on a 2nd movie for me to watch and review each month. Same as the $20 level - these are unedited, stream-of-consciousness reviews where I simply talk about the movie you chose for me to watch.
Current $50 reviews are as follows:
THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999) August 2019
BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006) July 2019
TREMORS (1990) June 2019
1407 (2007) May 2019
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (1980) April 2019
THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE (2016) March 2019
CANDYMAN (1992) February 2019
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) January 2019
CREEP (2014) December 2018
THE EXORCIST (1973) November 2018 [posted in December 2018]
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) October 2018
THE DESCENT (2005) September 2018
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997) August 2018
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) July 2018
[REC] (2007) June 2018
BATTLE ROYALE (2000) May 2018
28 DAYS LATER (2002) April 2018
CREEPSHOW (1982) March 2018
THE COLLECTOR (2009) February 2018
THE HAUNTING (1963) January 2018
EVENT HORIZON (1997) December 2017
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) November 2017
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) October 2017
THE BABADOOK (2014) September 2017
IT FOLLOWS (2014) August 2017
THE EVIL DEAD (1981) July 2017
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I hope this post was helpful and allowed you to better pick the reward tier that you want. I'm ALWAYS open to suggestions and feedback on how to make the Patreon experience better and more rewarding, so please feel free to comment or message me with ideas that you have!
THANKS SO MUCH again, everyone. I really couldn't be doing what I do without all of your love and support. Take care and be good people!
