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After we had the longest-ever Kill Count for It: Chapter Two.... here's the second-longest Kill Count! Hoping 30+ minute episodes don't become the norm but had a ton to say about this one, and there were a LOT of kills to count, so this is what we wound up with. Enjoy! And thank you!

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The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT

Comments

Brian McCallahan

Who would everyone place their bet on from the board? You too James! My vote is for ~*sexy witches*~ but Kevin is a close second.

Erick Epensa

Am I crazy? I have a vivid memory of James already covering this movie.

John Carr

He did cover in a Patreon review last year I think

Brian McCallahan

That behind the scenes of the elevator scene is amazing. It looks like Cube and now I can't stop thinking about a Cube remake where instead of traps its monsters.

Chris Stine

I’m so glad to finally see the kill count for this film, this has been one of my favorite movies since it came out in 2012 and we all really appreciate you painstakingly going through every second of the third act to see all the different kills, seriously thank you so much for all your hard work James, you make my week every time

Jessica Hernandez

I may be in the minority here, but I love your longer episodes! Especially when they’re for one of my favorite movies of all time. Can’t wait to watch this when I get home! Thank you for everything you guys do. 🖤💙

Jo and Gareth

I’ve been wanting to request this forever, but didn’t want to subject you fine folk to counting up the elevator/surveillance camera kills. This is a happy Christmas!

Jo and Gareth

Aw, I hate to be this guy but it might need an edit before going to YouTube. Are Marty and Dana siblings? It felt weird that I didn’t know that after multiple viewings, so I went to cast listings. The characters have different surnames and I really don’t think them being related is mentioned in the film. Maybe I’m dense and please point out to me the evidence to say they’re siblings, otherwise I think this is an error.

FrancescoTakesItEasy

The longer the ep, the more Dead Meat we get, man! I'm all for it but I also feel kinda bad considering the work load must be so much heavier on these. Thank you 3000!

sidneythedemigod

I think you are correct as well, different surnames and there is no movie reference to their relation.

Eric Thornhill

I really want to see a kill count on Grindhouse. I know it's a 3 hour+ movie with 2 features and 4 fake trailers all in 1 movie but I love the unique presents

Christopher Nichols

Yeah, that caught my attention as well. I even paused the video and went to check sources. I didn't find anything that says Marty and Dana are related.

Ang Entz

Great episode James! Love this movie.

Nur Almuhtadi

Awesome video as always, I love the longer Kill Counts! Pretty hyped to see something we live in next week as well, James!

Ann J

Interesting interpretation of Dana and Marty being brother and sister. I’ve seen this over and over, and never thought of that before! Will have to watch for clues next time around.

Josue Chicas

Pizza, root beer and Dead Meat :))))

Cassandra Davenport

Yay I’m so happy to see this covered! I can’t wait to watch this when I get home (the videos never play on patreon on the app for me)

Bryce

Great movie and even better kill count

charles messing

I have to rewatch this movie again. It’s been too long and this kill count made me remember how friggin awesome it was.

Tanner McCormick

This is saying it isn’t available for me is this just for me or is anyone else having this issue

Jo and Gareth

You’ve done a great job on this kill count, lived up to expectation! Great job covering all the chaos. Sorry to have pointed out the sibling thing, hopefully you’ve circumvented a billion comments about it.

Dead Meat

No, thank you for bringing it up so I could modify the video and avoid that.