July Story Brainstorming! (Patreon)

I looked up themes for July and one I noticed was that July is known as an ill-fated month for weddings. So that's the theme this year for July! Weddings Gone Wrong! 

The bride could be sleeping with her father-in-law, the groom could be banging a bridesmaid, or we could have something much wilder like aliens invading, the groom being revealed as a shapeshifter, or monsters appearing at the castle rented out for the wedding! Maybe the wedding itself is a bad idea, like a scientist is marrying the woman he created from dead bodies or a woman is marring a demon she summoned from a book.

The wedding is going to go all wrong and it's up to you to tell me why! I'll take suggestions until midnight on Wednesday!