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Why hello, Traxians!

It's time for another exclusive sneak peek of a latest release, and this one is something special:

Fair warning, you may want to take a deep breath and brace yourself before reading the next sentence, it’s a doozy.

Little Lost Sea Serpent is a film starring Joe Estevez, from the same people who made Rollergator and Baby Ghost. There, are you okay? You made it, things can only get easier from here!

In the tradition of those other Kids Adventure Film Entertainment classics, Little Lost Sea Serpent is built completely around an upsetting little puppet. The puppet in this one is definitely better than the puppets in those others, though, so that’s something! Isn’t it? Look, when you spend this much time with Joe Estevez kid movies, you get a little desperate for scraps of hope.

Watch the first five minutes (if you can make it that far) in the player above, and get the whole thing right here.

Enjoy!

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Tara Steiner

Ah Joe Estevez, the patron saint of rifftrax movies.

Kevin Kordis

I like how in the description you say the puppets are better than the other films when I’m pretty sure that the baby sea serpent puppet was also used in Baby Ghost.

Michael Shepherd

The pudgy guy hijinks music gave me Star Wars Holiday special PTSD, not sure I want to risk the whole riff

Matt Olfson

Based off this preview, I'm expecting pure, bridaled, riffing savagery.

celladwella

I almost wish I didn't watch this preview. The "Joe Estevez" reveal needs to be a wonderful surprise. :o

Oliver Langland

If you thought the endless guitar in Rollergator was bad.

Hapless Old Man

Kevin, as I approach the end of your year of seeing a daily movie, I was wondering if you ever thought of writing a follow up? A lot has changed since 2001. I find myself wondering "I wonder if he still feels that way?" I'm sure you've grown and changed since 2001. Bought the last three riffs released, and plan on watching at least one tonight.

Hapless Old Man

Conrad Brooks is in it! Seven degrees of Ed Wood!

Abigail M

Man, how long have you guys been sitting on this one?

Suzi Eberhard

Y'know, I remember Joe Estevez getting interviewed for a special feature on one of the MST3K discs. He was a really good sport! I wonder if he sees these new selections. I wonder if he finds them funny, or if his kids still think he's cooler for being riffed. Hell, I wonder if Joe is the one SENDING them these movies!

Y 2 Krankor

Not just that Joe <Bleep>ing Estevez is *in* this, but HE GOT TOP BILLING!!!!! TOP <BLEEP>ING BILLING!

Jonathan Stanley

This is a Donald G Jackson masterpiece. Captured ON cameras WITH audio recording gear! I swear I understood every line in the movie. I'm sorry he couldn't round up more uncomfortable preteens for the world's smallest hot tub, but I'm sure there are laws about that.