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Greetings, Traxians! Your old pal Erik here to announce a brand new riff to kick off your weekend.

Master martial arts director Corey Yuen (The Super Cops, The Transporter) is back (yay!) along with Cynthia Rothrock (double yay!) in the RiffTrax Catalog with our latest release, Karate Tiger 2! It's technically a sequel to No Retreat, No Surrender, but containing NONE of the original characters or plot points!

(I propose a new word: "me-quel" - a movie made as a sequel in name only, where it's really all about the director making something just for fun and/or ego.... although in this case, I'm not complaining!)

Scott is looking for his old buddy Mac, who taught him kickboxing ten years ago when Scott would have been about nine years old. The search takes him through exotic locations in Vietnam and Cambodia, where he kicks guys and blows objects up, sometimes by kicking them. Along the way he meets Cynthia Rothrock, who would just appear on the sets of '80s martial arts films anytime someone looked in a mirror and said “Roundhouse” three times.

Scott’s girlfriend, Sulin, is kidnapped by Russian commandos. These are not your standard commandos; these are the types of commandos who have an alligator pit. That’s right, an alligator pit. Nobody does anything half-assed in Karate Tiger 2, except for maybe integrating any characters or plot points from the movie you’re theoretically making a sequel to. 

Mike, Kevin and Bill do some more talkin' about this new feature-length riff. Watch this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax in the player or download it below. And use the coupon code ROTHROCK to take a Traxian-only discount of 5% off, for a limited time.

Lastly, congrats to our Ultra Traxian member Jack Beckman for this winning caption to the below still from the movie:

"OK, ok, I'll buy some Girl Scout cookies!"

Back with more soon!

Erik

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Y 2 Krankor

To put some Firesign out there... "Alligator pear, crocagoator pear...that's why dey's so mean!?"

John Jack

Aldo Nova reference! FOR THE KIDS!!

Benjamin Harrington

Pretty sure the bad guy is the bad guy from Bounty Tracker. Also spotted Max Thayer from The Retreavers and Planet of The Dinosaurs.

Matt Olfson

I see RiffTrax + Cynthia Rothrock, and that's a guaranteed "Get!" for me (even that terrible Christmas one in the house).

Ackmena

Rats, I didn't see Karate Tiger I, so I won't understand whats going on...

Travis Arnold

YESSS, I've been hoping this would get riffed eventually! And as for why it's sometimes called No Retreat, No Surrender 2, it was originally intended to be just that, but Kurt McKinney (the protag from the original movie) and JCVD both backed out of the project before it started due to safety concerns, so they rewrote it and recast/renamed their parts with Loren Avedon and Matthias Hues.