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Howdy, Traxians!

We're pleased as Punch to offer you our first-ever Patreon livestream! Mike is currently in San Diego, so what better way to commemorate his presence (and to test our ability to stream live video to you) than to watch him absolutely crush* the rest of the SoCal contingent in a game of shuffleboard?

We plan to start streaming this afternoon around 3:30 pm Pacific Time. Please don't share the video URL with others; this is an exclusive perk for YOU, our loyal Traxians. 

Since this is our first time streaming through YouTube for Patreon, it's possible something will break. Thanks for helping us test this stuff - we'll see you in a little bit!

* Mike is notorious for winning pretty much every single shuffleboard game he plays. Will his streak continue into 2020? You'll have to tune in to find out!

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Traxian Shuffleboard livestream

Shuffleboard tournament with Mike in San Diego!

Comments

NinjitsuPrincess

This is even better than the dreaded corn hole board! 🌽

rogu31sh

Every time I've played corn hole some grass hole has ruined it for me :(

Linnea Boyev

Because shuffleboard; my grandparents used to have shuffleboard marks on their basement floor back in the 1970s! I feel the fact that I even know what this is truly marks my descent into middle age. Take that, passage of time. I'm still here, on the internet, getting ready to watch (let's face it) total strangers play a game from fifty years ago. Yesssss! I love America!

Jeff Nye

A Talking Shuffleboard!?!

Ellen Fox

No shuffleboard yet...

RiffTrax

We're working on it. Please hold.

Dollface K. Scumbum

So far it has been as exciting as any other shuffleboard game ever played.

RiffTrax

Sorry for the delay, folks - some technical difficulties. But we're live now!

Cheryl Rosen

Nicely worn board. Guess you use it a lot!

NinjitsuPrincess

Woohoo! Rooting for Sarah and David for the win. ALSO WHERE ARE THE UTZ CHEESE BALLS???

Sam Pass

Content I didn't know I wanted.

RiffTrax

P.S. Join us in the live chat on YouTube, as well as the Traxian-only chat in Discord!

Venron

Well, that was too exciting. I think I will go find some paint to watch dry.

Brian Kincaid

Thanks for facilitating my daily meditation. Have a great evening, all...

Amy Mormino

That’s a nice indoor setup but you need to go to the real thing. My home base, St. Petersburg, FL, has an outdoor shuffleboard court that is the envy of the nation. If you ever do a show in the Tampa Bay vicinity, give it a try.

Moviegique

Sarah & David spot Mike & Sean four points early on, or someone's math skills are off. Srsly, tho', the only thin really need here was to have the "puck cam" track the things as they glide down the board.

William Joseph King

I'm not saying that if you put one of these up every week that I would definitely watch it every week, but I am saying that if you put one of these up every day that I would definitely watch it.

Ken Malinski

And I get ALL THIS for only $3 a month! 😁

Adam Gastonguay

But...did he get the Pesto from Marriot? I'm left hanging here!

Tracie S. Rusch

You should have done the "Roller Gator" guitar noodling throughout, and really loudly in order to drown out literally all dialogue. :-D