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Good Citizen Bridget and The Importance of Routine (Patreon)

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2020-04-16 20:26:50
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2026-06
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Greetings, Traxians! RiffTron Productions is back with an important PSA. 

During times of hardship, it's essential to take care of one's mental health. And to do that, there's nothing better than maintaining a regular routine.

In this educational short film, we'll show you one way in which Good Citizen Bridget maintains hers.

Enjoy! 

Download this short here.

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The Importance of Routine (with Good Citizen Bridget)

This is "The Importance of Routine (with Good Citizen Bridget)" by RiffTrax on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Comments

markmarz

Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaahhh!!!! " .. each day at 1 .. " . Oh, this is great!!

Zerocool

That's pretty much me the last several weeks.

Matt Stetz

Okay, she does know the pineapple isn't a person right? Or is this a Wilson situation?

Bob Duyckinck

Thank you so much for the PSA on the importance of staying home and drinking alone!

Matt Stetz

Well the pineapple is a sign of hospitality. So why not invite it to your cocktail party?

Paul Lenoue

Michael J. Husband... HA!

Ian Davenport

More tinned fish! Are you the Bezos's?

David Ferreira

Developing a great habit like this will help the time go by faster - or maybe that is just the short term memory loss speaking. Either way, remember that you can buy a wonderful cocktail dress on Etsy for your rather naked companion.

John Judge

I hope Mary Jo also has a regular schedule of drinking with a pineapple!

Dianne & Lizbet

I adore the fact that, with their free time, they have resorted to just going ahead and making their own ridiculous educational shorts.

John Jack

If only David and Hazel ended up the same way. I kept looking to see a pair of men's legs behind her on the floor.

Mary Van Hale

I love that the vermouth bottle is never opened! It's perfect!

John Chadwick

Oh yeah! Paint thinner and Worcestershire sauce with a tinned fish garnish! Skol!

Stephen Peterson

Looks like I picked the wrong pandemic to quit drinking!

Derek Levesque

ICE CIRCLES! Do we get to see Mike trying to open a cabinet door with his elbow blocking it?

Jason

Vermouth?!?!? What do you think we are- MILLIONAIRES?!?!?!?!?

Jackalgirl

Announcer: Michael J. Husband - LOL!

Bill Lemmond

Thank you both. While the rest of my life is okay, and I continue to work as a cleaner, for first responders, the whole banking system is full of finger-pointing and worn out phone reps, and Patreon is going to be paid late, because for some strange reason I can't understand, the credit card security people think Patreon is associated with a lot of fraud. ???

Sukotto

Oh lawd, the garnish!! LMAO!

Kelly Luck

Ice circles: the epitome of class.

otto freudenberg

Ah, good! At least my pineapple is still here.

Heather Brown

It warms my heart to see the friendship between a woman and her special pineapple portrayed so tastefully.

Cat

Thanks so much for these!

Cynthia Dunaway

and if you are out of tinned fish, tinned cockroaches or tinned spiders is an acceptable substitute,

Mary Jeschke

🕐🍸🍸🐟 🐟🍍 👍

Spiky Mikie

Now THAT is how to make a Martoonie!