Talkin' RiffTrax: LYCAN COLONY (Patreon)

We see a lot of bad movies here at RiffTrax; we sift through them like fine flour that’s gone off and gotten weevils and spores and now smells like guano.

There are different levels of bad, to be sure, but there are also different facets of bad. Different qualities of badness, if you will. Behold Lycan Colony, (arguably) the Worst Movie We’ve Ever Riffed.

We’ve riffed a lot of badness over the years. Figuratively a crap-ton. We’re experts at this; we know of what we speak. And as Traxians, you know that we know. So here we go:

Lycan Colony has managed to earn gold in just about every category, except perhaps one: it’s not boring. Confusing, leaden, wooden, ridiculous, bad sound, bat effects, bad costumes, the script - don’t get me started - but it’s not really boring, unlike Rollergator. Hence the debate here on which is the most awful, the pinnacle of wretchedness, the apex of the nadir.  See, we take our bad very seriously.  Enjoy the debate and the fun we have with (arguably) the Worst Movie We’ve Ever Riffed: Lycan Colony.

-kwm

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