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EDIT: Wow, over 250 entries! Thank you so much. We are recording these shorts tomorrow, this one is called "Voting at 18" and will be released on Sunday, 11/1. So tune in then to see if we picked yours! Or maybe we'll announce it here. I dunno, I just work here. -CL

This means you can stop submitting! Yeah, you! Knock it off.

Hi everyone, Conor Lastowka here.

Over the years, we have riffed approximately 700 Coronet shorts, and every time we've had to come up with a riff about their title slate. So for short 701 we're handing it off to you! Submit a Coronet Films riff in the comments and we'll pick our favorite for an upcoming short called Voting At 18.

Check out this montage for inspiration, and be sure to keep it quick, punchy, and funny!

This is a short one: the deadline for submissions is Sunday, Oct 25th at midnight Pacific.

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Adam George Craig

Coronet Films: Our "Health: Your Posture" totally dunks on Avis Films' lame-ass "Posture Pals".

Adam George Craig

Coronet Films: Still not clear on why the CG-filled Special Edition of the "Our Wonderful Body" Trilogy upset fans.

Jonathan Thurman

Coronet Films: Come for the learning, stay to see what your grandparents used to wear.

Jonathan Thurman

Coronet Films: Helping your substitute teacher take a smoke break since 1934.

Franklin Harris

Coronet Films: Because you might as well lose all hope now.

Jason Waters

Coronet Films : when "crown" is too short, and "Coronation" is too long.

Jason Waters

Coronet Films : Don't mind the dangly bits.

Jason Waters

Coronet Films : Aren't they all about puberty, really?

Jesper Lehmann Poulsen

Coronet: If you can spell "indoctrination" without Coronet you're probably a communist. Coronet: Passing off home movies as educational films since 1949. Coronet: Did Oswald really shoot Kennedy? Isn't social security just a Ponzi scheme? See our latest short "Stop asking questions and do as we say, citizen." Coronet: Is life lifting you up and bringing you joy? Try Coronet. Coronet: Check out our sister company Coroner for all your snuff film needs.

Zachary Totz

Here are five options: - Conor-et? I didn't know he was getting a sex change... (No, that says "Coronet") Oh... them again? Dammit. - Coronet: because your teacher is nursing a hangover. - Coronet: because public school education just wasn't bad enough on its own. - Coronet: no connection to Corona, though you could probably use a beer or two to get through our films. - Coronet: an even worse internet provider than America Online. ...feel free to hold onto these for future use if you want!

Jamie Stevens

Next up from Coronet Films: "How to gouge out your eyes to avoid watching anything by that bastard Alfred Higgins"

Jamie Stevens

Coronet "doesn't want to know what you did to deserve being shown this" Film.

William Cheng

Coronet Films: Drugs are like that, too.

Chad Liberty

The replacement of that gyms basketball nets with coronets brings with it huge crowds

Craig Noack

Coronet Films: educating inbred royalty since Queen Victoria married her cousin

Craig Noack

Coronet - reselling North Korean spy training videos since 1953!

Craig Noack

Coronet Films - have you ever wondered how we get paid for this crap? Us too!

Craig Noack

Coronet Films - someone has to teach you this stuff, since your parents are phoning it in.

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet: We come in under budget. Every time. Coronet: You see what "Lowest Bid Funding" gets you? Coronet: Ruining your childhood more effectively than Michael Bay could ever dream.

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet: Now you understand what ruined the Boomers (hey, aren't we boomers) (shh)

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet: Why the US is number one in education (Actually, we're not number one) (What? Then where are we) (Like, number 11 depending how you measure) (What?! Who's ahead of us?) (Luxembourg is number 5) (Luxembourg? I don't even know where the hell that isOH I hear it now.)

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: When your school district can't afford Alfred Higgins Productions.

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: "The Hills Have 'I's before 'E's" of education.

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: The backbone of Trump University's curriculum

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: Better for education than Betsy Devos

Benjamin Kimberlin

Coronet Films: When Trump defunds education, WE'LL BE BACK!

Garance A Drosehn

Coronet: Better than seeing films from Corogross. Coronet: Keeping film manufacturers in business since before you were born. Notice how they all went out of business after we stopped making short films! Coronet: Trying to make the 1950's look good since 1941. Coronet Films: 700 down, 1600 to go! Coronet: For when you get tired coring apples. Coronet Films: We've done films on bears, deer, cows, horses, and insects, but we couldn't afford the salary demands of Moose Baby.

Ryan Angoluan

Coronet Films: Pioneers of Clickbait Coronet Films: Marvel Entertainment, take notes!

Robert Bergemann

Coronet: Bringing you ethered performances from community theater actors since 1941!

Robert Bergemann

Coronet: Hey we're not the one's responsible for that Norman guy!

Robert Bergemann

Coronet: Because the neighbor's dog told us to.

Robert Bergemann

Coronet: If Timothy Leary, Mr. Rogers and Pennywise the clown gave birth to a movie company.

Robert Bergemann

Coronet: Because the grant money ain't gonna spend itself.

Matt Stetz

Coronet: Explaining how to vote because clearly you've forgotten

Matt Stetz

Coronet: Explaining how democracy is supposed to work because clearly you've forgotten.

Matt Stetz

Coronet: Explaining things to you for over 50 years. When will you ever learn?

Matt Stetz

Coronet: Keeping people at Rifftrax busy for over 10 years.

Matt Stetz

If you laid all our films out end to end it would probably make a neat roadside attraction.

Christopher Dazey

And on the screen to your right, we're showing a Coronet fil--NO I said the screen to your right!

Techy

Coronet: After years of film making. We still suck educating people.

Techy

Coronet: We wear the crown in this house.

Techy

Coronet: Voting is important right?

Techy

Coronet: Now that your stuck staying in your homes. You'll have plenty of time to watch all of our films.

Brian Sebby

Coronet: disappointing schoolchildren looking forward to movie day since 1934.

Brian Leahy

Coronet: We're an anagram of "Toe Corn"

Karl Hamann

Shoot! Guess I leftt this one too long!