Battle for the Lost Planet (Extended Preview) (Patreon)

When Harry Trent runs afoul of some Rent-A-Cops, he escapes in the most sensible way: by blasting off into space in a stolen ship. There’s just one thing he didn’t count on: he can’t return for five years! It’s unclear why, something about elliptical orbits or something. Who are we, Galileo Brahe??

Fortunately, Harry uses the unforced time to better himself as a person, teach himself new skills, and broaden his mind. We're just kidding; he paints a face on his space-pillow and humps it.

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