Talkin' BABY GHOST (Patreon)

Hello Traxillanians. Kevin here. In this spirited round, we continue with (finish off / become nauseated by) our self-proclaimed two-movie SUMMER OF ESTEVEZ, with Baby Ghost.

Now, it may already be obvious to you that we’ve been putting off this title for quite some time, all the while being egged on by our own Conor Lastowka to do this companion piece to Rollergator, another reeking Conor pick.

But why do we dwell on this title? Simply put, yet again we believe we've found THE WORST MOVIE WE’VE EVER RIFFED. How can we say this? Well, friends, l listen while we go into the metaphysics of bad, and realize that it is the worst for the simple fact that we have not riffed a worse film, and in fact every other movie we’ve riff is, by some measure, better. It is a certainty, like the firmness of the earth or the sunrise at dawn. We applied a variant of Occam’s Razor - when you eliminate all the better films, the one remaining is the worst.

...for now at least. We’re still pretty early in the year.

-kwm

You can download this video here.