Extended preview: THINGS (Patreon)

Howdy, Traxians! Brand new to the site it's THINGS! It's a cult classic that we've gotten many, many requests for in the past, and we're pleased to say that it's here! And it's also quite possibly THE WORST "MOVIE" WE'VE EVER DONE.

It almost feels wrong to call Things a movie. Things is more of an experience. It opens with a basement nightmare — at least, we hope it’s a nightmare — then eases into the main action of two bored Canadian guys trying to kill time in a dingy house while their buddy Doug sits in the next room. They find a tape in the freezer full of demonic recordings. They put tap water in their beer to make it better. They make a cockroach sandwich. And, eventually, some Things show up from another dimension. They’re bug monsters that don’t move because they’re not even puppets. The hosers go to battle with the bugs, using tiny chainsaws and drills. Meanwhile the movie goes to battle with your senses, as you try to make sense of what you’re seeing and hearing. Fortunately, we’re here to help guide you, or at least share in the “HUH?”

The movie itself is rated TV-MA for language, gore, nudity, graphic violence, and also for containing the movie THINGS. The Extended Preview comes in hot, once again, so don't say we didn't warn you! 

I'd normally say "Enjoy!" here but that might not be the best word for it.  So...

Observe! 

- Erik

Get the riff at the link above, or download this preview here.