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Help us choose an MP3 riff reward for the 2023 Kickstarter!

  • The Karate Kid 63
  • National Treasure 223
  • The NeverEnding Story 109
  • E.T. The Extra Terrestrial 62
  • The Beastmaster 238
  • 2023-02-20
  • —2023-03-14
  • 695 votes
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Well hey there, Traxians! Our Kickstarter is well underway, so now we're readying another batch of stretch rewards! And once again, we need your help.

A perennial addition for us, "Just the Jokes" riffs for blockbuster movies always scratch the itch that we can't quite reach with the usual B-movie fare; and including them as Kickstarter stretch rewards in campaigns past has allowed us to riff on some movies that we might not be able to do normally. But there are so many movies we've still yet to riff, that we can't decide which one we should make as our third stretch reward. That's where you all come in!

Pick the ONE movie you'd most like to see riffed from the list below. We'd be okay riffing any of them, really, but let us know which one you think most deserves to get the treatment. Let your voice be heard! We'll add the winner as our 3rd "Just the Jokes" stretch reward.

We're planning on announcing the new stretch goals tomorrow (March 8), so we'll close this poll in one week, on Tuesday, March 14th. Then, we'll inform the rest of the Kickstarter community about which movie Traxians have chosen.

Thank you!

NOTE: The Karate Kid in this poll is the original 1984 film.

Comments

Zerocool

How are there other options besides Beastmaster? 🤣

Jordan Jepson

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Oh, I can't do that here? Well then I guess I'll just pick The Neverending Story. They're all gold but that was the most recent I'd seen.

Jonathan Jones

I’m a simple man, I see a Nick Cage movie and I vote for it

Brian E. Lindstrand

Come on, it has to be BEASTMASTER. "Now I know why they called the show V!"

Daisy Bateman

These are all solid choices, but National Treasure is the one I want to see the most with a riff. It's an art, not a science.

Rebecca Beiderwell

It was a tough choice between Beastmaster and National Treasure. I went Beastmaster, but I'm glad to see I was not alone in that thought. (Please don't make me watch ET again, that jerk ET terrified me as a kid and it terrifies me as an adult).

Tracy Palma

I was about to go with National Treasure but then I saw Beastmaster. It was a cable tv and HBO staple in the '80s (HBO=Hey, Beastmaster's On) like Krull, so I have to vote for it.

AussieDragoon

There's no Terry Silver, but we need to go back to where it all started. BONZAI!

Gordon Snow

Had to go with BM....err Beastmaster but, if Cage wins, i won't be mad.

Jason

By Dar's will! It shall be Beastmaster!

David Baldwin

I was all in on Karate Kid until I got to Beastmaster.

mewster

Nic Cage for the win...or whatever that would be.

Matt Stetz

I have to know. Is this the 1984 Karate Kid or the 2010 Karate Kid?

Elizabeth Meredith

I've been wanting a riff of National Treasure for a long time, plus NICK CAGE ftw. But yeah, if the Beastmaster wins, we all win, lol.

Cj Kyle

Please don't make me watch a Nick Cage movie. Please. I beg of you. 😭

Y 2 Krankor

To me, Beastmaster is low-hanging fruit. Let's go for Drew Barrymore saying "Penisbreath"!!!!

Mathew Wilber

Ralph Macchio has a lot of joke potential.

Chris Bird

Beastmaster is one of my favorite movies

Travis Arnold

Beastmaster, if only to pave the way for a riff of Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time, where the hammy main villain is played by none other than WINGS HAUSER!

Noah K. Sturdevant

Beastmaster. Furries with abs vs Rip Torn. What could go wrong?

Aoxian

What a great list of movies; when I saw Beastmaster and my heart skipped a beat, I knew it was the one.

Justin Wingate

Aww no Space Jam this time? :( Oh well, either one of these films will do fine either way.

andimalloutofbubblegum

Nicolas motherfucking Cage! Plus, it's the only way you'll get me to watch a Jon Voight movie for obvious reasons. Looking at you, Anaconda!

Adorabrooke

I am here for any of these, but Beastmaster and National Treasure would be my top choices.

Cheryl Rosen

Can you Riff Princess Bride one of the days? Love the funny lines on the already funny lines!

Anthony Altieri

Can we PLEASE finally get the mp3 of the Doctor Who show? Or... any comment on if it will be released at all... ever?

Mighty Jack

The Beastmaster stands out as the most obvious movie to riff, not just out of this list but out of any other movie EVER! Bold comment, I'm aware but if you search your heart you know it to be true.

Matt Stetz

i Agree with Eleventh Letter. How have the percentages not changed in 5 days? How is National Treasure still 2 percent behind Beast Master?

Tyler Goodison

An All of the Above option would be awesome. Keep up the amazing work Rifftrax Crew!