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EDIT: Probably too late for an edit here, and it's probably my own fault for not being clear, but not looking for jokes here, just stuff that might be fun to discuss

Hey Traxians, Conor here. We have dedicated tomorrow's Hangin' Out session to ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS, so you should ask some questions in the comments here.

"Hey Conor, what makes a good question?"

Well, I'm very glad you asked, guy in the back of the room who looks suspiciously like me with big bush mustache. Here's what we'd like more of!

-Weird hypotheticals:  If the utility company agreed to waive your water bill on the condition that all the toilets in the house required you to climb up a three rung ladder in order to sit on them, would you do it.

-Things to argue about: Which version of "Can't Hardly Wait" by The Replacements is better, album version w/ horns or "The Tim Version".

-Life advice: Are you thinking of changing careers? Getting a tattoo? Popping the question? Installing ladders next to your toilets to get a weird benefit from the utility? Let us help make your decisions!

-Weird Andy Rooney rants: How could baseball win back viewers? What are the ethics of lying about your airplane boarding group? What's up with those recumbent bike weirdos? We love ranting, give us something to rant about!

Please fill up the comments with your questions. Anything along the lines of "When are you going to riff ____" will not be acknowledge.

Note from Erik: To participate in tomorrow's live Q&A you must be a Super or Ultra Traxian! We'll post the recorded webinar for all Traxians a little later.

Comments

Boba_Fettuccinee

Can you each name two wild animals that you could take on in a fight?

shannon Harding

I recently bought 'Naked Lunch ' by William s. Burroughs at a libray sale. If I tell a friend would that be more impressive than he getting the first two season of 'Ugly Betty' for 6 dollars at th same sale?

Adorabrooke

What is your favorite holiday and why is it Halloween?

Jennifer Rasmussen

How can I be more outgoing and likeable at business networking events? Especially important question because my boss thinks I am attending an online networking event that happens to be at the same time as this webinar...

Joshua McGovern

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Jennifer Rasmussen

Who wrote which chapters of the Naked Clone and why are your chapters better than everyone else's?

Steve Barton

You folks are professional comedians and/or comic writers, so my guess is that when you are working (and not on camera or mic) that your reaction to new comic material is kind of restrained, along the lines of "Ah, that IS a good one..." etc, etc. So, do y'all remember any times when a Rifftrax joke-in-the-works or a candidate-Rifftrax movie moment made you giggle or laugh uncontrollably? Thank you, I'll sit down now.

Sean-Casey King

In the category of weird questions that get asked in job interviews and college interviews: - How many pigs are there in China? - Why are manhole covers round?

Lazarus Xavier

"When are you going to riff BLANK?" "Don't you worry about BLANK, let me worry about BLANK."

Ian Kobe

What's a "Dua Lipa"? Is it like a "sampo"?

Colin Foster

How much wood could a Chuck Woolery chuck if Chuck Woolery could chuck wood?

celladwella

What was your most and least favorite movies to riff? And do you riff at home with your spouses when watching nonRifftrax movies.

Garance A Drosehn

Where would you prefer to move to: Fairbanks Alaska (pop 95,655) or Sunrise Florida (pop 96,306)?

Garance A Drosehn

When temperatures get uncomfortable, Do you prefer weather that's too hot or too cold?

E. Lee King III

when Bill tells Kevin "i hate you" constantly is he really serious?

Matt Stetz

Would you consider wearing adult diapers to cut down on bathroom breaks?

Matt Stetz

Is it true that water Skiing was invented in Minnesota?

Matt Stetz

How do I pick the right numbers to win the lottery jackpot?

William Cheng

I'm often struck by how genuine some of the laughter during riffs sounds, despite presumably hearing it several times before during rehearsals. So I was wondering if any of these jokes are improvised on the spot during the final recording? Or was the delivery of the joke during the final recording done in a different way that caught you off guard? Or are the jokes so damn funny that you can't help but laugh every time?

Donna McNeil

Who is more popular in Denver, Sean Thomason or Conor Lastoka?

Jennifer Kahler

What day is Nov 7rd?😝 From RiffTrax email "Now that you've handled your civic duty, it's now your obligation to get 20% off riffs* through Election Day, November 7rd, at 11:59PM PT - no coupon code required!"

Jeff H Crowther Jr

Was the "Baby Moose" short a psychological experiment by Canadian intelligence to test the Mandela effect?

Y 2 Krankor

Why does Virginia let Bill wear a tie with a t-shirt?

Matt Stetz

How do I finally kill the monster in my dreams?

Matt Stetz

Why do you hate puns so much?

Paul Lenoue

If you were to make a sequel to "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" using only characters from your riffs, who would be on your team?

Jeffrey Leonard Greek

Why are mustard packets so much harder to open than ketchup packets?

JT Corbin

Remake The Room with the Rifftrax crew as the cast. Who's cast as who and who's getting the honor of writing and directing to make it even better?

JAMES MCDAID

Are fat tires on bicycles cool enough looking to justify their inefficiency?

JAMES MCDAID

When you can't think of a word and then it suddenly pops into your head, do you ever see it first in your mind's eye, and if so, what font is it in?

JAMES MCDAID

Would you watch a remake of "I Love Lucy" with Jen Psaki and Marie Harf as Lucy and Ethel?

Matt Stetz

Whizzo the Clown or Bozo the Clown?

JAMES MCDAID

Was Lucille Ball's character "Iron Man Carmichael" the inspiration for the Black Sabbath song "Iron Man"?

Drew Lovelock

How does Tom reach the pedels in a jet do they use blocks and does Nick Nolte think the book is real or one of his blackouts. And happy belated birthday to all the masters riffers

Drew Lovelock

And who had taco bell for lunch I suffer enough with Justin Trudeau this is riff chat not ripp chat

Dustin Waline

What Rifftrax classic could be improved by replacing a character with Nicolas Cage?

The Jason Ray Show

How do you decide which past RiffTrax/MST3K to do Live?

David Elkin-Bram

My employer has some policies around preserving institutional knowledge and ensuring business continuity should someone be hit by a proverbial bus, and someone else needs to step into their role. Does RiffTrax consider these sort of things? Apprenticeships? Mentoring? Something else?

The Jason Ray Show

Will RiffTrax Live: The Guy from Harlem ever be a thing !?!

Mike O'Moore

Lately, I've been a big fan of your shorts more than the movies because for the shorts, you're going back to the 40's and and 50's (Capt. Marvel rocks) but the movies are of the 80's and 90's vintage and they don't seem as fun. Any chance you guys can do some older movies?

Drew Lovelock

Have you guys ever did a movie on the fly if so was it difficult not jumping in on each other

Drew Lovelock

Can someone please tell me why every time they raced it was same song it was the 80's where's honeymoon suite

Lori Gentry

Hey guys, since y'all are fantastic at creating original music, what movie (past or future even) would y'all love to insert you fellas' original track? Thank y'all for all y'all do❤️

Mike Florek

Kiss, kill, or marry? 1) Dunking a donut in coffee. 2) Dunking an Oreo in milk. 3) Dipping a grilled cheese in tomato soup.

Noah K. Sturdevant

When is a podcast or book of riffing related stuff coming? We need an amazing colossal episode guide/audiobook.

The Jason Ray Show

Will this be available to us that couldn’t be there live!?!

Ellen Ganopoulos

Am I the only person who thinks that the devil played his fiddle much better than Johnny did and his soul should have been cast into perdition?