April 2023 - Q&A Session (Part 2) (Patreon)

Hey guys 👋Here's the second part of the Q&A session with the characters, this part specifically focusing on the ROs. 😁 

Sorry for the wait and I hope you guys enjoy this one as well 🥰 Let me know what you guys think below in the comments or in the patreon channels in Discord!

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ASH, RIN, SANTANA, SKYLAR

Ash, Rin, Santana, and Skylar are all sitting on the plush couch that seems to be only meant for three adults max. Rin is sitting at the rightmost part with Ash leaning on the handrest next to them. Santana sits in the middle and to their left, sits Skylar, who is currently browsing through their phone.

Rin tries to shove Ash from their perch on the handrest.

Ash: “What the hell are you doing?”

Rin: “Trying to get some personal space here. Can’t you just stand around the room or something?”

Ash: “Hell no, I’m not doing that. I already let you have the seat on the sofa. I’m not giving up the handrest too.”

Skylar: [groans] “They really should buy a bigger couch or maybe one or two more armchairs. It’s so tight here.”

Ash: “Maybe you should stand up like me as well, then.”

Skylar: “No, thanks. I prefer to be seated instead, even if it’s a little tight.”

Ash: [scoffs] “As expected from a pampered, rich, and selfish superhero.”

Skylar: “Hey! I’m not selfish!”

Santana: “C’mon guys. Let’s not fight before the interview—or ever actually, but I’ll settle for the entire interview.” [sighs]

Suddenly, the door clicks open, bringing everyone’s attention to the Interviewer, who is walking over to the armchair.

Interviewer: [sits down] “Good afternoon, guys! Are you ready for more questions?”

A mix of enthused and unenthused responses can be heard from the four interviewees.

Interviewer: [claps] “Alright, like in the previous interview, we’ll start with the… tamer and individual questions. First, a question for Ash—”

Ash: [groans] “Of course, it’s always me.”

Interviewer: “As we know, you’ve been raised by Luka along with MC for years now, do you think of him as a father figure?”

Ash: “Of course… My real father died a long time ago, back when I was still too young to remember anything. But, I’m lucky because I have Uncle Viktor and Uncle Luka, and yeah, both of them are father figures to me. There, now go bother the others, preferably them.” [points to Skylar]

Skylar: “Unlike you, I’m always happy to answer questions from my fans.”

Interviewer: “Huh, nice timing because I indeed have some questions directed for Skylar. First question: What could your partner do that would absolutely break your heart?”

Skylar: “Hmmm… I’ve never thought too much about it, to be honest.” [taps chin thoughtfully] “Cheating, that’s for sure. I know I may not give off the vibe, but I swear, I’m a loyal and devoted partner! And I would just like to be treated the same by my partner.” [pouts] “What a downer question to start the interview with. Next question, please.”

Interviewer: [nods] “Second question: How do you act when you miss your S/O?”

Skylar: [sighs and leans back dramatically] “Oh, like if they’re traveling somewhere for a few days? I’ll make sure to video call them at the very least once everyday and text them a lot. And can’t forget to post Facegram stories and posts with some poetry to let them know that I miss them.”

Ash: “Oh my God, you are one of those people.”

Skylar: “What do you mean ‘those people’? What people?” [offended]

Rin: “You know, the ones who always post annoying status and update about your relationship.”

Ash: “Exactly! No one cares.”

Skylar: “Uh, I think you’ll find a lot of people in this city do care or have you forgotten that I’m a pretty famous superhero and child of the mayor?”

Ash: “Ugh…” [face scrunches in disgust]

Rin: “A word of advice, you might want to try separating your private and public life more. Would do you good in the future.” [shrugs]

Skylar: “You two are no fun. Santana, you’re a pretty romantic person, right? You understand me, don’t you?” [sends puppy eyes Santana’s way]

Santana: “Uh, I’m all for grand gestures of affection, but I also like to keep it private—Well, not like I have any public presence at all anyway. So, sorry.” [smiles apologetically]

Skylar: “Well, now you guys are just ganking on me. This is bullying!” [whines]

Interviewer: “It’s a bit extra for me too, but I don’t think you need my opinion on it. So, the next question is still for Skylar: What is your most embarrassing memory? And the sender kindly specifies that it could either be SFW or NSFW.”

Skylar: “Ooh, embarrassing memory, huh? Lemme think on it for a sec.” [strokes their chin thoughtfully] “Ah! This one’s kinda NSFW, at least the context is, but I’ll try to explain it as cleanly as possible.”

Rin: “I’m surprised. I thought you’ll say none, seeing your sky-high level of confidence and shamelessness even.”

Skylar: [nods] “I know, right? But at the end of the day, I’m only human. One time, during a spicy time, I accidentally phased through them and fell straight through the bed. If I had not regained my composure and stopped myself in time, I would have probably phased through the floor and given whoever was on the floor below a shock.” [laughs]

Santana: [under their breath] “Jesus.”

Interviewer: “Well, this last individual question is for both Santana and Skylar. Again.”

Santana sits up straighter while Skylar just grins.

Interviewer: “The question is: How do the two of you feel about the fact that MC is a mafia heir?”

Skylar: “I don’t really want people to judge me based on my family, so I won’t do that to MC as well. MC has been pretty nice so far and I’m pretty sure it’s their uncle and grandfather who want them to continue the family trade. Maybe MC will decide to do something else and pick their own future?”

Santana: [nods] “I agree with Skylar. Plus—and I know how crazy this may sound—but… MC’s family is not really the worst people in the city. As long as they don’t really hurt innocent people, I think I don’t mind? I don’t know…”

Interviewer: “Next up, a question for Santana. What came to your mind when you first noticed that MC had put a red heart next to their name in your contact list?”

Ash: “What?” [glares at Santana]

Santana: [blushes slightly] “O—Oh, uh… I just thought it’s how MC texts… Isn’t it?”

Interviewer: “Sure, sure. It’s only how MC prefers to text.” [smirks]

Santana: [coughs] “Well, either way, it does make it easier to see and find them among all the other names.”

Interviewer: [chuckles as they read the next thing on their paper] “Oh, this one’s good. Just gonna read one comment for you, Santana, before we move on to the questions for all of you.”

Santana: “For me?” [points to themself]

Interviewer: “Yup! It says, ‘Oh, oh, I wanna know what Santana thinks about being a poor little meow meow that needs to be spoiled and given kisses and love, my little blorbo, my most beloved pathetic little wet man, my tired baby girl.’”

Santana: “Poor little meow meow? Do—Do I look like a cat? Also, what does little blorbo mean? I don’t think I’ve heard of the term before.”

Interviewer: “I don’t know as well, but I’m pretty sure it’s a term of endearment.”

Skylar: [leans forward slightly to get a better look at Santana] “Huh, I can actually see the cat thing.”

Santana: “I’m really sure I don’t look like a cat at all and I don’t need a mirror to know that.”

Skylar: “Oh, I didn’t mean like literally. But you’ve got the sad cat vibes indeed.”

Santana: [sighs before chuckling quietly] “I must say, I’m flattered by the sentiment, but I’m okay. You don’t need to baby me or anything.”

Skylar: “Your loss. I, for one, would love every chance to get spoiled.”

Interviewer: “Alright, time for a couple of questions directed at all of you. First question: what is your comfort food?”

Ash: “My mom’s shepherd pie.” [sighs sadly] “I’ve been trying to replicate it from other recipes online, but I haven’t been successful so far.”

Rin: [pats Ash’s back in sympathy] “If you need any help or advice, let me know.”

Ash: [turns to glance at Rin with gratitude] “Thanks. So, you are capable of being not annoying, after all.”

Rin: “Don’t jinx it.” [turns attention back to the Interviewer] “My comfort food is ramen. It’s one of the first few foods I asked my mom to teach me and show me how to make it.”

Santana: “Paella, any kind really, but none beats the one my mom makes though.” [rubs their stomach] “Now I’m craving it.”

Skylar: “Damn, you all have your mother’s cooking as comfort food—as you should, honestly—meanwhile my mom can’t cook to save her life.” [sighs dramatically] “Well, let’s just say my comfort food is well-cooked steak, then. It almost always manages to lift my mood up.”

Interviewer: “Another food-related question: What do you like to eat for breakfast?”

Skylar: “Ooh, this one’s easier! Eggs. All kinds of eggs, depending on my mood that morning, of course. Scrambled, sunny-side up, omelet, soft-boiled, poached, you name it.”

Ash: “You do look like an egg person.”

Skylar: “What does that even mean?”

Ash: [ignores Skylar’s comment] “I’m not really that picky. But I’ll always enjoy good ol’ bacon or sausage to get me started in the morning.”

Rin: [shakes head and tuts softly] “You shouldn’t eat too much-processed meat. It’s not good for your health, you know?”

Ash: “Still healthier than my job, to be honest.” [snickers]

Rin: [rolls their eyes] “Well, whenever I have time to actually cook my own breakfast, I usually go with tamagoyaki, white rice, and miso soup, or I’ll simply make some onigiri.”

Santana: “For me, it’s just a simple sandwich or panini that this little local coffee shop  near my apartment sells.”

Interviewer: “One final question before we move on to the spicier ones.”

Ash groans loudly.

Interviewer: “What do you all think about cheese?”

Ash: “Really? Another food-related question? What’s happening?”

Rin: “Overrated. There are some foods that don’t need cheese to be added to them, but people are doing it because everybody’s supposed to love cheese, right? Well, no. If they don’t fit, don’t add it.”

Ash: “Huh, that’s one of the few times I’ve seen you speak about something so passionately before. I mean, cheese is okay in my book. I’m not crazy about it, nor do I hate it.” [shrugs]

Santana: “I like cheese, in moderation, of course. But same as what Ash said, you won’t find me raving about it to other people, although I kinda think they make some food just taste better.”

Skylar: “No way you guys are so ambivalent about cheese. It’s awesome and it’s great! This is between all of you and me, but I usually eat some of those shredded cheese in packages raw, just like that. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine. It still tastes good though.”

Rin sends Skylar a judgmental look mixed with disgust but decides to keep whatever they thought to themself.

Rin: “I’ve heard enough. Move on to the next question, please.”

Interviewer: “Now, we come to the fun part.” [rubs hands devilishly] “These upcoming questions will all be what I labeled as spice. They will be pretty explicit, so be warned.”

Ash: “Oh no…. Not this shit again!” [facepalms]

Skylar: “Yeah, baby! My time to shine.” [grins widely]

Interviewer: “Also, since there are quite a lot of them, let’s keep the banter to the minimum this time, alright? I still have somewhere to be.” [checks watch real quick] “Like usual, we’ll start with questions for one person. So, Ash.”

Ash: “Of fucking course, it’s me!”

Interviewer: “Do you eat ASS? And yes, they do put in ass in all caps.”

Ash: “DO I WHAT?!” [face reddening]

Interviewer: “Eat ASS.”

Skylar: [cackles] “Well, answer the question! We’re dying to hear the answer here.”

Rin: [nods] “Although, I might already know what they’ll say.”

Ash: [scoffs] “Oh, yeah, smartypants? How about you answer it for me, then?”

Rin: “Sure. The answer is yes if it’s MC’s ass and no for any other person’s ass.”

Ash: [chokes and coughs] “T—That is actually right.” [scratches neck in embarrassment] “Other people can kiss MY ass instead.”

Skylar: “Both figuratively and literally?” [snickers]

Ash glares at Skylar and before they can come up with a riposte, the Interviewer quickly moves on to the next question.

Interviewer: “This question is still for Ash and I suppose it’s gotta do with the previous question. It says, ‘Do you like having your ass eaten?’ And the sender has kindly made sure to make it clear that eaten by MC of course.”

Ash: “W—Well, I’m not sure how it will feel, so I can’t say whether I like it. But I’ll be more than happy to let MC try it, of course.” [tries to hide their face]

Rin: “Sounds about right and expected.”

Santana: [whispers] “Knew it…”

Interviewer: [turns the paper over, eyebrows raised in surprise] “Oh, turns out those two questions are for the rest of you too. The asker just intentionally wrote it as if they are only directed at Ash because it’d be funny.” [chuckles]

Skylar: “Oh, that’s smart. Nice one. Anyway, my answer for both of those questions is: hell yeah!”

Ash: [in the flattest voice ever] “Oh wow, who would’ve guessed?”

Santana: “I have never tried any of that before, but sure, I’ll be willing to give both a shot at least once.” [shrugs]

Rin: “Well, I certainly don’t mind having my ass eaten by MC, but don’t expect me to do the same.”

Skylar: [gasps] “That’s so selfish!”

Rin: “I’m not forcing MC to do it in the first place.”

Interviewer: “Alright, alright, guys. Time for the next question. How loud are you when doing the… deed?”

Skylar: “Oh, I can be loud if the sex is good. But usually, reasonably loud? Don’t expect me to scream my head off most of the time, though.” [laughs]

Rin: “Well, if MC can even make me lift my voice higher than quiet little moans, then they must be really good then.”

Santana: “Uh, I always try to be cognizant of how loud I am even when not doing… spicy stuff. The walls of my apartment are pretty flimsy.” [chuckles, scratching the back of their head in embarrassment]

Ash: “I—I don’t know, alright?! I’m just… it’s at the normal level? Just fucking move on to the next one.”

Interviewer: “Well, unfortunately for you, the next one might be a bit worse. How do you react to MC being loud?”

Skylar: “Hehe… Good. That means I’m doing good, am I? Fuck what the neighbors think.” [laughs]

Rin: [raises an eyebrow in amusement] “Figuratively, I hope.”

Skylar just shrugs.

Santana: “Well, I don’t really mind MC being loud. But my neighbors might, and unlike Skylar, I couldn’t just go find another apartment easily like that. So, hopefully, we can just do the steamy stuff in MC’s penthouse instead.”

Rin: “I love MC being loud for me, and I’ll make sure they do that.” [smirks]

Ash: “Well, I love MC’s voice, so I don’t really mind MC being loud. And—as painful it is to admit this—I agree with Skylar’s point.” [sighs]

Skylar just grins smugly.

Interviewer: “So, none of you really have a problem with being loud in bed, huh? Makes sense, I suppose” [looks down to see the next question] “Next question: what are your reactions to MC going commando?”

Skylar: “Ooh, kinky. Maybe we both can go commando.”

Santana: “I don’t know how to feel about that… Maybe not the best considering under some circumstances, it can quickly become an accidental case of public indecency.”

Rin: “Nope. They better go wear some underwear right now and not embarrass me in front of my guests.”

Ash: “I don’t really like it.” [frowns] “I don’t want anyone else getting a glimpse, even by accident!”

Interviewer: “Valid concerns, actually. Oh, except for Skylar, I suppose, who’s just horny.”

Skylar: “Hey!”

Interviewer: “Moving on. Just give me quick answers for the next couple of questions. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?”

Rin: “Tie somebody up.”

Skylar: “Don’t mind both, actually.”

Santana: “Same as Skylar, but I slightly prefer to tie somebody up.”

Ash: “Uh… I’m kinda reluctant to tie MC because I don’t want to accidentally hurt them. But, if they want to try tying me up instead… then that’s okay. I can take it.” [mutters shyly]

Rin, Santana, and Skylar all look at them in amazement, causing Ash to swivel their head and snarl.

Ash: “What the fuck are you all looking at me like that for?! Mind your own damn business!”

Interviewer: “Yeah, this is a free-of-judging zone. Last question, finally. What are your favorite erogenous zones?”

Skylar: “All of them.” [tries to keep a straight face before bursting out laughing] “Well, definitely the genital and chest area. The neck is good too.”

Rin: “Chest and genital areas.”

Santana: “Chest and the neck, I think?”

Ash: “Genital and chest.”

Interviewer: [sets the stack of papers onto their lap and sighs] “And we’re done! Finally! Thank you so much for taking the time to come here and answer the questions!”

Skylar: “Oh, always a pleasure!” [charming smile]

Ash: “No, it’s not.” [frowns]

The group gets up from their seat. Skylar is stretching their limbs while the others are already making their way toward the door.

Skylar: “Man, I’m craving some ice cream right now. Any one of you wanna join?”

Santana: “Well, I’d love to but I gotta go back to the station. So, sorry about that.”

Rin: [checks the time] “I have another meeting to attend, so I can’t.”

Skylar: “How about you, grumpy redhead?” [turns to Ash]

Ash: “Nah, gotta go meet up with MC and Uncle Luka.”

Skylar: “Aww man, you guys are no fun at all. Such workaholics.”