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"Gwen that is not a web shooter you are packing down there, that is a cream dispenser" 

"Sorry Aunt May, but you can help yourself to more if you want" 

It's a mad multiverse out there, and if Jonah Jameson can have the same face in two different universes, pretty sure there is another Aunt May that looks like Marissa Tomei out there and she is still alive and well.