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There was just something special about Eleanor. She didn't need emotional support or my validation despite her being a bit... Worried about people's opinions on our age difference in her being five years older then me.

But to be frank, she was a total hug slut. When we were together at my place and in the privacy of said home. My face was buried in her fantastic Tsunade level tits and I abused the fuck out of my Deathbed Companion perk to give her the best soul deep hugs.

"I missed you Akari." Eleanor whispered softly as she rocked a bit back and forth in my arms.

"Were you busy while I was gone?" I asked quietly.

Eleanor who had wrapped her arms around my form as my face was buried in her chest took a soft inhale of my hair before she spoke detachedly. "Yes, I had to do some anbu work while you were gone. Hmm, I can talk about it, but it's nothing enjoyable to talk about."

Knowing that with the war coming up, her Anbu work was likely the darker work of weakening Grass that we were aiming to invade I just nodded in understanding though I said.

"If you need or want to talk about it... I am all ears." I finished a bit jokingly and made my kitsune ears atop my head twitch and gently tap Eleanor's face.

At my joke but still heartfelt offer, Eleanor snorted and said with fond amusement. "That is a terrible joke. But I will keep it in mind, Akari... So, how many naked women did you see while hanging around Jiraiya?" 

For a brief moment, I stiffened at the very reasonable fear of my 'gf' twisting my head off before I said honestly. "Jirayia had me train by hiding out of the sight of the women we spied on in the baths... So I honestly have no idea, though I didn't particularly enjoy it as it was a weird thing to do."

Eleanor sniffed, and I felt her arms tighten a smidge around me with warning as she said clearly. "Well, those games are best done well outside of Konoha... If you spy on the bath's in here, you are likely to get beaten half to death. That or if you spy on a particular clan girl, that clan may very well force you to marry her for her own honor!"

My lips twitched at the thought of like spying on Hinata Hyuga and the Hyuga clan forcing me to marry their heiress... Hell with Hanabi being the spare, it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't approach me to get some of the sweet 'Senju' genes added to their bloodline.

Konoha was already a low-key natural eugenics pool with the best ninjas and bloodlines seeking matching partners.

"I wasn't going to do any peeping anyway." I grumbled before I sat up with Eleanor, sending me a look of betrayal in ending the hug before she inhaled as I sent a hand up her thick armless sweater and palmed one of her large breasts.

"After all, why would I need to look elsewhere when I have you at home." I said a bit teasingly as my hand squeezed the large scoop of heaven with her snorting at my cheesy line.

Eleanor rolled her eye's and just hummed in thought before she held my hand that was clutching her breast to keep it there before she turned around and sat in my lap with her taking my other hand and pushing it under her sweater in clear invitation as she relaxed against me.

And as I began massaging both of her breasts... And she moaned with comfort, I realized this also counted as a 'hug' with how my arms and hands were around her. 

'Gotta wonder how these girls will react when I actually have sex with them as a lover's embrace is very much a form of a hug.' I mused before Eleanor broke me out of my thoughts as she asked huskily.

"So, this Kaori and Kiyome Uchiha, any kind of missions you want to go for before you all get shipped off to the Chunin Exams?" 

Eleanor's scent filled my nose with how close we were, and I had to collect my thoughts before I said, unsurely. "Honestly, the two are decent enough in straight combat in all fields. But we aren't good at tracking or defensive style missions."

But then I felt the Celestial Grimoire shift in my soul and as it pulled down a perk. I could feel my body shifting again, similar to when I gained the inheritance of a kitsune... But it felt different.

Then my mind filled with the information of the perk and I froze.

[Incomparable Beauty- You are the Helen of Troy of your time. Lords or Ladies all over the continent would be willing to fight and die for you, just for the chance to meet you and prove their worth. Your beauty will never truly fade, only change with age. From your blossoming in your youth to almost ripe old age, you will be considered the most beautiful there is and maybe ever was. Your mere presence will enthrall the minds of most who are weak of will. This beauty may be applied to any form, no matter how strange.]

But there was one little snag in this, I was already made even more handsome/beautiful in becoming a kitsune that had my form given a supernatural airbrushed look. To say nothing of the Hourai Elixer also making it so I wouldn't age past my prime as well.

I continued to massage Eleanor's breasts before I said quietly. "Please excuse me Eleanor, I need to check on something."

And before she could react I used the substitution jutsu with a pillow across the couch I saturated with my chakra, and as I moved from behind her... I could hear her gasp in shock at seeing my side profile.

But I just all but sprinted to my bedroom to get to my large mirror to see the damage. And as I got into my room, I could only freeze in shock and dismay as I almost cried out at my insanely good looks.

My dark brown hair had changed to a glistening and shimmering wine red that reflected the littlest of light, my previous black eyes were now gleaming onyx gems. My skin was a pale jade alabaster that almost made me think I was fucking going to sparkle if I walked into the sunlight.

My muscular body shape was also perfectly toned and reshaped with my jaw line, nose becoming a perfect tapestry of 'almost' perfection that avoided the uncanny valley effect not by imperfections but by natural beauty.

'Oh my god... I became the damned jade beauty!' I screamed internally as I turned slowly to Eleanor, who was at the door of my bedroom and looking at me in an utter daze with her muttering quietly "break... break... break." As she failed to break the genjutsu on herself.

I helplessly laughed and said weakly. "Ahhh, ahaha I think a kami of beauty decided to play a prank on me!"

And with unfocused eye's Eleanor sealed my fate as she muttered without thought. "More like they gave a gift to all who can see you." 

'Oh shit... I have to meet Kaori, Kiyome, and my new mystery Jonin teacher tomorrow.' I thought alarmed before I ran past Eleanor, who weakly tried to grab me to do lewd things, probably. But I just ran to the basement to find Quelaag.

If I were to become a jade beauty, I was going to literally need a veil to not get sexually assaulted in the streets of Konoha now!

Comments

ExodiaTheForbiddenOne

This man just cannot catch a single break he’s slowly becoming the perfect husband for Amaterasu and izanami

ZeroLink21

Oh my God you got me laugh out loud for real lol tftc

Dustier7

So like it’s straight up confirmed that at this point Akari is the Jade like beauty with an otherworldly heaven sent power and physique that all higher beings fiend and lust after. All we need now is for the heavens chosen/slave to notice akari and start the adventure of a life time trying to tap his ass as Akari continues to evade being chained to a bed while tearing his hair out at the grimoire giving him immortality and beauty perks KEKW

asdo

Wonder if Quelaag gonna be affected?

Bio_Bill

Hopefully Jiraiya doesn't decide that peeping on the 'trap' you now are is a better idea than peeping on women.

Hmm is it time

Thanks for the chapter looking forward to more.

Slayer 10321

Lol. The Grimoire just loves fucking with Akari, doesn't it? And he hasn't even gotten any of the Cultivation Perks. Cultivation already removes every single physical flaw you have and turns you into a Jade Beauty. So imagine that stacked on top of his 'Helen of Troy' Perk and whatever other beauty Perks he gets in the future.

Azazyel

Can't forget that any intimacy with Akari makes the partner... Or partner's stronger

Azazyel

She just falls out of her web

Dustier7

Ofc ofc how could I forget that Akari has the Supreme Yin Yang Returning heavenly body physique

Iori Daemona Angel

Oh fuck, wars are going to start because the daughters of the Daimyos and other clan leaders will want to get him.

Void

Half face mask like kakashi

Bishop7053

Kushina is gonna take one look at him and decide she needs a certain itch scratched after all this time. Then he gets tied down with chains and her bed and his hips broken

ExodiaTheForbiddenOne

When he reveals his ability to upgrade people’s talent there’s gonna be a rumour that Akari’s kiss gives you a blessing of great fortune

Lonely Bear

I think Beauty who started a war going ninja edition The chunin exam is going to go banana and historians going to have a field day

Orchamus

😂 Omfg, he became jade beauty kitsune, Ama gonna lose her mind with want😂

Joalfl

Or both

krane 97

the perk would most likely make it work and give him the mysterious stranger vibe.

Wilson

TFTC! Ah yes, now he's an Immortal chosen of Inari, Amaterasu, and Izanami with a Jade Beauty and Hashirama genes. Wallahi his hip is finished. Literally gonna need to use mokuton to make a stick to ward of all the thirsty kunoichi/yokai/goddess and even some adventurous gods. Grimoire's taking a piss at him at this point, giving him perks for shit and giggles!

SaffireSpirit13

The Grimoire is following the Vegeta Checklist. First Immortality, then the Bitches

Rauko the varment

Now imagine if the darn grimoire gave another darned perk for it~

Rauko the varment

TFTC and this grimoire might be the death of him via snu snu at this rate!

Shiraori

Akari can't go to any public baths anymore. He would just get hit on by men and peeped on by women. Whoever is in charge of Anbu's seduction corps will now want to recruit him as well.

UR-E-GO

Lol anyone else feel like on the next gift he gets going it's going to be Boa Handcocks devil fruit ability ? I mean by this point he can ready look down on people because he is beautiful everyone should forgive him right ? 😂😂😂😆😆

Rockinalice

Now Jake understands why High level Cultivators especially those who start out at the Peak of Beauty go around completely Covered For the Good of the World but also so they can have some Normal Interactions with lower level people. The Fangirls are never going to stop chasing him. Now any time he wants to be relaxed he is going to have to make sure no one is in the Area because they might try to Cave Man him if they see him

AlphariusKerensky

The grand seducer, Akari, achieves Oyakodon with Amaterasu and Izanami.

Deep sea enjoyer

I want a pov shift to All the divine ladies fighting over him

Moonlight

Wonder how he’s going to feel when he finds out about main girl being a ops