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The wisest of men would tell you the secret to a happy life is a happy wife... The truest of secrets was that, in order to truly be living the peak of your life. You would be waking up buried face-first in some big titties.

I can proudly say. I have been starting my every day correctly with my face firmly buried in titties of several different sizes.

"Hmm, and what is my captain going to be doing today?" Tiamat said gently as she stroked the back of my head, cradling my head in her epic-worthy and bountiful chest.

I very reluctantly pulled my head out of Tiamat's chest before I yawned and said thoughtfully. "At the very least we aren't going into the dungeon. Ganyu and Xianyun need to make stronger arrows for their bows."

I was already growing much faster than my familia members, even Fillia and Ganyu who got the Maria buff/skill to be my milk maids weren't growing in stats as quickly as I was.

So I wasn't going to go in the dungeon on my own. Or with just Shenhe. That was just begging for trouble at this point.

With another yawn I stretched a bit before I looked out towards the window and saw from the intensity of the light that it was well past sunrise.

As 'sunrise' within Orario was much later than dawn, seeing as there was a three-hundred-foot-tall wall that surrounded the whole city.

"Hmm, I should go check on Xianyun and Ganyu actually. I am curious to see if they need any help." I said with Tiamat nodding.

Tiamat likewise got up with a hum of joy as she said that she would make me some breakfast and in the meantime I could go see where the rest of the Familia was.

After washing my face and cleaning up a bit I went towards Xianyun's room as she was the one who was supposed to do the forging in question.

And after knocking on her door. I was welcomed to the sight of Shenhe standing at the door in her normal get-up of a body glove clinging to her voluptuous form.

But I guess she was feeling lazy right now... As she wasn't wearing the top and bottom piece so I could easily see her nipples through the ultra-thin silk.

Shifting my gaze from those wonder's I cleared my throat and spoke as Shenhe just stared at me patiently. Clearly just waiting for me to say what I wanted.

"I was hoping I could speak with Ganyu and Xianyun? Is your master in?" 

Xianyun's voice rang out with some annoyance. "Shenhe! Do not be rude to our captain; let him in."

Shenhe just blinked before stepping back and holding the door open to me.

And as I came into the now rather cluttered room. I could see that Xianyun had already converted it into a bit of a workshop. But less of a true forge/smithy, and more of a magical workshop? 

There were weird instruments made of glowing crystals and all kinds of other odd things I had no idea the use of.

"What were you looking for this one and Ganyu for Jake?" Xianyun spoke as she regally sat up straight in a rocking chair she was sitting in. A rocking chair I knew we didn't buy and I was rather jealous of with as it was clearly made by Xianyun's own hands.

I cleared my throat before I explained that I wanted to help if I could in making some arrows for Ganyu and her.

And then I shrugged and with the Stygian Blade resting at my side already I gave it a pat and said. "On the other hand. I could also spend some of those minotaur monster cores we collected in hopes of getting you guys a powerful enchanted bow that can conjure it's own arrows."

Inwardly, I was also wondering if it was possible to just get them some magical guns or something as well.

Xianyun and Ganyu shared a look before Ganyu said thoughtfully. "Jake's sword is extremely powerful after all. A quite literal divine weapon that doesn't impede Jake's progress so long as he doesn't rely on it's large wave attacks."

"Hmm, if I get an extremely powerful spear. I want to fight you again Jake." Shenhe said coolly, reminding me how I originally beat her via her spear being shattered by my own sword.

Still Xianyun looked a bit torn at the thought of possibly wasting a bunch of money in those minotaur monster stones.

But after a moment of thought, she exhaled and said thoughtfully. "Jake. Your transformation of these monster stones to treasures won't result in us just getting nothing, right?"

To which I nodded, and she continued. "Then this one does say to just go ahead in that case."

With a pretty much complete Familia consensus for me to go ahead and indulge in my gatcha addiction. I didn't hesitate at and pushed the minotaur monster stones stored already in the gatcha systems.

[Dragonslayer Swordspear]The armament the mighty warrior, Nameless King, the heir of lightning, used to slay countless dragons. The blade is forever infused with lightning, and expending energy into the weapon allows one to call down a bolt of lightning from the skies and strengthen the lightning cloaking the blade. Increases the potency of lightning-based abilities when used as a focus.]

I stared as a large infusion of the energy from the monster stones was drained away and the final result amongst a bunch of lesser buffs, some random stat anvils, and potions of all things.

But honestly, if this gatcha was pulling from ALL gatcha's in existence then getting some magic potions wasn't exactly strange.

Still... "Well this is a giant arrow." I said with a helpless smile as I felt Shenhe's eyes laser on the spear that appeared within my free hand.

"That is indeed a mighty large arrow." Xianyun helpfully confirmed with a helpless chuckle before she continued. "I can already see it is a mighty spear Jake. If you do not mind, it will suit Shenhe quite well indeed." 

Though the thought of an 'electro' Shenhe was almost going to make me scream in autistic fury at canon being denied. I could only nod as it was only right that I give Shenhe a new, and better, spear after I broke the last one.

Comments

DarkthShadow

"Once I get a new spear, we need to fight again." Immediately pulls a new spear.

Orangebishop

I think you're missing a few updates.

Orangebishop

You could give Shenhe permanent cryo + electro attacks.

Azazyel

She is ready to throw hands!