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(#943, 7th December 2002)

There’s a trope – more apocryphal than actually seen, these days – of the serious songwriter who dismisses the crap in the charts as mere formula and hints that, were they so minded, they could churn out a hit to order too. Fortunately they have better things to do than write music they think is awful.

Not all songwriters are so selfless. Daniel Bedingfield, for instance, shut himself away with some Westlife records, figuring the path to success lay in making music he detested. Having found that making music he liked worked just as well, it’s a shame he didn’t drop the idea. Still, he was right – his calculated attempt at a pop ballad really did sell.

The curious thing about “If You’re Not The One” is that, even though it’s imitating a dreary formula, it’s actually more interesting than any Westlife records, pushing towards a level of self-doubt and self-abasement never touched by its models. That’s on Bedingfield himself, who may have the songwriting moves down but whose performance is starker and needier than the massed vocal approach the Irish boy bands use. Daniel Bedingfield doesn’t have his friends at his back, or Simon Cowell, or Cheiron, or anyone – he sounds lost and quavering, a loner trying on styles for size. Which suits the song’s reaching back into the swamp of uncertainty Bedingfield dredged “Gotta Get Through This” up from. Westlife have had their bleak moments, but they’ve never tried a lyric like “why does this distance maim my life?”.

The issue – and it’s not a problem Westlife’s banks of songwriters would have let slip through – is that this desperation never really resolves. There’s a reason, it turns out, why pop ballads rely so heavily on a big key change – it provides a kind of solution to whatever emotional dilemma the song is setting up. In this way, every Westlife track has a happy ending no matter what its lyrics do. “If You’re Not The One” doesn’t allow itself one, instead following its semi-resolution (the “You know my heart is by your side” bit) with a further plunge into doubt. It means the record trails off rather ineffectually. In the end, maybe Bedingfield had too much integrity to let himself go all-in on the gloop – but on the terms he’s working under, that turns out to be no virtue.

4 out of 10

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ThePensmith

A year on from his last Popular entry, and we meet Daniel again. What tends to be forgotten about 'If You're Not The One' - aside from the jokes about his Jesus arm gestures in the video, and his hitting notes that, as Miranda Hart observed in her sitcom, were too high and unnaturally high for a man - is just how big it was despite having just one week at the top. It was big if not bigger than 'Gotta Get Thru This'. It was still inside the top 10 the following February and didn't leave the top 40 until early April. It was a huge record. But if there's ever a grander act of hoisting with your own petard on a number one single, then Daniel comes very close to (unintentionally) achieving it. His first two singles had marked him out as an artist bound to the clubs and what was left of the UK garage scene. This experiment to produce something so far removed from that (and, what Tom hasn't mentioned here, is how his bunnied sister had a part to play in its genesis) put him in a box he was subsequently going to struggle to break out of. Further discussion of that on his 2003 bunny I feel. As for 'If You're Not The One'...it's like cheap own brand toffees. Sugary to the point of teeth rot and so cloyingly sticky that it outstays it's welcome. Simon Cowell went on record saying he loved it, to the point of giving it to one of the first bunnied winners of X Factor during their series' live shows. 2 is about all I can give it. #2 watch - this getting to the top means we don't get to discuss what is actually one of the truly better 2.0 lineup singles from Atomic Kitten, in their 'Strawberry Fields Forever' aping wistful ballad 'The Last Goodbye'.

Lee Saunders

I'm gonna go a lot higher. Better start typing something out for FT but I don't think he'd abandoned his weirdness completely.