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Published:
2015-03-18 17:56:13
Imported:
2026-06

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My new shampoo tastes like almond cookie dough just before you beat in the flour. I had to open it with my teeth

Comments

Anonymous

I'm told you shouldn't eat shampoo, but when it tastes like that...

vihart

Luckily the scent hasn't lingered in my hair, because that'd be trouble.