Untitled (Patreon)

Ok wait, I am reconsidering this Patreon thing because I searched for a few friends to support and instead found funded Patreon creations personally attacking them. The sheer quantity of people I know being attacked, combined with the quantity of people getting funded here to make those attacks, puts quite a damper on my excitement about doing capitalism to microwaves. I don't want to capitalism your money through this site until I research this apparently known issue and figure out what to do about it, so the next microwave video will be posted free.