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Edit: Congrats to the winner, user "The Architect" for the most liked submission!

Submit a caption for the pic as a comment below (i.e. what is the guy saying), and whichever one gets the most likes by the end of the week will get added to the pic! One submission per person!

Deadline Friday 02/27/2026 10PM PST

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Dooby

How about seconds?

Drew Cornog

Babe, what did we talk about having thirds?

Changed This For Privacy

"Babe, I swear to God, if you ever ask me if a dress makes you look fat...."

jlixirium

"*sigh* You know what? Whatever. Fine! I know I'm next. I'll save you the trouble by not running."

Docwonk

“Babe, you’ll spoil your appetite if you keep eating everyone we come across. Reserving the whole body sushi place wasn’t cheap, and it was your idea for date night.”

AdiposeRex

You begged and pleaded for me to take you to the club, and you don’t even want to do any dancing?

jalon Campbell

Babe how can you still be hungry. You just got finished cleaning out the Chinese buffet we just left.

Max Johnson

We need to talk about your eating habits.

BludgeonWarrior

“You are what you eat….x10 in your case.”

The Architect

“Y’know, eating her only gives credence to her calling you an Ogre”

Gus

She wasn't flirting with me! She just asked if we wanted to see the wine list!

Thunderclese

"Sigh, how many is that tonight three or four?"