Please don’t tell me this was inside you (Patreon)

Tentacle dildo.

Jeongguk holds up a tentacle dildo, found it on his bed. And he’s sure he did not put it there. Jin must be playing some sort of joke on him. There is probably a camera somewhere.

He looks around, then looks at the purple dildo, finds that it’s still.. lubed up.

Oh god. What the fuck.

Jimin bursts into his room then, cheeks flushed, and his eyes widen when he sees Jeongguk with the dildo.

Jeongguk is about to deny having anything to do with it, when Jimin speaks up first.

“Shit- sorry I- I left it- I accidentally-“

Jimin.. left it?

On his bed?

Jeongguk’s jaw drops, looking at the state of Jimin, his red cheeks and teary eyes, his hair messy.

“Please don’t tell me this was inside you.”

He says, holding up the tentacle dildo.

Jimin confiscates it from his hand, looking so fucking busted.

“That’s none of your business.”

Well, it wouldn’t be. However-

“Did you- did you use this on my bed?”

He asks, because why else would it be here?

Jeongguk goes over the past five minutes again, how he came home late at night, heard a door open and close twice, thinking someone must have gone to the bathroom and back to their room. How he walked into his bedroom and found the tentacle dildo, and then Jimin looking like he’s freshly fucked, coming back here to take it.

Holy shit.

“Did you- were you getting off in my room? You were getting off here?”

Jimin doesn’t respond, which just answers the question.

“Why the fuck were you getting off in my room?”

“Cause I- I knew you weren’t here, and I didn’t want to wake up Hoseok.”

Jimin says, his face so red, he doesn’t even look at him, too ashamed to face him.

Jeongguk rubs over his forehead in distress. On one hand, he gets it. It’s difficult to have any privacy in this house. But.. a fucking tentacle dildo.

“Why- why- what’s with the tentacle?”

“Look, I have my things. You have yours. I’m sorry for using your bed, I won’t do it again.”

Jimin says, leaving his room rather quickly.

Jeongguk is in shock, for at least 5 minutes he just sits there, going over that whole interaction. And when he finally manages to go to sleep, all he can think about is Jimin pleasuring himself in his bed, and even though it was a tentacle, it still kind of turns him on.