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babysitter crack au (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-24 20:19:01
Imported:
2025-02

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part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116847602?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

If you remember you all voted for this one to continue so!! here you go 💕💕

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yen

THANK YOUUU

za🫶🏼

girl who is going to be okay:

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Yesssssssss I haven't read it yet so I'll comment again when I have but I know this us gonna have me howling

lu

OMGGG

Rosie

But I hope you like the stupidity

BusanBros

ahahhahaha !! i needed the chaos!!! ty!!! 💕💕💕

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 Not the ⚽️😭😭😭 this is so much fun, ty Rosie!!!
2025-02-24 20:28

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

I was right, I couldn't stop laughing. I even snorted Rosie - /snorted/

Rosie

when did u snort

Rosie

😭😭 you have a husband too? love that for us

Rosie

you’re welcome 💕💕💕

Rosie

⚽️🏉🏈WE ARE MEN⚾️🥎🎾

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

The football emoji got me going but then "play games and stuff" was what ended me

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Yep! We'll have been married for 4 years and been a couple for 14 years this October!

za🫶🏼

no banging yet but some banger dialogue writing going on here. 'if you ever need a shoulder to put your legs on' 'I'll send him your regards when i fuck him ok' oh i know Shakespeare hates to see you coming

za🫶🏼

me when im catching a pokemon: 🍆✊🏼💦💦💦💦

Mrs robinson

Poor guy. I'm sure he knows in reality he cannot b that oblivious right? Love it so cute and fun and the ⚽️ so friend zoned. It's awesome

Lottie

the fucking football emoji😭😭😭😭😭 this is so funny, ur socmed aus are top tier. I love their dynamic in this🤭🤭

chelsamels

YESSSSSSSSSS this is so good

IJimin_everyday

Yay for this continuation!! Jimin is killing meeee 💀😂. I’m so curious if he’s actually fucking with Jungkook a bit and not as oblivious as he seems 😂

Ker

Hobi 😭😭😭😭😭

Bernadette Andowa

Oh my gosh Jimin 😭…! Why’re you cockblocking me? But why do I feel like he’s doing this intentionally? There’s no way homeboy’s actually that dense right..?

QueenJuly

Praying for Jungkook as well, he definitely needs it, my little loser 😭 He's trying soooo hard, can't believe Jimin is this oblivious (or is he just acting like he is? 👀) This is btw the worst thing to read on the train, I had to surpress my laugh so many times thst I started to get weird looks from the people around me 💀 I really, really love this, looking forward to finding out if Jungkook and his switch manage to seduce Jimin or if not even the small bed is going to do the trick!

Rosie

ohhh congrats!!

Rosie

If Shakespeare was alive I would floor him

Rosie

It makes so much sense

Rosie

😭😭😭😭😭😭 ZA I missed your comments

Rosie

honestly if he would be that oblivious, poor him

Rosie

it’s so stuPID I love it

Rosie

thank you 😭💕

Rosie

you’re gonna be so blessed

Rosie

your gut feeling is always right

Rosie

Loser Jeongguk 🔛🔝 honestly, (who knows 👁️👁️👁️) ahhh I love that you read on the road!! always love being on trains and just traveling around while reading 🫣 I’m looking forward to it too, honestly

QueenJuly

I love reading on trains too, it's only slightly awkward when there's someone next to me and I'm sitting there, reading some of the nastiest smut you could think of and just silently praying no one's looking at my phone screen 😭

Rosie

HAHAHA I have the privacy screen but I can fucking IMAGINE

IJimin_everyday

I feel like you made that poll for me ☺️

za🫶🏼

rosie and shakespeare sitting on a tree (imsorryimsorryimsorry)

za🫶🏼

i missed your patreon omg i need to stop being jobless so I can fund my passions (jikook porn)

ARMY LM

Man I’m laughing SO MUCH 🤣 i love thissss, its gonna be so fun

Bub 🫧

I know Jimin and I know he know what Jungkook is going for and him being him, he's fucking with him 😚

Bub 🫧

I'M SO DAMN EXCITED FOR THIS ONE ROSIEEEEEEEE AHHHHH

Bub 🫧

Your humor 😩🤌🏼

Xinia

I have a feeling Jimin already knew of his crush from the stuff below his bed (his diary) and is completely aware that JK is flirting with him. He is having fun testing the shameless limits JK will go to 😉 Super Fun read!! Can’t wait for their meeting

Smeraldo Girl

Noooo, where's the next part? I'm gonna cry

Bub 🫧

Please I'm crying, I just know jimin is having so much fun fuckin with Jungkook, can't wait to see how it'll go when they share a bed together heheheheh

Mimi

he is trying SO hard and jimin is letting him fail SO bad 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

PamTan 💜

Ohhhh I love oblivious Jimin 😂

Shiroar

Rosie, please, I need more! 🥺

GG || DisorderOfSound

OMGGG 😭😭 baby jungkookie might get his dick wet. WE NEED TO SEE IT HAPPEN JUSEYO

Natalia

Bring this backkkkk