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He steps one leg into the kayak, it wobbles under his foot and he loses balance.

“Oh fuck—“

He holds on to the nearest thing, which happens to be Jeongguk’s wrist.

Jeongguk doesn’t say anything, just lets him hold him, silently guides him down to sit, steadies the kayak with his other hand.

Damn him.

Why is it always the silent ones that get to him?

He looks straight forward, tips of his ears burning.

It only gets worse from there on.

He’s lucky Jin and Taehyung are already paddling along in the distance when Jeongguk takes a seat behind him.

Way too close. This kayak wasn’t made for two and it’s clear when the warmth of Jeongguk’s thighs wrap around his hips. They are ass to fucking crotch in this thing.

Jin can not get too close. Another fishing trip would ruin him. 

A paddle gets pushed into his hands, he doesn’t even hold it properly but they’re already going. Jeongguk just paddles by himself.

They’re not talking then?

Okay, well, he can do that. Talking up til now has never worked.

“Race to the willow?” 

Jin asks, grin on his lips.

Jimin has no idea what it’s about, he gets a puzzled look from Taehyung as well. 

It seems to be a brother thing.

“Let’s go.”

He doesn’t get a heads up, they just take off in their small kayak, he holds onto the paddle for dear life while Jin and Taehyung come up next to them, trying to flip them over.

Jeongguk is quite fast though, completely on his own he just creates a massive drift between them.

“Shouldn’t I paddle too?” 

He asks, looks over his shoulder at Jeongguk. Who looks ridiculously good by the way. He called his outfit questionable earlier but fine he gets it now, a greasy white top is exactly right for this occasion. 

The contrast against his sun-kissed skin, the print of his nipple piercings through the fabric, yeah, hello, good afternoon.

“Yeah, face forward hyung.”

Oh, right.

He quickly turns his head, won’t admit it to his worst enemy (Jin) but Jeongguk commanding him around makes his body burn hotter than the sun. 

He tries to paddle along but quickly finds out that he’s slowing Jeongguk down instead. And it’s fine, he wasn’t made to row boats, it’s better this way. 

So for quite a while he just relaxes, enjoys the sun on his skin, pretends he can’t feel Jeongguk’s thighs closing around his hips, or hear him take deep breaths behind him. 

The distance between Jin and Taehyung and them gets bigger and bigger, until they’re completely out of range. 

“There’s a bit of a current coming.”

Jeongguk calls from behind.

He blinks, grabs his paddle.

“Should I help?”

“No.”

Good.

He puts his paddle back down.

“You’re a little bad at this, hyung.”

The lack of emotion behind the tone almost has him offended. Almost. But there’s something else there, something that nudges him, makes his eyes go wide.

Is Jeongguk.. trying to flirt?

“Am I?”

“Mm.” Jeongguk hums. “Terrible actually.”

oh god. 

textbook flirting.

Jeongguk is flirting. 

His cheeks burn up quickly.

“I can ask to switch.” He proposes, just to test something. “You with Jin, me with—“

“No.” Jeongguk cuts him off, chest pressing closer against his back. “You stay with me.”

Oh.

God.

His stomach flips.

The jealousy. It’s because of him.

He whips his head back so fast his shades fall off. 

“Fuck!”He tries to catch them but accidentally knocks them away and they drop into the water. “Fuck no!”

Not his Tom Ford’s— 

He reaches into the water but the current is pulling them away, and then without any prompting Jeongguk stands up and dives into the water. 

“Oh!”

The jump makes the kayak wobble, and though he’s holding on for dear life, he sees it happen, it flips over and he’s head down underwater.

It’s cold and the current keeps pulling, he’s disorientated for a second or two but then quickly gets out of the kayak and swims to the surface.

The only thing he’s got is a paddle, the kayak gets dragged away. He stares at it like a titanic survivor, without the whistle.

He looks around then, sees Jeongguk’s head appear above surface, he looks a little bit like a wet dog, black hair flat over his head, covering his eyes.

“I got them—“ Jeongguk brushes his hair back, looks around until their eyes meet. “Oh.”

Jimin bites back a laugh. 

Jeongguk just swims up to him, holds onto the paddle as well. For a moment they just look at the kayak in the distance, drifting away.

He doesn’t explain what happened, Jeongguk probably makes the equation in his head.

So when he looks at him, he gets a small apologetic smile, and his Tom Ford’s handed back to him.

Ah, Jeongguk can be adorable too. 

“Thank you.”

He puts them in his pocket underwater, zips it closed.

“The kayak’s gonna get dragged into a stronger current so, let’s just get to land first.”

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They reach a little bit of greenery along the riverbank. Jeongguk lifts himself up swiftly, sits down on the grass, offers his hand next thing.

Jimin grabs it, doesn’t let his strength kink get the best of him when he gets pulled up, just sits down next to Jeongguk, puts the paddle down.

So far, their kayak adventure.

He can’t believe he only got two full seconds of flirting in before the universe fucked him over. Something about them as a pair must be cursed

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Bub 🫧

Jungkook is liveeee and we're getting food here too OMG

AgnesMae

Literally watching the live as I read 😭

AgnesMae

Flirty and possessive jk? While watching jk live? This is the greed they talk about in the Bible 😭

Bub 🫧

I'm Working and listening to live kskskd(my bro is making me so hungry, I had my last meal so long ago)

Rosie

Most possessive jk I’ve written but like in a pathetic adorable way

AgnesMae

I absolutely love it

Mae

Thank you for feeding us Rosie 😩🙏🙏

Naw

lol I love the disasters in this story

Bbq

Ugh I love these two losers so much

Rosie

Hope you like them 😭🥹💕

Rosie

it’s a romcom after all

Amelia Persona (edited)

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2026-09-08 04:00 not the curse 😭 when they finally get together it's gonna be crazy ❤️‍🔥
2025-11-24 13:26

Rosie

they’re gonna have some very intense sex 🙂‍↕️

Rosie

they’re adorable

QueenJuly

THREE STRIKES, MY TWO FAVORITE LOSERS 🥹 This was fucking hilarious once again, so I'm just going to leave a collection of my favorite lines here: "[...] the print of his nipple piercings through the fabric, yeah, hello, good afternoon." "[...] won’t admit it to his worst enemy (Jin) but Jeongguk commanding him around makes his body burn hotter than the sun." "He stares at it like a titanic survivor, without the whistle." Rosie, I'm so serious, I need you to write more comedy again, I'm dying from laughter over here Jungkook was so puppy-coded in this scene, he did not even HESISTATE to jump after Jimin's sunglasses, that's what I call boyfriend material. And when he immediately shot down Jimin's proposal to switch partners, his possessive ass is so cute 😭 AND JIMIN FINALLY REALIZED THAT IT'S HIM JUNGKOOK GETS JEALOUS OVER, NOW WE CAN FINALLY GET SOMEWHERE (that somewhere being a bed, hopefully) I love these two idiots so much, you have no idea, can't wait to see how this new revelation will now change things (or if it will at all, their awkward asses will probably still find a way to make this difficult)

julia

next to SUPG, this is my favourite story, I love losers in love

Luna

i LOVE this story, it's so romcom

Bub 🫧

Not them falling into the lake😭😭 they are so endearing I loveeeeeeeeeeee possessive Jungkook so much

Nami

Why hadn’t I read this story before?! It’s definitely one of my favorites from you! Hahaha the comedy, the tension, Jimin being confident but also freaking out because around Jungkook he turns into a stuttering mess. And Jungkook being possessive and jealous and not hiding it at all 🤝🏻 Jimin being horny and oblivious = perfect romcom 👏🏻 I can’t wait to read more about these two. Really, Rosie, you’re so good at writing comedy with horny idiots.

Lana

I'm biased to speak about them, my favorite losersssss 🥺🥺🥺💌💖

Mrs robinson

So so good. Jk possessive? Nah. Jm confident ? Nah. They r adorable 😍

Sarah

omg i love three strikes so much

IJimin_everyday

Omfg I’m really so in love with them, they really are cursed! 😂 Cursed but cute! Finally, Jimin is getting it! *fist pump* Excited for more when it’s ready 💖

kdf333kdf is so behind on her patreon reading😭

huh. how can i not remember these 2. i just read it recently. sigh... looks like i will be forced to reread three strike all over again.🫡 lemme get to it! worksmherkl EDIT: gosh... looks like i have to work after all. 🙎🏽‍♀️😔 this job is realllly getting in the way of my naps and reading. geesh.

yen

hmmm are they alone on at this riverbank? do tell 😈

Brandie

They’re so damn cute!! There’s just something so endearing about two losers in love.

Rosie

THE LOSERS ARE BACK

Rosie

AHHH thank you so much I’m so happy you enjoy the silliness of this story 🥹 I shall try to write more comedy/romcom type of stories HIM JUMPING INTO THE WATER LIKE THAT made me laugh so much he was like “I’m going to be the BESTEST guy” just to come up and see kayak lost, them stranded in the water him being super possessive was sooooo 😵‍💫 YES jimin was like.. “wait a fucking second this play is about ME” (I hope so for them too) thank you so mhchhh hahaha, yes they will struggle but they’ll get there

Rosie

AHHH thank you I love these two a lot as well

Rosie

YESSS it’s so stupid

Rosie

Jeongguk tried to save Jimin’s glasses ended up making them drown

Rosie

THANK YOU!! it’s such a silly one, I’m really happy you read it 🥰🩷 hahaha yess I love how he is unable to flirt properly because Jeongguk is just so incredibly hot Yesss the obliviousness is just what makes it so much better THANK YOUUUU I’m so happy you enjoyed 🩷🩷🩷😭

Rosie

they’re soooo loser coded

Rosie

heheheh jk being possessive over jm and jm noticing it for the FIRST time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😫

Rosie

they are so cursed but it’s adorable hahaha Yesss jimin finally used his brain

Rosie

idiots to lovers

Rosie

KSKSKS please enjoy it when you reread!

Rosie

they are very much alone at this riverbank yen 🙂‍↕️

Rosie

exactlyyy unlike SIC those cheaters

Brandie

I love those unhinged cheaters too🤣

Pink Teddy

Ahhhhh I love losers

Kimberly

This is so freaking GOOD i need more 😍😍😍

kdf333kdf is so behind on her patreon reading😭

OMG! i cannot believe you gave us such a short chapter!!! 😣😣😣😭😭😭 you cannot see it but i have a full pout going. i must go to the staff kitchen and eat some cookies to soothe my self. hmph!😤😤😤

Drianne

MY FAV LOSERS IS HERE

peri

Three strikes supremacyyy

BabyJuju

I missed them 😂

ARMY LM

🥰🥰🥰

Adriimc

I LOVE this story sm it's so awkward I love them

Sasha

This is lowkey (highkey?) so cute

minniejminn

this is my new fav ficsss!! they are soooo cute and chaotic MY SHAYLASSS 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

gabo

rosieeee eu preciso de mais!!!! IM NEED MORE OF THIS OR I'LL DIE 💔

Diminie 💜✨

Oh, looking forward to the next. 💜🥰

Violet

the jealousy is because of him, jimin please omg 😭😭