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Drop your best pick up lines to help Jeongguk rizz up Jimin for Chrizzmas - TEXT AU (Patreon)

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2025-11-30 08:38:46
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2025-11

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Bub 🫧

My rizz/pick up lines comes naturally in conversation, this is difficult. I have to think about it

Rosie

you're right you're a natural

QueenJuly

Are you a Christmas miracle? Because you make my bells jingle (bonus points if he accidentally writes "balls" instead of "bells")

Bub 🫧

You would know, my sweet victim

Helly💟

Hahahahahaa 😂

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice, hi I'm Jeongguk. A boy used this on me back in Uni, and well, clearly it worked as we've been together for 14 years and married for 4 😂

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Do you like my new jacket? It's boyfriend material. If you like sleeping, we should do it together sometime. The word of the day is legs. Would you like to come with me and /spread/ the word? Do you have any raisins? (assumed answer is "no") Well how about a date?

chelsamels

I just stole these from a list online, but I thought they worked for jikook: If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back. I know you’re busy, but please add me to your to-do list Are you a fruit? ‘Cuz we could make a great pear. [I just like this one because fruit = gay] I usually go for 8s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

chelsamels

I just put too much chapstick on… do you need any? Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can really see myself in them.

Jette

Candy canes aren’t the only sweet things I have my eye on this year.

Jette

You look so familiar, did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Rina

Are you an angel? Because I can see you sitting on the top of my tree. I'm so sorry, pulled that one straight out of my ass 🫠

cress

“Gift? How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?”

IJimin_everyday

I’m going to be no help whatsoever because I have zero rizz but I’m looking forward to this!

yen

“if i can score you, you’d be a 95 because youre flawless” canon

Katerina ✨

Wait this is the best one I’ve seen so far 🤣

Katerina ✨

The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight? It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow. Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on.

Madalynn

Is that a yule log in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Sm

Lool i thought of this one too. He was crazy for this

yen

he got bars

Natalia

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Caitlin Richards

Do have any Korean in you? Would you like some? Works with any nationality. It’s gotten me laid twice

sparklymanda

PLEASE this is so cute 😭😭😭

Rosie

hhahahah so cuuuute

Rosie

ohhhh good ones

Rosie

hahahaha don't worry

Rosie

KSKSUhgajsdsjhf hahahahahahhhahhaha

Rosie

hahahahaha i love that <3 I think I once just texted someone "wanna fuck?" worked out well for me

ARMY LM

I have zero rizz 😔

Chaw777

,,I hope you’re not a Christmas cookie, becouse I can’t promise i wouldn’t bite” ,,I’m trying to decide what’s more tempting tonight - you, or the thought of you?”

Rosie

is that your pickup line? 😃

min

Late to the party but i was actually preparing for Jimin’s next weverse live several weeks ago and was looking up some science pick up lines 😭😭😭 I’ll leave them here just in case, it looks like something could work on your AU’s Minnie You must be a proton, because I'm positively attracted to you Are you my 7th cranial nerve? Because you are the reason I smile :)

Hasi

There is a famous german pick up line. It's really unserious, only for giggles. But that's why it works. "I shit/shat/shitted (idk) in my bed, can I sleep in yours?"

Rosie

Hahahah I love these

ARMY LM

No 🤣 but the internet has provided one and i think its pretty good Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you

Bub 🫧

I like to explore my interests very deeply, and I'm very much interested in you (Shower thoughts literally, it came to me all on it's own)

Bub 🫧

NICO YOU'RE MARRIED!!!??

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

I am indeed! We've been together for 14 years and married for 4. Our dating and wedding anniversaries are like 3 days apart so we just do an extended celebration haha.

Bub 🫧

Let me slide my oxygen between your hydrogens and get you all wet. If you could be anything in the world, what would you be? I'd be RNA polymerase.... so I could unzip those genes Are you a PCR machine? Because you just amplified my feelings. I must be a pH indicator because you’re making me blush. I'm a planetary explorer and a scientist. I'm on a scientific expedition to explore the supposed rings around Uranus. Did you know there are 7 planets in our solar system? Because I am gonna destroy Uranus. Our chemistry is like titration, it’s all about finding the perfect balance. Are you a noble gas? Because you take my breath away. If kisses were electrons, I’d give you the full octet Are you gravity? Because you’re pulling me in. Are you made of dark matter? Because you’ve got an invisible hold on me. Our chemistry might be strong, but our physics is undeniable. You’re hotter than a supernova and twice as bright. If I were a planet, I’d revolve around you. You must be quantum tunneling because you just broke through all my barriers. My heart has its own gravitational field—and you’re at the center. Are you frictionless? Because every interaction with you feels effortless. (Some chemistry and physics pickup lines From internet)

Bub 🫧

You’re my special relativity because time slows down when I’m with you. Our attraction defies Newton’s third law, I’m falling, but you’re just standing there!

Bub 🫧

Are you a telescope? Because you bring my distant dreams into focus.

Bub 🫧

Are you mitochondria? Because you’re the powerhouse of my heart.

Bub 🫧

You make my dopamine levels go all the way up.

Bub 🫧

If I were a codon, I’d code just for you. We must be parallel lines… meant to run side by side forever.

Bub 🫧

Your code must be open source because I can’t stop reading into you. You make my software turn into hardware. I’d love to reboot our conversation… with a date. You’re like a strong password—hard to guess but worth the effort.

Bub 🫧

Are you a bug in my system? Because I can’t stop noticing you.

Bub 🫧

Are you a test tube? Because I’m bubbling with excitement around you.

Bub 🫧

You’re like static electricity—every time we touch, I get a jolt. Do you believe in parallel universes? Because in every one, I’m falling for you.

Bub 🫧

That's so cuteee