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Chrizzmas - Part 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-02 11:58:51
Edited:
2025-12-05 13:42:30
Imported:
2025-12

Content

welcome to the start of a very silly AU :)

part 2

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Comments

Naw

Lol this is so cute

Fer

Good morning to me, this is so cute 🥰

Friska Maya Oktavia

SKSKKSKSK JIMIN I CANTTTT 😭😭😭 jk good luck mannn 😭😭

Rosie

🥰🥰🥰 Arent they adorable

Rosie

goodmorninggg hehehe

Rosie

he’s so funny

cress

LMAOOOO this is already so freaking funny. goodluck gukkie

Ally k

Aww i love it 😀

Rosie

he’s gonna need it hahaha

Ally k

Btw i love those pics you chose of them for the au

Bernadette Andowa

Pffft… ok he’s fucking with him right? Cz ain’t no way he’s that dense. Especially that last one. That was so basic and clear, even I got it 😭 😂.

Shei

I’m fucking screaming HAHAHAHAHAHHAA this jimin reminds me of the og JFK jungkook AU

Carina

I LOVE THIS ONE HAHAHAHAHHAHA good luck gguk! you gotta win Minnie’s heart by the end of this month 😉

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Rosie I'm actually dying laughing this is so fucking funny Jimin sounding so sad there aren't any extra chem classes I'm gonna kms

QueenJuly

I AM CRYING, Jimin's dry replies are gold 😭 Jungkook really has his work cut out for him, the only time Jimin got even remotely excited is when he thought there were additional chemistry classes he could take 💀

Sorina

Ijbol

Camille

jimin is hilarious WOW

Lana

Jin's "where tough" SENT ME GFHDHDJSHDHDJDKSISK SAMEEE JIN SAME

viv

I LOVE IT SO MUCHSHSNWHSBW

Kimberly

LMAO this was so funny and cute 😂😂😂

Rosie

thank you!! 🩷🩷🩷

Rosie

jimin doesn’t do dating ❌

Rosie

he is a repellant

Rosie

JSKSJSJS yes it’s exactly that

Rosie

he needs to 😫😫😫

Rosie

LMAO I’m glad you like it, it’s gonna be like this everyday

Rosie

Hahahah honestly

Natoushkaya

*this is going to be the funniest month ever 🫣🥰

Rosie

Jimin really just does NOT do flirting or dating I feel sorry for Jeongguk but it’s really funny yeah, maybe the pick-up lines would be better if they were science related

Rosie

I love his dry ass

Rosie

Jin ❤️‍🔥

Rosie

he’s so dryyyy

Rosie

gonna be like this everyday

Zea

This is so funny 😆

Rosie

hahahaha good 🥰🥰

Rosie

it’s gonna be a silly month

QueenJuly

As a science student myself, I will craft some for Jungkook

Suzienami

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 this is pure gold. But I have to give kookie a start for still trying.

Kristyna172

🥰🥰😁😁😁 I am already in love. But than, I am in love with all your work 🤷‍♀️

Rosie

😃😃😃 I fucked up though I wanted to add your polar bear one as a first option I forgot now I don’t know if I can use it kaksksks

Rosie

😭😭😭 they’re so silly

Rosie

he wants that cookie soo bad

Rosie

hahaha thank you so much 💕💕💕

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

It's all good haha Maybe if they ever meet up irl and it's awkward JK could use it? (or what if Jimin uses it to get back at him omg)

S Webb

This is so funny.. 😆

Lana

Rosie ❤️‍🔥

A L E X

LMAO I love this 😂😂😂 jimin is hilarious 😭

fra 💜

Oh don’t give up jungkook, you can do it 😭

BusanBros

ahahahhahahhahahahhahaha omfg!! jk is going to SUFFER 😭😭

Mergan

JK is going to subscribe to JM’s favorite Physics and Chemistry YouTube channels and at some point in this story leave the club when he gets a new video alert. But not because he likes it!Only because it can help him get Jimin, of course! But we’ll all know the truth

Lana

even tho I think it'll be quite tough for JK to pull Jimin I'm rooting for my guy he's on a mission an impossible one? for sure, but a mission nonetheless and I'm here for ittt

yen

hehe love it already

Brandie

🤣🤣they’re adorable! I want to put Jimin in my pocket.

Drianne

YESSS MAKE HIM SUFFER JIMIN

QueenJuly

Some science puns, I added a few explanations to the more niche references: Since your name starts with a J, are you down for some coupling? (This is a bit niche, but J coupling basically references indirect interaction between nuclear spins that you can use in spectroscopy) You must be a photon because you're quickly becoming the light of my life Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called beautium, and it looks like you’re made of it. Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive! If you let me expand some energy on you, I could make you ascend to a higher state (you can elevate particles to higher states of energy by putting some into them)

Bub 🫧

OMGGGGG I'M AO EXCITED, LET ME READ

Bub 🫧

'thanks 👍🏼' I'm CRYING

Bub 🫧

'don't insult tiles like that' kskskskksksksksksjsj

Bub 🫧

Cackling my ass of standing in the kitchen reading this, oh man how I missed your social media Aus

Bub 🫧

We have that 3rd period every Wednesday ksksksksk

Bub 🫧

I love the mb!!!!!

Pink Teddy

He's cooked 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Rosie

he’s not having it ❌

Rosie

he’ll keep trying!

Rosie

he really is, poor thing sksks

Rosie

hahahaha by the end he will be a nerd too ❤️‍🔥

Rosie

hahaha nothing is impossible, he’s going to go through it

Rosie

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Rosie

he’s so stupid (said lovingly)

Rosie

Hehehehe thank you baby

Rosie

😭🩷 thank you

Alex

Loooooving this so so SO much!! I'm rooting for you, Jungkookie!

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 this is like the chocolate factory all over again 😭😭😭 your aus always make me laugh, love it 💕
2025-12-02 16:49

Xinia

Brilliant! Absolutely hilarious 🤣

Madalynn

I guess he doesn't know that this ✅ is the new thumbs up 🤣 I missed your text aus love 💕

IJimin_everyday

Lmaooooo I love this! Groupchat needs to give baby Jimin a break! I’ll show you “boring as a tile!” 😤 (Jimin baby: please, I need you to try…) 😂 I feel like the fact that he’s even messaging back means he’s into it even if he’s awkward af 🤓

berilovesyou

I LOVE NERD MIMI BET HE'S A FREAK IN THE SHEETS

Mimi

Oh I love this! It’s a good thing JK is hot af and also adorable and lovable too. He’ll wear Jimin down

Katerina ✨

This is HILARIOUS!!! The pics you used too are perfect

Rosie

OHHH yesss thank you

Rosie

he’s going through it

Rosie

YESSS I wanted to capture jimin’s essence in this one

Rosie

Thank you 🩷🥹

Rosie

hahahaha I thought about this later on

Rosie

Thank you madsss

Rosie

Hahhaha jimin is just enjoying himself honestly

Rosie

Lets cross our fingers

Rosie

Exactly 🥰 he’s persistent

Rosie

Thank you 🩷🩷🩷🥹🥹🥹

Mrs robinson

This is gonna be a riot. I think jm is just fed up with guys trying to hit on him. But it so entertaining 🤣🥰

Mimi

I'm a little late to the party but i love it here.

BunnyBear07

This is hilarious I can actually see jimin doing this 😭😭

Dee

I love the detail of you changing the pic ! Also, jimin’s answer: that’s going to take a lot of time xDDDD you’re so funny

Erika Jaqueline

babyboy sounds a bit in the spectrum I love it