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POLL - Jeongguk's next Pick Up Line (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-04 17:32:00
Imported:
2026-11

Poll

POLL - Jeongguk's next Pick Up Line

  • you must be a proton, because I'm positively attracted to you 228
  • candy canes aren't the only sweet things I have my eye on this year 21
  • I just put on too much chapstick.. do you need any? 97
  • 2025-12-04
  • 346 votes
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Content

will jimin fold?

Comments

Shei

Pls the proton one HAHAHAHAH

AgnesMae

Jk gonna have to wear him down with ✨science✨

min

🤓☝🏻 I swear the first one will win him over

Miles_his_big_pecks_are_big

Jms either gonna FINALLY chuckle or give Jk another nerdy response like "actually protons don't work like that 🤓" or smth 😭😭😭😭

Rosie

Wonder how he’ll react

Mergan

The first one! He just left the chat for the science channel!!

Rosie

bear in mind we are nowhere near the end of this story 🥴

Bub 🫧

FIRST ONE WILL WORKKKK

Rosie

“I’m actually not a proton”

Bub 🫧

If not win him over, it'll definitely summon him back into inbox and pause his science YouTube video

QueenJuly

In the science pick-up line we trust 🙂‍↕️

min

And I’m here for it! (hehe in my mind he goes actually 🤓☝🏻 you arent in my nucleus but appreciates it deep inside)

S Webb

I picked #3 because I literally “laughed out loud” at that one.

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

Oh he HAS to appeal to Jimin's love for science. And then Jimin needs to absolutely school him

bun

the first would work yes yes

니님

The first one is the most intelligent choice given Jimin is a man of science 😤

Rosie

He does like the effort I’m sure

Rosie

it does work well doesn’t it

Rosie

hahahaha, it will catch his attention I’m sure

Rosie

we need to ❤️‍🔥

Rosie

hehehe, and they share it so it’s canon

Mrs robinson

I think the 1st is kind of cute 😍

fra 💜

Please let him fold just a tiny bit 😂

BlueMantix

jimin likes science, so the proton-line could actually make him smile a little

Mimi

Come on! You know how the boys feel about chapstick lol. The other two are pretty good too tho.

Rosie

true he might crack

Rosie

hehehe yeah they share