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Chrizzmas - Part 5 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-06 21:38:59
Edited:
2025-12-07 17:57:05
Imported:
2025-12

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Ceejay

Oh look. It’s my favorite part of the day 😍

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

I can't believe Jimin uno reversed Jeongguk's (my) great line about spreading legs Tough crowd haha

Rosie

SKSKSS sorry about that

Nico || Goldenfiftytwo

It's all good I'd have the same response if someone tried it on me lmao

chelsamels

Omg jimins texting with cute emoji, we've lost him 😔

Ceejay

Woah jimin sending multiple text at once… and a 🥰 emoji… I was not prepared for the nerd to switch up on us like that 😂

my_Jiminssi

OMG IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!?

니님

Oh he's wooing him. He's got him in the bag 🤣

Mimi

Oh JK is making headway here! He’s so cute I could just die 🥰

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 come on JK, you can make him fall for you, I know you can!!!! 🙂‍↕️
2025-12-06 21:52

Nymphadora

He laughed!!! and he admitted it XD I like that Jungkook just goes back to the group to report, gloat and ask advise and then just barely takes it in to account XD

Luna

is this what progress looks like

Ker

Jshdjsj they're so cuuuuuuteeeee

AgnesMae

LMFAOOOOOOO calm down. Even calmer. Good. PLEASE!!!

ClaireyO

I was actually shocked Jimin asked if he wanted to fuck him. Jimin you’re really giving this guy hope! This is serious progress JK!! I’ll say it every night if I have to….KEEP GOING!!! 😛

Kimberly

eeep!! Im in love with them, badly 🙇🏻‍♀️

Rosie

Hahahaha I loved the line a lot

Rosie

KSKSKS sorry jimin’s ex never really had interest in his hobbies so he’s a lil happy but don’t worry, he’s not there yet :3

Rosie

he’s happy a guy is showing interest in his hobbies 🥹🥹🥹

Rosie

jimin is cute when he’s happy huh

Rosie

he is trying his absolute best

Rosie

exactly he’ll get there

Rosie

he admitted it 🥹 YES he’s like this is my personal diary and you’re all just miserable onlookers

Rosie

jimin does like having someone actively enjoying his hobbies

Rosie

he’s like slow down boy

Rosie

he is dry but he’s not naive he knows jk is on a mission here hehe

Rosie

👉🏼👈🏼 they are adorbs

Ceejay

He got so happy so fast I wasn’t prepared 🥹

my_Jiminssi

That boy is cute no matter what he's doing tbh🤭

Mergan

Jimin wanting to know JK’s intentions 🥹 He’s acting like the dad when someone comes to pick up their kid for their first date. But the datee is HIMSELF. It’s honestly heartwarming. Also, I can’t tell which answer jimin wanted to hear from JK. He DID say he doesn’t date so…

Naw

I'm not gonna let that comment slide by, Yoongi. the chess pieces? 😶

Rosie

it’s okay he hasn’t folded

QueenJuly

"You can just say you like my arms, I know it's not a love confession" - "Fine, I like your arms" "You're so in love with me" DYING, THEY ARE SO CUTE AND JUNGKOOK IS SUCH A ROMANTIC LITTLE BRAT Lmao at Jimin just sending him the actual word of the day without comment, HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY And Jungkook made him laugh, oh my god, these cutieeesssss 😭😭😭 Can't believe he's watching the science channel for him, how can Jimin still play all of this off (or does he, I saw how flusrered he got when JK asked for the channel name????) This story right here is one of the best advent calendars I ever had, thank you for this 🫶🏻

Vinnie

The way these two make me so giggly🤭

BusanBros

the way they make me GIDDY!! AT MY ADVANCED AGE!!?!!! 😭😭

Suzienami

Even calmer 🤣🤣🤣 he is so dry it's so funny. I love this

Jette

they are so adorable, i can‘t…

Shei

Please Rosie your sense of humor is just top notch I’m laughing my ass off

Space

I'm crying at the last emoji 😗

yen

the emojis kill me sksksk

DarleneVampyre

It seems like progress. It is minuscule, but it is still progress.

Pink Teddy

AYEEE JK IS SO IN THERE 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️👌🏾

Bernadette Andowa

Wow… he’s really down bad. Like, I think this started as a challenge for him, but now he’s really far gone for him. Such a NERD 🤓 😂…!!!

Katerina ✨

Ahhhhhh this is soooo good I’m giggling and screaming into my pillow at the progress

Mrs robinson

Thank you sooo very much. I wanna hug you. For just making me laugh. This is such fun. Just what I need atm. Jk is down bad and now jm is feeding him just a tiny bit. Turned him into a science project 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰

Brandie

I love soooooo much💜💜.

Rosie

he just wants to know to be sure!!! he just likes to know what jk's intentions are

Rosie

Jeongguk is such a menace it's insaaaane but I really like him IKR jimin was like let me fact check real quick he was so happy about that only for the next part Jeongguk not to mention it even once slsksksk I'm so glad you like it :( I've been so down lately it's hard to write but this one keeps me going

Rosie

they are the cutest

Rosie

he was like slow down now, we are not there

Rosie

cutie patooties

Rosie

ahhh im glad, I didn't think it was that funny yet, I want it to be even funnier

Rosie

they really add stuff to stories

Rosie

he's getting attached to the nerd

Rosie

<3 glad you like it so much :)

Rosie

you're so welcome <3 I'm glad you enjoy it a lot, I haven't been able to feel good about my writing but this au is really getting me through it

Rosie

<3 thank youuuuu!!

fra 💜

Ahahha the last part ahahah

Mrs robinson

Aeawww sorry to hear yr struggling a little. I understand the pressures and strain. But you gotthia

QueenJuly

Hope you'll feel better soon 💕

ARMY LM

“Calm down” yesss jimin you tell him, and jk such a good boy and listening i can’t

Mimi

the behavior adjustment at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brianna Larew

"😘" "calm down" "😚" "even calmer" "😗" this is the funniest au i've read so far 😭😭 I love this jimin so much 😂

Sasha

The group chat is actually killing me

Sasha

EVEN CALMER

BunnyBear07

ROSIE YOU ARE GIVING ME FOMO SOMEBODY FLIRT WITH ME QUICK

Dee

😭😭😭😭😭 how jimin answered when jk asked about the channel is everything to me