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Chrizzmas - Part 8 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-09 18:36:15
Edited:
2025-12-10 15:46:29
Imported:
2025-12

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ren

ren

the cliffhangerrrrrr

Kimberly

The cliff hanger?!? I need to know how hes gonna answer 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

Kimberly

damn im as desperate as jungkook 🫠

xoperiwinkle

JIMIN KILLS MEEEEE “just wanted to know how well you’d listen”

BusanBros

jungkook is getting BOLD!!!! skskskskksksjsjkksjjsjsks jimin will have him writhing in "pathetic", omfg!!! 😭😭😭

Jikook4uuu

jungkook wasted an opportunity🤦‍♀️ he could’ve asked for a picture of jimin😭

Mimi

Dang you Rosie! You always know just where to cut it off to make me lose it! Also, the line of the day Namjoon: Subject is erect. 🤭 Also, also, when the notification came up for Rizz 7 I clicked on it immediately and read it even though I’m at my job as an HR lady lol. I’m going to have to give myself a stern talking to.

Mimi

Alright dammit. It’s Rizz 8! And I can’t edit my stupid comment.

Rosie

hehehee 👉🏼👈🏼

IJimin_everyday

Rosie, there’s a mistake, it ended before Jimin answered about the crush 😭. But OMG I started crying laughing over the “milking” typo 😂😂😂

Rosie

he’s a menace 🤤

Rosie

he is getting bold 😌 and jimin is getting more insane as well

Rosie

he asked for a pic of his lips 😫

Luna

you're just like jimin rosie, you want us pathetic and begging too 🫵

Rosie

hahhaha I’m glad that even in HR you can secretly read a text AU during work time 😂🩷

Shei

No way you are that DIABOLICAL

Shei

jimin is so hot and funny at the same time im laughing while blushing LMAO

Jikook4uuu

lmaooo he should’ve known he wasn’t gone get that if he was smarter he would’ve asked for a normal pic and then sent a whole bunch of compliments and throw in a couple pleads, could’ve shown jimin that little bit of pathetic jimin likes to see😭

Rosie

It was an actual typo I just worked it in there hahahahh

Naw

lol I want the Namgi Rosencrantz and Guildenstern edition of this.

Rosie

👉🏼👈🏼 well

Bernadette Andowa

Oh my gosh Rosie… how could you just leave me there 😭? Thought I needed that kiss more than Jungkook, but this…? This was a good question 👏🏽 🤏🏽.

Shei

cockblock

Co

Namjoon is sooooo funnyyyy 😂😂😂

Rosie

next time hopefully he has a brain

Rosie

you think he’s funny 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

Rosie

the rosencrantz and guildenstern???

Rosie

just for funsies

Rosie

hehe he wants to know just for science

Rosie

He just wants to know if Jimin was yearning

Rosie

he’s the mvp this chapter

Miles_his_big_pecks_are_big

I'm feeling Jms gonna flip that yearn TENFOLDS right back onto him (he has been, but it's gonna get even better I bet) 😏

Madalynn

Jimin - I'm not yours, but I can be, for a price 🤣 Talented. Amazing, showstopping, riveting, captivating 💋

jmochimolala

What a cliffhanger 🤌🏼🔥 Also “subject is a cow” BWAHAHAGHAHAHA

니님

NOOOO WHERE IS THE ANSWER?? 😭😭 "What does it mean?" " Subject is erect. Often unanswered" I CACKLED SO HARD 🤣🤣

Rosie

😳😳😳 thank you Madalynn *smooches*

Rosie

subject is milking himself

Rosie

just clowning jk cause he barely reads their answers

JhopesLuckyBaby

Oh hell, what a place to stop. I love this kind of fic. The way it’s written

Rosie

thank you 🥹💕

Bernadette Andowa

Aah yes. Good old science ☺️. Also Jimin does tend to act kinda sus sometimes for someone who claims he doesn’t like him, so 🍵 👀.

Brina

Your fics are always the highlight of my day!

Rosie

ahh I’m glad!! Thank youuu

berilovesyou

I'm soooo into Dom jimin and embarrassment to gay ppl JK it's absolute favourite, it's milking me

Amelia Persona (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 04:00 Jimin is so hot 😭 Im on that waiting list just behind Yoongi. Sorry, JK.
2025-12-09 19:31

morgana

we all gonna die bc of jimin before they even kiss each other

Mrs robinson

Woman your as cruel as jimin. 😤 edging us again Starting to know how it feels to b jk 😜

Marci

This December is th best one of my life😭

ClaireyO

I again am suitably edged AGAIN tonight and Rosssssie this is killing me! JK is such a good soldier for hanging in. P. S can’t way to see him pathetic with Jimin in control 😍

Mae

I can't believe (yes I can) you left it there 😭😭😭 I can't wait for the next part 😩🙏

Rosie

😃👉🏼👈🏼 honestly same

Rosie

exactly 😌😌

Rosie

my plan all along hehehe

Rosie

🥹💕💕💕

Rosie

Jeongguk is willingly hanging in there ksksksksks

Brandie

The way I couldn’t stop giggling until I got to the end and realized you left us hanging 😐🤣

Brandie

Jin had me absolutely rolling🤣. Just perfect. Jungkook horny as hell and trying so hard. Perfect. Jimin. PERFECT.

Brandie

No you’re not🤣🤣. I’m having so much fun with this story!

Rosie

I’m a lil sorry

Rosie

Glad you liked it hehehe

QueenJuly

Jungkook asking the important questions here!!!! (I'm so certain the answer is yes that I'd be willing to bet money on it) Rosie, honestly, I don't know how you get funnier and funnier each time, but I was DYING. Yoongi being a petty hater, Namjoon claiming he studies Jungkook (PLEASE) and "one nipple stiffened" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 😭 Also obsessed with Hobi sprinkling in KIG and Jin and Tae just slightly scared, but entertained (as are we all) Dom Jimin is so 🫠🫠🫠 Asking Jungkook to do his chemistry homework was diabolical, HE'S SO MEAN, BUT SO HOT?? He's going to break Jungkook entirely, that poor boy doesn't even know what he's in for, but I bet he'll like it anyways 🙂‍↕️ Thank you as always for the hilarious update, this AU is giving me life

nubinthelights

i just laugh OUT LOUD in the subway omg rosie NEVER STOP THIS

Mergan

I love this so much! I thought I liked Yoongi the most in that group chat, but then Namjoon came swinging in with his notebook and pencil

cress

THE CLIFFHANGER PLEASEEEE I FELL TO MY KNEES 😭😭😭 I LOVE THIS SM YOONGI IS SO FUNNY 😭 I AM AS DESPERATE AS KOOK BUT ALSO YES JIMIN MAKE HIM GO INSANE

my_Jiminssi

dom Jimin🔥🔥🔥🫦

demo.

PLS ROSIE I NEED MORE

fra 💜

gaaawd i’m on my knees for jimin as well 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

ARMY LM

Fuckkkkkk rosieeee way to edge the people (me) 🤤

jac

“i don’t care that something good happened to you” i’m so yoongi in this socmed i simply cannnntttttt

URMIAIEMU

THS IS SO HOT, i can’t get enough 🥵 love them both

kdf333kdf is so behind on her patreon reading😭

ROSIE!!!!! that is mean. jk asked the question about jimin crushing on him and i scrolled and there was no ANSWER!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lana

IKR he really is a hot HOT nerd irl not to mention that he enjoys edging JK (that live which JK is in bed straight on BEGGING him to join him tho he answering "I'm not easy") my GOD this is capturing their dynamic so perfectly JK loves being told what to do by this hottie so so baddd and I respect him for it bc who wouldn't

S Webb

Jimin is just reeling him in lol

Xinia

O my god!! This keeps getting better and better. And I am loving the daily instalments. Binging this in one go would have been injustice. I am loving the group as a whole and especially yoongi 🥰🥰

amelia 🥞

I’m with yoongi here. I don’t care if something good happened to you. I’m so excited but also jealous bc jm is so hott 😫 this is sickening!!!!

Mimi

i love that jk is so desperate already that he straight up admlts he's pathetic , and says he'll get even more pathetic if jimin wants that. no shame in that man [when it comes to jimin]. but i mean.. valid. jimin is REALLY hot like this; or in general. yoongi rooting for jungkook's downfall is really entertaining 🤣 and loved the little detail of jimin refusing to send a picture of his lips because he "doesn't know what jungkook would do with it" and jungkook doesn't even fight him on it, "fair". 🤣🤣 uhhhh I'm so curiousss what jimin will Reply 🤭🤭 oh oh oh and the whole set up with the camera lol Jungkook IS pathetic 🤣✌️✌️ love that for jimin. we know he was giggling

Charlotte Keith

I love that you’re doing a social media AU. JK is hilarious here. I love their banter and what a thick hard wall Jimin is and how JK is so smug and cocky at first and then he deteriorates into a pathetic moaning mess. Thank you for the wonderful Christmas present!

Charlotte Keith

Yoongi’s lowkey jealousy and self reproach in not pursuing Jimin harder is a cherry on the cupcake. I don’t think I’ve seen a social AU where one of the friends has a crush on the guy too, so that’s fresh, and Yoongi’s short, dry remarks are hilarious. He’s not desperate enough—like he just doesn’t have the energy for it, so he isn’t right for Jimin. But Jungkook is a literal puppy dog with a wagging tail. Perfect for Jimin!

vere

i’m loving this so much. ugh jm knows his power over jk and it’s hot asf 😩

lotusflower_

not yoongi being down bad for jimin too 😭😂 now I kinda want him in the competition it’ll be funny

Rosie

would have loved to see you bet with real money hehehe hahaha I tried to up the crack a little bit in this part so im glad you noticed it wa a bit more on the funny side <3<3<3 Dom Jimin is insanity :) I really like him a lot and he's getting more insane each chapter poor Jeongguk honestly, but also he likes it, he's a masochist at this point im glad you're enjoying it so much

Rosie

hahahaha Namjoon suddenly treating Jeongguk as a project is giving me life

Rosie

he really is hilarious isn't he, just a fallen soldier

Rosie

you are most welcome my love

Rosie

<3 thank youuuuuu

Rosie

yeah ::):):):):)

Rosie

jimin is making him more and more pathetic

Rosie

im glad you like the daily updates!!!

Rosie

hahahah the jealousy is REAL

Rosie

and he will get even more pathetic <3 Yoongi is hilarious yeah :) and now.. jimin loves making Jeongguk's brain go haywire

Rosie

thanks! I haven't done a long one in a while <3 hahah yes wonder if we'll see jimin crack a little more :) you're so welcome!!!

Rosie

hahahah yes I thought it was funny to add miserable Yoongi, but you're right he doesn't have the energy like jeongguk

Rosie

yeah I was considering, but maybe later hahaha

QueenJuly

And judging by the next update, I would've won 🙂‍↕️ Even more insane with each chapter, me and Jungkook need to brace ourselves 🥵

Space

I'm living for Yoongi's saltiness 😂💜

Sasha

I couldn’t comment on part 7 but I keep laughing bc the way you wrote yoongi reminds me way too much of my friend

Sasha

“I’m doomed” he said USUALLY king don’t worry

Shiroar

“Subject is a cow” ✍️

BunnyBear07

This was a wild ride I am so glad I subscribed 😭😭

Dee

Rosie i swear you’re the funniest person on earth