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more of this dumb oneshot

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Jeon Jeongguk is back in his office after a week and a half, leather jacket falling off one shoulder, revealing his tattoo under that tank top.

It’s gonna be such a good day.

He sucks the drool back into his mouth.

“You’re back.”

“I’m back.” Jeongguk nods. “Sadly.”

Yeah, sadly, of course. The guy can’t cum. Nothing to smile about.

“How was the past week?” He asks. “Any changes?”

“Well, I tried everything you said, and the masturbator felt really good too, but I still couldn’t get there.”

Huh..

His chest looks even bigger today, might have been hitting the gym.

“And also slept with a super weird chick and that just turned me off, and—“

His hands look kind of greased as well, as if he’d been working on his motorbike just before.. 

as soon as Jeongguk is done talking, Jimin looks up, finds those pretty round Bambi eyes all lost, glistening, waiting for a beacon of hope.

He clears his throat, clicks a few things on his laptop to seem like he’s noting something down, then nods.

“Can I ask you something personal?”

And completely out of selfish need.

“This whole session is kinda personal.” Jeongguk comments, rightfully. “but yeah, go ahead.” 

“What turns you on?”

Even though Jeongguk just claimed the whole conversation was personal, he does blink a few times extra. His usual fast response doesn’t come either, he just opens and closes his mouth a few times, then frowns.

“Uh.. I don’t know.. the feeling?”

“What feeling?”

“Of sex?”

Oh boy.

Jimin leans back in his chair, has a hard time keeping his face impassive.

“Before you have sex, what is it that gets you hard?”

Jeongguk looks like he’s solving a really difficult math equation, almost an angry frown on his pretty face.

“When a girl touches me, you know, I get hard.”

Wow.

“..Yes..” He agrees hesitantly. Touching does make dick hard. “But again, that’s a physical response. A turn-on can be a certain kink, or the way someone speaks to you, or a scent, a type of fabric under your fingertips, anything like that.”

“Oh.” Jeongguk nods, like he gets it now, but then still just quietly stares at the desk for a while. “I.. don’t know.”

Oh..

That’s kind of sad, really. 

“You don’t have specific porn genres that you watch?”

“Mm.. no actually, just whatever pops up first.” Jeongguk shrugs. “I thought that was normal.”

“Well, it’s not abnormal, I’m just trying to find the cause of your condition.” 

Though, well, it’s rare; to not have any turn-on’s, to not be looking for something that fits your tastes, to not have anything that sets your body on fire.

He stares at his laptop screen for a bit, types lyrics to a song that’s stuck in his head. 

When he turns back, Jeongguk looks like a lost little puppy, slumped in his chair, black hair falling over his eyes.

“I think you should look up a few different genres, find out what stimulates you, what your turn-on’s and off’s are.”

“But.. ah..”Jeongguk sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose. “I don’t even know the names of genres.” 

Oh.

Well.

He swallows. 

“there’s uh.. things like.. praise kink, or the opposite, humiliation kink, there’s voyeurism, exhibitionism, but maybe start with something like dirty talk?”

Might be his own personal favourite genres he just listed but hey, who cares.

Jeongguk looks up at him, nose and cheeks flushed. 

“..Humiliation?”

How can a guy that rides a bike and has tattoos and piercings and looks like sex on legs not know what any of this is?

“Well, if you’re not used to any of it just start with dirty talk.“ 

“Okay.” Jeongguk nods. “You think it might help?”

He hopes to god it doesn’t, he kind of wants him back here for a third time and take a good look at his useless cock

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Comments

Ally k

That last line had me on the floor. 🤣

BusanBros

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!!! i need this yesterday 😭🙏🏻😭

Sm

Lmaooo the last line! Can't wait for Jimin to teach him his ways👀

QueenJuly

So hot and yet so clueless, totally get why Jimin is absolutely salivating during every meeting with Jungkook 😩 Fingers crossed JK discovers he has an examination kink 👀

Rosie

he'll prod some fingers around im sure

Rosie

yk what i support his choices

Rosie

he's a bit of a himbo in this one

Rosie

jimin also likes his man dumb and hot

Rosie

they're so adorable

Rosie

and if Jeongguk comes back with an "i had a wet dream"

Miles_his_big_pecks_are_big

IF THATS A HINT FOR BUTTSPLORATION NEXT TIME I AM GRABBIN BY TRUSTY POPCORN RIGHT NOW 👀 if not.. yes sir *bends over* 😔

Rosie

jimin is drooling over this himbo so much pretty sure Jeongguk will sort of link the dirty talk video he looks up to his dr in his head

Rosie

at some point there needs to be some prostate action in thisssss it's a doctor oneshot after all!!!

Ceebee

Oh bless him!

Rosie

yeah,, he needs that

Shei

Yeah jungkook, your doctor is REALLY hoping you succeed, reaaaaally

Brandie

Ooooo, boy did that last line get me good. Had me thinking I need to re-read Jimin and his big dick roommate💦 Yes, Jungkook, go watch dirty talk porn and maybe think of your smoking hot doctor. You should probably let him look at it too. For science.

lioncoutr 🌙

Kinda need jimin to find a way to give this himbo a prostate exam 👀

Aki

Ohhh, this sounds soooo interesting… plus it was so clueless and fun. Ahha, can’t wait.

yen

he just loves dumb and hot can’t blame him

Bbq

👀👀👀

Moonchild

“He stares at his laptop screen for a bit, types lyrics to a song that’s stuck in his head. “ omg I do the same thing when I’m reading fanfic at work but have to keep my teams green 🤣🤣

Kia

Sooo how the fic writing going for this? Lol

AgnesMae

Lmao not useless. Lmao. Omg he’s gonna be so into humiliation omg omg omg The amount of times I said “sweet summer child” out loud. (That is officially apart of my vocabulary lmao) A himbo indeed lmao.

forg_tfulmoon

Oh Rosie what’s it like being the absolute best? 👑

Kimberly

Ahhh obsessed with them already

Amelia Persona (edited)

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2026-09-08 04:00 I need more pls, I need to see when JK finds out his kinks ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 this is soooo good!!!
2026-04-29 17:24

sayu

i think jimin should call jeongguk a stupid pretty boy next time he comes for not figuring out his problem. yk. it could HELP.

Mergan

Love that praise kink came to him first

Rosie

he has nothing but good intentions i swear

Rosie

yesss it has the same dumb energy as jimin and his big dick roommate! jk will be watching porn and he will be going "huh.. if the doctor recommended it then,, he must like this too.."

Rosie

there needs to be a scene where he gets to do that

Rosie

no it's okay he is comically a little dumb

Rosie

clueless hot jk is my specialty

Rosie

"never gonna give you uppp never gonna let you downnnnn never gonna turn around and desert youuuu"

Rosie

i have been fully focused on supg past week but i will write it soon

Rosie

well it's a little useless isnt it Jeongguk really is just a sweet summer child, absolutely no light on inside

Rosie

ahhhh thank you 🥹💕 it seems crack and smut is still my specialty after all these years

Rosie

they are adorable

Rosie

yeah I might switch POVs?

Rosie

hey, you are onto something

Rosie

exactly, book jimin in for a session

Rosie

felt appropriate

forg_tfulmoon

Among other things of course! Everything you write turns out amazing ❣️

Livia

Jeongguk is CLUELESS and somebody is about to exploit that a bit🫣

Livia

"he kind of wants him back here for a third time and take a good look at his useless cock" oh, this is gonna be golddd

BunCreams ᥫ᭡.

This is NOT dumb it might jst be perfectttt ahhhh

Rosie

hahahahha, you're onto this jimin

Rosie

he is just a tad... slow

Kia

I see I see🙂‍↕️ can’t wait! Lol

Mimi

love how focused and professional jimin is 🤓☝️ i bet he would do everyyyything in his power to help jeongguk personally

Francisca Cornejo

The way I need more of this lmao Thank you for writing 🥹🥹