St Patrick’s Day at bar BallBusters 2026 pt 1 (Patreon)

It’s St. Patrick’s Day at Bar BallBusters, and the place is buzzing with music, laughter, and the glow of green lights strung across the bar. Bottles are being poured, selfies are being taken, and right at the counter — the most unusual “bar rug” in the city is already in use.

Stationed in front of the bar, the resident simp becomes the go-to spot for guests looking for somewhere steady to stand while they wait to order.

First up is Caroline (5’6, 138 lbs) in her white coat and black boots. Focused on her phone as she waits for her friends, she steps onto him without a second thought. The solid sole of her boot settles in as she shifts her weight from one leg to the other, occasionally resting a foot higher up for balance. Each idle adjustment presses down a little differently — sometimes steady, sometimes sudden — as she scrolls and texts. After a few minutes of absent-minded waiting, she spots her group and steps off to join them.

Soon after, Jennifer (5’7, 150 lbs) arrives in a fitted green dress and open-toe heels. The narrow heel concentrates her weight into a smaller point as she leans casually against the bar, waiting for a bottle. As she turns to angle her phone for pictures, her stance shifts again and again — brief pivots, slight twists — each movement sending a sharper, more focused pressure downward before she finally grabs her order and heads back to her table.

Next come the tall sisters — Elizabeth (6’3, 150 lbs) in a black dress with high-heel boots, and Ally (6’0, 155 lbs) beside her. Standing together while placing their order, the added combined weight makes every second feel heavier. They pose, laugh, and take turns snapping photos, occasionally readjusting their footing to get the right angle. Each repositioning brings a fresh, uneven distribution as they balance and hold their stance until their bottle arrives.

Later into the night, Goddess Tiffany (5’10, 210 lbs) steps in wearing thick, block-heeled boots. Taking her time at the bar, she plants her feet firmly while waiting for her drink. With little movement and nowhere for the pressure to ease, the stillness makes the wait feel longer before she eventually collects her bottle and moves on.

And with the music still going, more guests filtering in, and the line at the bar never quite disappearing… the night at Bar BallBusters is far from over.