Kate & Olivia and their Human Ashtray (Patreon)

Katie and Olivia getting back from class and needs to take a smoke break. Good thing for them their favorite ugly couch is there waiting for them to squish its pathetic old lumpy body. Great thing about this couch is that you can use it's mouth as an ashtray. Olivia and Katie both take turns ashing onto its mouth. The weight of both girls makes it hard for it to not do anything but eat the ashes.

He has to endure all of this while Olivia and Katie talk about how they hate this couch at times and that we should get a new one and throw this one into the dumpster where it belongs.