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Spoopy Answers for some Spoopy Questions.

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And sorry to SJ, I recorded this before I got your question, so here: Some of the Classic Hollywood Monster Hugs Rated out of 10.

Frankenstein's Monster: Big, Loveable, just needs someone to love and understand him and not treat him like an animal. Will probably be your best friend forever. 10/10 

Dracula: I mean, it might be the last time you do so as a human or alive, but like, it'd be a HELL of a hug lol 11/10

Wolf Man: I mean, practically a big Doggo, if you don't mind the large potential for mauling you into bits.  5/10

The Mummy: Dusty and Crusty and very stiff, you're more hugging him than he hugs you. 1/10 

Creature from the Black Lagoon: Does he feel like a fish, does he feel like an eel? Either way you're wet, slimy, and it's gross as hell.  -10/10

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Anonymous

congrats on a year of patreon! thanks for your answers!

GlitchGirl318

Pretty sure I just awwed so fricking hard and I’m only like a minute into the audio!