Fantasy Girl: Misty the Massive Mermaid (Patreon)

Mermaids are generally expected to carry themselves with a kind of mysterious, sirenic grace. Unfortunately, not every mermaid is perfect, and few are more imperfect than Misty.

Misty is shy, clumsy, and "a bit of a doofus" to her very core. Her coordination and dignity so shaky that even if she wasn't a multi-ton sphere of waterlogged tailfat, she would probably still find a way to knock things over or get herself stuck somewhere.